精品文檔推薦求知若饑，虛心若愚。第2頁/共2頁學(xué)而不舍，金石可鏤。第三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文3三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文4

goodmorning,dearteacherandmyfriends.

it’saveryintrestingtopictoday.

ithinkmydadwasaheroformewheniwasayoungchild.we'dgofishing,walks,andotherfunthingsforakid.

everychildhasagoodandgreatfather,andsodoi.mydadplayedaveryimportantroleinmydailylife`````exactlyspeaking,inmypast16years.

myfatheralwaysstandsinthecenterofmylife，frompasttillnowandpossiblyinthefuture.

myfamilywasratherpoorwheniwasinmychildhood.wedidn'thaveourownhouseandhadtoliveinashabby，smallroomrentedfrommyfather'sfactory.theroomwassosmallthattherewaslittlespaceforpeopletowalk.ididn'thavemyownbedandhadtosleepwithmyparents.thisisterriblebothformyparentsandme.

butfathermadethisalldifferent!heworksveryhardonhisownbusiness,nowwehaveourown2housese,surly,ihavemyownroom.andhetakeourfamilysomuchhappiness,richerandricher.

wheniwaslittle,idideverythingwithmydad.youcouldalwaysfindmesittingonhiskneeorwalkinganddoingeverythingwithhim.everynighthewouldreadmeabedtimestoryandmakethevoicesofeachcharacter.

ilearntalotfrommydaddy.ilearnttonevertakethingstoseriouslyandtoalwayssmile.

likemanyotherfathers,mydadandialsohasgenerationgap.heisnotgoodatorevencan’tworkthecomputer.sowhenisittingatthecomputerdesk,hewillsaysomethinglike‘youshouldpaymoreattentiontoyourstudy’,‘don’twastetimeonthecomputergames’,‘itwillbebadforyoureyes’andsoon.howcani-acomputerfan–reducetimeoncomputer?soicontinuestudyingandplayingonit

yearspasted,myfatherisover45now.itistimeformetolookafterhimandiamsureiwilldoandwewillliveanevenbetterlife.andiwillsay,ireallyloveyoudad,causeyouaretheheroinmymind.

thankyousomuch!

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文5

onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:“hey,chicken!watchoutyourleg,it’sout!”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afterasleeplessandstressfulnight,iwentontothatstagewithoutthefeelinginmylegs.thatspeechturnedouttobehorrible.idon’trememberhowigetdownfromthere,butidorememberafterwardsijustwantedtofindaholetohideinjustliketheantinthestory.backatmyschool,ittookalongtimeformetorecover.thankstoallthehelpigotfrommyspecialfriends.myconfidencewasrestored.afterroundsofgivingspeechesandansweringtoughquestions,iamheretoday.fromallthati’vebeenthroughi’velearnedthatagoodfutureisbasedonaforgottenpast,ifiwantmylifetogoonwellihavetoletgoofmypastfailure.sotoday,withoutfear,iamtrippingmyelephantagain.

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文6

loveyourmother

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

"becausei'mawoman,"shetoldhim.

"idon'tunderstand,"hesaid.

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

"andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k."

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

"whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?".

"allwomencryfornoreason,"wasallhisdadcouldsay

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked"god,whydowomencrysoeasily?"

godanswered

"whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout

complaining

igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly

shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears

igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,