兒童英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯1.兒童英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯錢不用找了Sellingsecondhandbooksatourchurchbazaar,Igotintoanargumentwithaprospectivecustomer.HewasinterestedinbuyingThePocketBookofOgdenNashbutclaimeditwasoverpricedat35cents.Otherpaperbacksweresellingfortenor15centseach.在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發(fā)生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。Ipointedoutthatthebookwasingoodcondition.Nashwasafunpoet,anditwasforagoodcause.Hesaiditwasamatterofprinciple.Ultimately,Iagreedtosellhimthebookfor15cents.Triumphant,hepaidwitha$10bill.“Keepthechange,”hesaid.我指出這本書保存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳?！傲沐X不用找了?！彼f。12.兒童英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯amosaskedhismotherwhethertheycouldhaveavideo.艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機。i’mafraidwecan’taffordone,sighedhismother.恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說。butonthefollowingdayincameamos,staggeringbeneaththeweightofabrand-newvideo.可第二天當艾莫斯回來時，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機。howonearthdidyoupayforthat?gaspedhismother.你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說。easy,mum.repliedamos,isoldthetelevision!媽媽，這簡單，艾曼斯回答。我把電視機給賣了!3.兒童英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯誰都沒空IwasgoingtobedtheothernightwhenmywifetoldmethatIhadleftthelightonintheshed.Shecouldseefromthebedroomwindow.那天晚上，我剛要上床睡覺，妻子告訴我說我沒有關儲藏室的燈，她從臥室的窗戶看見那還亮著。AsIlookedformyself,Isawthattherewerepeopleintheshedtakingthings.Iphonedthepolice,buttheytoldmethatnoonewasinthisareatohelpatthistime,buttheywouldsendsomeoneoverassoonastheywereavailable.我也透過窗戶朝那邊看，發(fā)現(xiàn)有幾個人正在偷東西。我趕忙報警，但是警察局說現(xiàn)在沒有警察在我家的這片位置，他們一有了人手就馬上派過來。IsaidOK,hungup,andwaitedoneminute,thenphonedthepoliceback.“Hello.Ijustcalledyouaminuteagobecausetherewerepeopleinmyshed.Well,youdon’thavetoworryaboutthemnowcauseI’veshotthemall.”我說沒問題，然后掛了電話，等了一分鐘，又給他們打過去：“警察局嗎，一分鐘以前我打過電話來，我告訴你說有人正在我家的儲藏室偷東西。但是現(xiàn)在沒事了，因為我剛剛開槍把他們都打死了。”Withinfiveminutestherewerehalfadozenpolicecarsinthearea,anArmedResponseunit,theworks.Ofcourse,theycaughttheburglarsred-handed.Oneoftheofficerssaid:“Ithoughtyousaidthatyou’dshotthem!”Irepliedwith“Ithoughtyousaidtherewasnobodyavailable!”隨后，五分鐘之內(nèi)有六輛警車來到了我家，警報也響了。當然，他們當場抓住了竊賊。有個警察對我說：“我記得你說你把他們都打死了?！蔽一卮鸬溃骸拔矣浀媚阏f現(xiàn)在誰都沒空?！?.兒童英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯開業(yè)大吉Anewbusinesswasopening...andoneoftheowner’sfriendswantedtosendhimflowersfortheoccasion.新公司開業(yè)了，開業(yè)典禮上，經(jīng)理的一個朋友送他一個花籃。Theyarrivedatthenewbusinesssiteandtheownerreadthecard,....“RestinPeace.”經(jīng)理高聲朗讀著花籃上的賀卡：“安息吧。”Theownerwasangryandcalledthefloristtocomplain.經(jīng)理生氣極了，打電話找來賣花的人要質(zhì)問他是怎么回事。Afterhehadtoldthefloristoftheobviousmistakeandhowangryhewas,thefloristreplied,“Sir,I’mreallysorryforthemistake,butratherthangettingangry,youshouldimaginethis:somewhere,thereisafuneraltakingplacetoday,andtheyhaveflowerswithanotesaying,..花店老板來了，看到這個明顯的`錯誤和經(jīng)理氣急敗壞的樣子，他說：“我真得很抱歉。但是與其這么生氣，你倒不如這樣想：有另外一個地方，今天要舉辦一個葬禮，他們將會收到一個花籃，Congratulationsonyournewlocation!’”留言條上寫著‘恭喜你有了新的歸屬!’”5.兒童英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯一分一塊錢AdollarperpointAprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.Oncethetestwasoverthestudentsallhandedthetestsbackin.Theprofessornoticedthatoneofthestudentshadattacheda$100billtohistestwithanotesaying“Adollarperpoint.”Thenextclasstheprofessorhandedthetestsbackout.Thisstudentgotbackhistes