1、旁白：Its a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（邊說邊介紹，三人坐在課桌上） Oscar: Oh, honey Are you OK? （邊說邊將手搭上Rose肩）Jack: She is my girl.（打開Oscar的手）Oscar: You are so cold.（脫下報紙披在R身上

2、面向觀眾）what you wear, what you are.Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脫下自己的羽絨服抖了抖，面向觀眾）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, its my choice.（將羽絨服披在Rose身上）Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向觀眾）But I love BoSideng more.Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盤我做主）.Oscar:

3、People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But nowJack: Dont say any more! Take your knife out! （從口袋里掏出鉛筆，緊握手中）Oscar: Ok. Lets go fighting! （同樣掏出鉛筆緊握手中）Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用鉛筆互戳）-小蜜蜂Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心將Rose推下桌子落水）Rose: Hel

4、p, help!（Jack & Oscar將拉上Rose桌子）Oscar: Honey, how are you?Rose:（向觀眾）PiaoRou（飄柔）, just so confident（甩頭發(fā)）（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓過Rose的手，對視）Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花You are my life, you are my honeyRose: Butwhat about Oscar?Jack: Dont pay attention to him.Rose

5、: OK. Darling I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far awayJack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. Its colder and colder.Jack: Do you feel cold?Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.Jack: Dont worry. I have this! （從口袋里掏出打火機，并向觀眾展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打

6、火機）.（Jack按下打火機）（Superwoman上，胸前貼一張紙，上書S）Superwoman:（向觀眾）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. Im willing to help others.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman無視，面向Jack）Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy Come here, I will save you.Jack: Take my girl t

7、ogether.Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火機）（Indian Princess上，向觀眾合掌問候）Princess: I am a princess from India.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（從口袋里掏出圍巾）（Jack & Rose 嘗試伸出腳，Princess上下晃動圍巾）Princess: Oh, n

8、o, its broken! My blanket! （邊說邊后退，漸遠）（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次還沒按，Harry Potter上，提著掃帚）Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向觀眾）My name is Harry Potter. Im from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（聳肩）Jack:（憤怒地

9、）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat cant support us fora long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not ju

10、mp, this is a question.Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低頭虔誠祈禱狀）Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同時從身后伸出手來，包剪錘）Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出錘子，Rose出包子）Jack: I lose. You see, its Gods choice.（Rose連連搖頭）Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack

11、跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 繼續(xù)叫救命）（旁白唱my heart will go on，音樂起，全劇終。Jack & Rose跳舞，張開手臂經(jīng)典動作作結(jié)Chapter 1Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王 、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖Aside: The story begins with a wedding 0Chapter 1Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王 、至尊寶、紫霞、小妖Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The

12、Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha .妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. Shes right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!(至尊寶從后臺走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro

13、! Come here! This is my brother.(牛深情地轉(zhuǎn)向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandoras Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What?妖：Zixia has a means to

14、 test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：Whats this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(劍從至的懷中落下)妖：Magic Sword?牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾劍)紫：Its not true! Its just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it o

15、ut!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa(牛驚慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back gardenChapter 2Site: Bull Kings back gardenCharacters: 至尊寶、紫霞（至跑過來，突然看到紫獨自坐在臺階上，于是走過來）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽劍，指向至。兩人定格，至走出來，獨白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me,

16、 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because Ive decided to tell lies, Ive told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：Ill kill you if you come closer!至：You should kill me! Kill me!

17、 Id found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. I left regretful after that. Its the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please dont hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, Ill say this love will last 10 thous

18、and years!（紫長嘆，拋劍，拾劍，抱劍）紫：What can you tell your wife?至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandoras Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I cant get the box back. I 紫：I help you!至：No, its dangerous!紫：You dont want to?至：I do! But 紫：I trust you! Il

19、l get the Pandoras Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.(豬喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night Chapter 3Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊寶、豬八戒、沙僧、唐僧豬和沙：Master, master(兩人同時悄聲說)豬：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I wont go.豬和沙：Stay here? W

20、hy?唐：Therere full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because were not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. Thats fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell h

21、im.(豬和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, Im not your disciple. I dont want to be your disciple. Master I know youre a good guy. Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ”?至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ” is (唐唱Only you)至：Stop. Stop. I cant take this anymore, p

22、lease stop 唐：Ohoh 至：Damn you, you Ive said I cant take this anymore. Dont disturb or Ill kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya (至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King suc

23、ceeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider. The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy whos cut open wont die at once. He can still see. So he asks th

24、e Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look. After the Monkey Kings death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall Chapter 4Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊寶、觀音至：Goddess. Im about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the

25、 past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.觀：Have you given up all things in human world?至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! But I dont understand why can humans hatred la

26、st 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.觀：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, youre no longer a normal human.

