/r/nPAGE/r/n4/r/n//r/nNUMPAGES/r/n4/r/n英語趣味小故事/r/nOneday，alittlemonkeyisplayingbythewell。/r/n

/r/nHelooksinthewellandshouts：/r/n

/r/n“Oh！Mygod！Themoonhasfallenintothewell！”/r/n

/r/nAnoldermonkeysrunsover，takesalook，andsays，/r/n

/r/n“Goodnessme！Themoonisreallyinthewater！”/r/n

/r/nAndolderlymonkeycomesover。/r/n

/r/nHeisverysurprisedaswellandcriesout：/r/n

/r/n“Themoonisinthewell。”/r/n

/r/nAgroupofmonkeysrunovertothewell。/r/n

/r/nTheylookatthemooninthewellandshout：/r/n

/r/n“Themoondidfallintothewell！Comeon！Let’get/r/n

/r/nitout！”/r/n

/r/nThen，theoldestmonkeyhangsonthetreeupsidedown,withhisfeetonthebranch。/r/n

/r/nfeetwithhishands。/r/n

/r/nAndhepullsthenextmonkey’ｓ/r/n

/r/nAlltheothermonkeysfollowhissuit，/r/n

/r/nAndtheyjoineachotheronebyonedowntothemooninthewell。/r/n

/r/nJustbeforetheyreachthemoon/r/n

/r/n，/r/n

/r/ntheoldestmonkeyraiseshisheadandhappenstoseethemooninthesky/r/n

/r/nHeyellsexcitedly“Don’ｔ/r/n

/r/nbesofoolish！Themoonisstillinthesky！”/r/n

/r/nAwomanwashavinglunchatarestaurant,andshewasenjoyingthefoodverymuch.Buttherewasamaninthenextseat,andhebeganlookingatthefloornearher.Thewomanwasangryandasked,“Whatareyoulookingfor,sir?”/r/n

/r/n“Apieceofcake,”themansaidtoher,“Mycakefelltothefloor./r/n

/r/nw!Takethis,andgobackto“Apieceofcake?”thewomansaidangrily,“It’sdirtyno/r/n

/r/nyourseat!I’mhavinglunchnow.”Thewomangavethemanabigpieceofcake.“But,”themansaid,“Myteethareinthepieceofcakeonthefloor!/r/n

/r/nAGoodBoy/r/n

/r/nLittleTomaskedhismotherfortwoyuan./r/n

/r/n“WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”hismotherasked.“Igaveittoapooroldwoman.”heanswered./r/n

/r/n“Youareagoodboy.”saidthemotherproudly/r/n

/r/n.“Herearetwomoreyuan,butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?”/r/n

/r/n“Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.”/r/n

/r/nWhereisthefather?/r/n

/r/nTwobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings./r/n

/r/n"Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!"/r/n

/r/n"Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?"/r/n

/r/nTheelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspainting/r/n

/r/nthepictures."/r/n

/r/nMrs.Brownwasveryfat.Herhusbandthoughtsheshouldhaveabalanceddiet,andhemadehernoteatmeatorcakes./r/n

/r/nOnemorning,Mrs.Brownmadeanicecakeforherhusband,andheatehalfofit.Afterhewentout,Mrs.Browncutaverysmallpieceofcakeandateit.Itwasverydelicious.Thenshecutanotherpieceandateit,too.Inafewminutessheateupthecake.“Myhusbandisgoingtobeveryangry.”/r/n

/r/nShemade/r/n

/r/nShethought,“WhatshouldIdo?”/r/n

/r/nanothercakeveryquickly,atehalfofit,andputtheotherhalfonthetable.Mr.Browncamebacklaterandwhenhesawthehalfofthecakeonthetable,hewasveryhappy./r/n

/r/nTomisalittleboy,andheisonlysevenyearsold.Oncehegoestoacinema.Itisthefirsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuysaticketandgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminuteshecomesout,andbuysthesecondticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethirdticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?”“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstops/r/n

