1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯簡單爆笑的英語笑話大全:英語小笑話大全 爆笑 笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。我整理了簡潔爆笑的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀! 簡潔爆笑的英語笑話：i cant get out this was to be the new blonde(金發(fā)女郎) flight attendants first overnight trip, so the captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay overnigh

2、t. the next morning, as he was preparing the crew for the days flight, he noticed the new flight attendant(空中服務(wù)人員) was missing. since he knew which hotel room she was staying in he called her to find out what had happened. crying, she answered the phone and said, help, i cant get out of the room! wh

3、at do you mean, you cant get out of the room? the captain asked. well i can only find three doors, she sobbed(抽泣，哽咽) . one is the bathroom, one is the closet and the other one has a sign on it that says, do not disturb! 簡潔爆笑的英語笑話：lets pretend a man and a woman who have never met before find themselv

4、es in the same sleeping carriage(硬臥) on a train. after the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep - the man on the top bunk(鋪位，床鋪) , and the woman on the lower. in the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, im sorry to bother you, but im awfully cold and i was wonderi

5、ng if you could possibly get me another blanket? the woman leans out and, with a glint(閃耀，閃光) in her eye, says, i have a better idea, just for tonight, lets make pretend that were married. the man says happily, ok! sure! the woman says, good. get your own damn blanket! 簡潔爆笑的英語笑話：gardening gloves for

6、 months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed anallergy(過敏，反感) to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i held my hands up and said, well, youll notice that my hands are bare. later that evening i opened my present with enth

7、usiasm(熱忱) . happy birthday, he said, as i unwrapped(打開) a new pair of gardening gloves. 簡潔爆笑的英語笑話：you can come down now the cruise ship my friend was working on docked(停駐) at a mexican port during a very high tide. everyone on board was forced to use the ships narrow gangplank(跳板，踏板)as a passageway

8、 to the dock far below. the staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70s appear at the top of theplank(厚木板，支架) . there wasnt room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyones relief. as she stepped down, she turned, looked back at the

9、 top of the plank and shouted, its okay, mother, you can come down now. 簡潔爆笑的英語笑話：dont you like any of our colours today? mrs. green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always droveto the shops in it on saturday and bought her food. she did not drive fast, because she was old, but she drove

10、 well and never hit anything. sometimes her grandchildren said to her, please dont drive your car, gfandmother. we can take you to the shops. but she always said, no, i like driving. ive driven for fifty years, and im not going to stop now. last saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red, and then it did not start again. the lights were green, then yellow, then red, then green again, but her car did not start. what am i going to do now? she said. but then a policeman came and said to her kindl