1、英文小短文 關(guān)于英文笑話小短文七篇 前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲?！睆墓诺浇?笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。下面是WTT帶來的關(guān)于英文笑話小短文，!關(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇一deleted fileCaller: “I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it.If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?”.關(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇二Have a first chi

2、ldA man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a small st and sted the wife‘s stomach with indelible ink.The couple was curious about what the st was for, so when they got home, the hus

3、band got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.In very tiny letters, the st said, “When you can read this, e back and see me.”關(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇三TOM'S E_CUSETeacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,“School-GoSlow”.湯姆的借口教師：湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?湯

4、姆：我每次路過拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：“學(xué)校-慢行.”關(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇四One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a position-If I am a manager.All the students began to write e_cept a boy.The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boys answer.一天課上，教師要同學(xué)們以“假如我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫一篇作文

5、。所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。教師走過去問他為什么不寫?！拔以诘任业拿貢薄Ｄ呛⒆哟鸬?。關(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇五When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: “Wake up, sir!”_iao84.“I wasn't asleep,” the man an

6、swered.“Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.”“I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.”我沒有睡著當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)憂這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”“我沒有睡著。”那個(gè)男人答復(fù)。“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！标P(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇六Jack feell off his bic

7、ycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished them and gave them back.“Anything else?” The nurse asked.“Yes,”Jack thinks for a while and said,“I'm a bachelor.” 巴士英語._iao84.杰克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。仞杰克填好遞上表格“還有什么漏填的?”護(hù)士問.“有!”杰克想了想說，“我是個(gè)單身漢.”關(guān)于英文笑話小短文篇七A curio

8、us guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg.He asks the owner the significance of the strings.“Well, this is a highly trained parrot.If you pull thered string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German。” replies the shop keeper.巴士英語._iao84.“And whathappens if I pull both the strings?”our curious shopper inquires.“I fall off my perch you fool!” screeches the parrot.有個(gè)人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那里，他看見有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿那么被綠線系