/r/nmeatthedoorandcutsupmyticket.”/r/n

/r/nIWasn'tAsleep/r/n

/r/nWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,he/r/n

/r/nnudgedhimandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!"/r/n

/r/n"Iwasn'tasleep,"themananswered./r/n

/r/n"Notasleep?Butyouhadyoureyesclosed."/r/n

/r/n"Iknow.Ijusthatetolookatladiesstandingupbesidemeinacrowdedcar."/r/n

/r/nTwoHolesfortheDogs/r/n

/r/nMyunclehastwodogs.Oneisbigandtheotherissmall.Helikesthemverymuch./r/n

/r/nOneday,Mr.Smithcametovisithim.Whenthefriendsawtwoholesinthedoor,alargeholeandasmallhole,hewassurprisedandsaid,“Mydearfriend,whyaretheretwoholesinyourdoor?”“Letmydogscomeinandcomeout,ofcourse,”Mr.Smithasked.“Butwhyaretheretwoholes?Oneisenough!”“Buthowcanthebigdoggothroughthesmallhole?”myunclesaid./r/n

/r/nSometimesaclevermanmaymakesuchmistakes./r/n

/r/nASillyMan/r/n

/r/nFredwasgoingtoschool.Whenhepassedapark,hesawamansawingabigbranchfromatree.Themanwasonaladderandtheladderwasagainstthebigbranchhewassawing.“Hi,itisdangerous.”Fredshouted.“Afteryoucutoffthebranch,youwillfall,too.”Butthemandidn’tbelievehim,andsaidangrily,“Goaway,youlittlething.It’/r/n

/r/nsnoneofyourbusiness.”/r/n

/r/nFredcoulddonothing,soheleft.Hedidn’tgofarbeforeheheardsomethingcrashed.Herushedbackandfoundthemanlyingontheground./r/n

/r/nFredaskedsomemenforhelp.Theycarriedthemantothehospital./r/n

/r/nWhichSkirttoWear?/r/n

/r/nTimeis8yearsold,andfollowsherownideas.Whenherparentstellhertodosomething,shealwaysdoesn’tdoit./r/n

/r/nToday,shewillgotoafriend’sbirthdayparty.Sheisnowchoosingskirttowear.Shehasthreeskirts:ablueskirt,awhiteoneandayellowone./r/n

/r/nSheasksherfather,“Whichoneisthebest?”herfathersays,“Ithinktheblueoneisthebest.”Thensheaskshermother,“Whichonedoyouthinkisthebest?”Hermotheranswers,“Thewhiteone,ofcourse!”Tinasays,“Thankyou.”/r/n

/r/nThensheputsontheyellowshirtandgoesout./r/n

/r/nIvancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?"/r/n

/r/n"Akidbitme,"repliedIvan./r/n

/r/n"Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother./r/n

/r/n"I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."/r/n

/r/nPeterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,Youaremy/r/n

/r/nstudent./r/n

/r/nWhenPeterwenthome,hisfatheraskedhimwhathehadlearnedatschool.Peter/r/n

/r/nsaidatonce,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtohismother)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,YouaremystudentHisfathergotangryandsaid,I,Iamyourfather;(thenpointing/r/n

/r/ntohiswife)She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson./r/n

/r/nThenextmorningatschool,theteacheraskedPeterifhehadlearnedthethreewords/r/n

/r/nbyheart.Yes,hesaidproudly,I,Iamyourfather;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson./r/n

/r/nItwasFridaythatday.Thesunwasshinningbrightly.Mrs.Zhangwenttobuya/r/n

/r/nfishinafishshop.Shedidn’tknowhowtocookit.Sosheaskedtheshopkeepertowrite/r/n

/r/ndownthewayofcookingonapieceofpaper.Thensheputthepaperintoherpocket/r/n

/r/nandlefttheshophappilywiththefish./r/n

/r/nOnherwayhome,awhitecattookthefishawayfromherandranawayatonce.Mrs.Zhangranafterthecatbutshecouldn’tcatchit.Butsuddenlysherememberedsomethingandlaughed.Sheshoutedtothecatloudly,“Youdon’tknowhowtthefish.Thepaperisstillinmypocket!”/r/n

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