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FunnyJokes-(A)-WhyisKenlaughing?笑話大全(上)

關(guān)鍵字:joke,funny,silly,get,clever,scared,mood,riddleYou'rewatchingLet'sTalkinEnglish.

It'sagreatdayhereatLTETV.

MynameisKatie,andwearegoingtolearnalottoday.OurtopicisSMALLTALK.

AndthetitleofourlessonisFunnyJokes.FunnyJokes.

Nathan,doyouliketo ljokes?

Hmm,kindof.

Iliketo lstories.

Andsomejokesarelikestories.

o,everyone,mynameisNathan.It'sgreattobeherewithyoutoday.OK.Well,weneedtostartourlesson.

Sofindyourmagazineandturntotoday'sReadIt.YoucanreaditwithNathanrightnow.

Ifyouwanttobeinagoodmood,readsomejokes.Goodjokescanmakeyoulaugh.

Sometimesthey'refunny.

Sometimesthey'resilly.

Butgettingajokeisnoteasy.

Ifyougetit,yourEnglishisreallygood.Riddlesarefun,too.

Butriddlescanbehard,soyouneedtobeclever!Butdon'tbescaredtotryone!

Well,I'msurethatthiswillbeafunlesson.

We'llgettohearsomejokesandanswersomeriddles.Ithinkeveryoneenjoysjokesandriddles.

Jokesmakeyoulaughandriddlesmakeyouthink.Ilikethemboth.

You'reright.They'rebothfun.Everyonelikestolaugh.

Andmostpeopleliketothink.Ithink.

Butbeforewehearanyjokes,weneedtotalktoourwordlady,Christina,andlearnallofour fortoday.o.

( ).

Whyareyoulaughing,Ken?

Hi,Susie.

I'mreadingsomeriddles.Canyou lmeone?

Sure.

Here'sasillyone.

Whywasthemathbookupset?Hmm...why?

Becauseithadsomanyproblems.That'sfunny!

Here'sanotherone.

WhatisthelongestwordinEnglish?Idon'tknow.

"S ."There'sa" "betweenthefirstandlastletter.Oh,S- -S.

S onlyhadsixletters,butitdoeshavea ,anda isalongway.Weuse intheUnitedStatestosayhowfarawaysomethingis.

Thatjokemightbehardtounderstandifyoudon'tknowtheword .Well,Nathan,thatwasn'tajoke.

Itwasariddle.Areyousure?

Wait.Areriddlesandjokesreallydifferent?Well,Ithinkso.

Jokesaresupposedtobefunny.Theymakeyoulaugh.

Butriddlesarequestionsthatyoucantrytofigureout.

Hmm,Iguessthat'strue.Riddlesaren'talwaysfunny.Buttheycanstillbesilly,right?Oh,sure.

Notallriddlesareserious,buttheymaynotmakeyoulaugh,either.ButIthinkiftheriddlemakesyoulaugh,youcanstillcallitajoke.

Theriddleaboutthelongestwordiskindoffunny.Oh,Iguessyou'reright.

Ifyouthinkit'sfunny,youcanstillcallitajoke.

Hey,Nathan,whatisthelongestEnglishword,anyway?

Oh.Well,peoplearguewhatisreallythelongestEnglishword.

Butmanypeoplesayitis...antidisestablishmentarianism.That'stwenty-eightletterslong.

Wow!

Goodjob,Nathan.

That'snotreallyaneasywordtosay.Oh,ittakesalittlepractice.

ButKatie,I'mnotsureIunderstoodthefirstriddle.Whydoesamathbookhavealotofproblems?

Well,youknow,Nathan,mathquestionsarealsocalledmathproblemsinEnglish.Oh,right.

Nathan,why...whyareyoulaughing?

Becausethat'sourCalendarPhrase.Whyareyoulaughing?

Whyareyoulaughing?( ).

Whyareyoulaughing?

Your pageisfunny.What'sfunnyaboutit?

Whyareyoulaughing?

Your pagehasafunnypicture.Whichfunnypicture?

Whyareyoulaughing?

Thepictureofyouwithamonkey.That'snotamonkey.

That'syou!Oh,yeah.

Hey!Whyareyoulaughing?

Whyareyoulaughing?

Whyareyoulaughing?( ).

(Music).

Ha,ha.Howaboutthisone?Whyissixscaredofseven?

Hmm...I'mnotsure.

Why?

Becausesevenatenine.Oh,Igetit.

Atesoundslikethenumbereightin"seven,eight,nine.".Right!

Whatfourlettersisathiefscaredof?Hmm...Idon'tknow.

Whatletters?

"O,I,C,U."Getit?

Oh,Iseeyou.

That'sagoodone.Igotit.

Oh,Iseeyou.

That'safunnyjoke.

Don'tyouthinkso,Katie?

Well,itisafunnyjoke.

ButIdidn'tgetitatfirst.

Whenweunderstandthejoke,wesaythatwegetit.Butwecansaythatwegetotherthings,too.

Hmm,yeah.

Like,Igetfruitatthesupermarket.

OrIgetsome...No,no,no.

Notlikethat,Nathan.

That'sadifferentwaytouse"get."Imeansomethinglike...Idon'tgetthisquestioninmy .

Whatdoesitmean?

Oh.Or,Idon'tgetthisbook.Itdoesn'tmakesensetome.Likethat?Well,nowyougetit.

ButIdon'treallygetthejokeaboutthenumbers.Noonethinksthatsixisscaredofseven.

Well,Katie,it'sjustasillyjoke.

It'snotserious.

Butmaybesomeofyoudon'tknowwhatitmeanstobescaredofsomething.Christinawantstohelpusunderstandthat.

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Oh,I'mscaredofbees.

Ireallydon'tlikethem.

Nathan,whatareyouscaredof?

Hmm,IguessI'malittlescaredofsnakes.Idon'treallylikethem.

Theydon'tlookveryfriendlytome.

Sosomepeoplemightbescaredofthedarkorsomepeoplearescaredofstorms.

Butsixisscaredofseven.

Why?

Becausesevenatenine?

Yeah.Seven,eight,ninesoundslikenumbers,butitalsosoundslikesevenisabigmonste