27、You cant have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. Its very uncomfortable.至：OK.觀：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?至：I had had found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. Its the most pain in the world. If God ca

28、n give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.圣誕節(jié)英語話劇劇本：LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVE愛在平安夜地點：圣誕老人住所前人物：三頭馴鹿，即林登（Linden），大膽不羈，敢于帶頭，天性狡猾。斯科特（Scott），墻頭草，常與林登站在統(tǒng)一戰(zhàn)線上，一起排斥貝克。貝克（Baker），善良，常?？床粦T林登的所作所為。特點是長得胖。場景：圣誕老人住所前道具：房子，一塊寫著“For

29、Sale”的牌子。ACT ONE第一幕Voiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently. For him, its doubt how to celebrate the Christmas Eve tonight. Look, his three reindeers are walking in front of the house. Lets listen to what they will s

30、ay.旁白：隨著金融危機席卷全球，向來出手闊綽的圣誕老人也變得窘迫起來了。今年的平安夜將如何度過，這對于圣誕老人來說，無疑是一個傷腦筋的問題?？?，他那三頭馴鹿正在家門口散步呢，讓我們來聽聽它們會透露些什么。Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day. Were stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy - the boss. Y

31、ou know, we havent touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day. Now, everyday eats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato! Now anything is turkey in my eyes. You, and you, are all turkeys. Oh, my turkey.Baker: Youre crazy!Linden: I cant bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job

32、hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer.Linden: Shut up! You fatty!Scott: Linden is right. Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support. I think we should take a measure by now. We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But its due to the financial cr

33、isis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh boss is coming. 林登：我想吃火雞！斯科特：噢，親愛的，今天是平安夜，不是感恩節(jié)，今天我們是主角！林登：不，不，今天的主角是那些孩子還有老板（圣誕老人）那家伙。你要知道，自從去年感恩節(jié)，我們就一直沒有吃過肉?，F(xiàn)在每天都是薯條，除了薯條還是薯條，我討厭薯條?，F(xiàn)在我的眼里全是火雞。（指著斯科特）你，（指著貝克）還有你，全是火雞。（說完，上前一把抓住貝克的手臂咬了一口）噢，我的火雞。貝克：（一把推開林登）你瘋了！林登：我受夠了，所以，我決定跳槽。（說完從背后取出一塊牌子，上面寫著“For Sale”）貝克：你跳槽？到奧巴馬那吧，我

34、相信他從未嘗過鹿肉。林登：住嘴，你這死胖子。斯科特：（冷靜地分析了一下）林登說得對，老板欠了我們好幾個月的工資，何況咱上有老下有小，我想我們是時候采取進一步的措施了。（停頓一會兒，望著天幕）我們需要的是生活，有品位的生活。貝克：可是這都是金融危機惹的禍（被打斷）林登：住嘴！斯科特：（聽到背后似乎有聲響）噓老板來了。（林登急忙把胸前的牌子藏起來）ACT TWO第二幕Voiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus. Have a look, he is so pool

35、 that only has an egg. Oh, my dear, Let me bless you in the name of Jesus.旁白：圣誕老人向我們走來了，噢，我從來沒有見過如此窘迫的圣誕老人，你看，他窮得只剩下一顆蛋了，噢，可憐的孩子，我代表耶穌對他表示無限的同情。Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag. There just leaves an egg, and thats my breakfast today. But God just made only a Santa Claus. My dear kids! Hey! Boys!

36、Go to work, its our day. 圣誕老人：是啊，看看我的禮物袋（將禮物袋口面向觀眾），只剩下一個雞蛋了，而且還是我今天早上吃早飯的時候節(jié)約下來的。但是誰叫這世上只有一個圣誕老人呢？可憐的孩子們啊！ （面向馴鹿）嘿，伙計們，照常開工吧?。ㄟ@時，馴鹿們正在交頭接耳，似乎在密謀些什么事情。聽到圣誕老人的招喚，懶散地起身準(zhǔn)備工作）ACT THREE第三幕旁白：圣誕老人坐上了車子，開始降臨人間，但是他萬萬沒有想到，麻煩才剛剛開始，他的車子掛到了樹上（同時打開照明設(shè)備）Santa Claus: Oh, my lady gaga!Policeman: Ser, please show me

37、 your driving license.Santa Claus: What? My driving license? But Im, Im just a Santa Claus.Policeman: I know, everybody can guess it through your dress. And you are a kind old man. But its important that, your driving license.Santa Claus: No, Im just a simple Santa Claus.Policeman: Oh, its so seriou

38、s. Destroy public property. Whats your name?Santa Claus: Santa Claus.Policeman: Santa Claus? Year, I know you, since I was a baby. Is the sled yours in the tree?Santa Claus: Yes.Policeman: Are you sure you havent had a drink?Santa Claus: Year, my mum never allow it.Policeman: OK. Very good boy. Ill

39、detain your sled. Tonight is Christmas Eve, youcan dress up as a Santa Claus, but your sled should be parked in your own garden, not in the tree. And, take your pets to go back home. They will scare kids.Happy Christmas Eve!Santa Claus: Happy Christmas Eve.圣誕老人：噢，我的天啊。警察：（走過來，并不知道對方是真的圣誕老人）先生，請出示您的駕

40、照。（這時，林登和斯科特在圣誕老人背后暗喜，互相擊掌慶賀）圣誕老人：駕照？但我只是一個圣誕老人。警察：是的，你是一個和藹可親的老人。但關(guān)鍵是，您沒有駕照？圣誕老人：沒有。我只是一個普通的圣誕老人。警察：（低吟）噢，太嚴(yán)重了。（同時拿出一個本子和筆，用筆在本子上寫東西，再次低吟）破壞公物。你叫什么名字？圣誕老人：Santa Claus。警察：Santa Claus？（詫異，打量圣誕老人，依然堅持認為他是市民裝扮的圣誕老人，并用開玩笑的口氣）噢，我知道你，我從小就認識你。（抬起臉打量掛在樹上車子）掛在樹上的車子是你的？圣誕老人：是的。警察：你確定你沒喝酒？圣誕老人：是的，我的職業(yè)從來不允許我喝酒。

41、警察：好的，車子我扣留下來了。今晚是平安夜，你可以假扮圣誕老人，但你的車子應(yīng)該停在你們家花園里，而不是掛在樹上，還有，（指著三頭馴鹿）把你的寵物們帶回家，它們的樣子會嚇到孩子的。（馴鹿們互相看看了對方，相當(dāng)氣憤） 平安夜快樂！圣誕老人：（眼看東西被扣留，無奈地攤開雙手）平安夜快樂ACT FOUR 第四幕Voiceover: The crows have broken up in the cold midnight. Santa Claus and the reindeers are walking in the street alone. They have no sleds, no food

42、, they just have sorrow and hunger. 旁白：寒冷的午夜，慶賀圣誕的人潮已經(jīng)退去，圣誕老人和他的寵物們孤單地走在馬路上，他們沒有了車子，沒有食物，他們只有難過和饑餓（這時，聚光燈照向他們。背景音樂：寒風(fēng)呼嘯）Baker: I hate Franklin Raines!Linden: I hate all the Americans!Linden: No, its my fault.Voiceover: On the other side of the road. A little match-girl is also walking forward. She h

43、as no hat, no gloves, and no sweater. She just has a couple of large slippers and a pile of matches. She stares at the chicken in the show-window, only finding she didnt touch any food for one day.Little match-girl: Wow Smell so delicious. Who needs match?Little match-girl: Ser, do you need some mat

44、ches?Little match-girl: It should be so nice if I can use a stick of match from them for warmth. But my dad cant allow me do that. Grandma, I miss you. Where you are? I remember you would give me a warm egg every Christmas Eve in the past. You said the Santa Claus would tuck some gifts into my socks

45、. But, I have no even a pair of socks. How will the Santa Claus get in touch with me?Little match-girl: You areSanta Claus: Year, Im Santa Claus. Oh, my son. Why do you stay in the cold corner by yourself in the midnight? Where are your parents?Little match-girl: ISanta Claus: I see, Im your grandpa

46、. Oh, son, you must be very hungry.Little match-girl: Egg? Its really egg?Santa Claus: Year.Little match-girl: Oh, hooray, I also got a gift from the Santa Claus! My grandpa, are you hungry, too?Santa Claus: No, no, its your only food.Little match-girl: No, I - I have an egg.Santa Claus: Thank you!The reindeers: Thanks!Santa Claus: Son, why dont you eat it?Little match-girl: I want to save it to my mum.Santa Claus: S