完美公路之旅2

去年理查德哈蒙德和我從威尼斯出發(fā)

Lastyear,RichardHammondandIsetofffromVenice

進(jìn)行了一場(chǎng)所謂的完美公路之旅

onwhatshouldhavebeen,thePerfectRoadTrip.

我們總能在正確的道路上駕駛合適的車

Wealwayshadtherightcarfortherightroad.

好一臺(tái)機(jī)器

Whatamachine!

我們想要陽(yáng)光就出太陽(yáng)

Thesunshonewhenwewanteditto...

快看啊

Lookatthisnow!

不想要時(shí)就會(huì)下雨

andtheraincamewhenwedidn't.

一切都很棒

Itwasbrilliant...

直到某個(gè)時(shí)刻

rightuptothemoment

法國(guó)佬沒收了我們的駕照

whentheFrenchconstabularytookawayourdrivinglicenses.

哦好吧

Oh.Right.

所以今年我們吸取教訓(xùn)

Sothisyear,withthelessonlearned,

我們決定再進(jìn)行一次完美公路之旅

wethoughtwedotheperfectroadtrip,again.

而這次我們不會(huì)再出錯(cuò)

Andthistime,we'dgetitright.

請(qǐng)別換臺(tái)

Donotadjustyourset.

我知道去年就是這么開場(chǎng)的

駕駛一艘RivaAquarama

Iknowthisishowitbeganlastyear,onaRivaAquarama,

世界上最棒的快艇

theworld'sbestspeedboat,

在威尼斯建造于海上的最棒城市

inVenice,theworld'sbestcitythat'sbuiltonthesea.

沒錯(cuò)但你去年的所見所聞

Yeah.Buttherearesomemajordifferences

將和今年有諸多不同

betweenwhatyousawlastyearandwhatyou'llseethistime.

-首先他更胖了-是噠沒錯(cuò)

Firstly,he'sevenfatter.Oh,Ihave.Heis.

其次我們徹底改變了線路

Andsecondlywehavecompletelychangetheroute.

哦對(duì)今年我們不去法國(guó)因?yàn)檎f(shuō)實(shí)話

Ohyeah.ThisyearwearenotgoingtoFrancebecausefranklytheyare,

他們是一群傻..

welltheyarebunchoff…

相反我們會(huì)留在意大利上帝的私人賽車場(chǎng)

Instead,weshallbestayinginItaly,God'spersonalracetrack,

從威尼斯出發(fā)途徑托斯卡納和羅馬

goingfromVenicedownthroughTuscanyandRome

還有超凡的阿馬爾菲海岸

andalongthespectacularAmalfiCoast.

我們駕駛的車輛甚至比去年更棒

Andthecarswe'llbeusingwillbeevenbetterthantheywerelastyear.

更快更強(qiáng)更吵

Faster.Harder.Louder.

我們甚至把終點(diǎn)安排在卡普里島上

We'devenarrangedtofinishontheglitteringjetsetislandofCapri,

駕駛的正是經(jīng)典的福特卡普里

inacoupleofclassicFordCapris.

這次一定完美

Nothingcouldgowrongthistime.

事實(shí)上我們今年選定的道路遵照圣經(jīng)

Frankly,theroadsthatwe'velinedupthisyeararebiblical…

也不是

wellthey'renotbiblical,

它們更現(xiàn)代但是一樣的壯觀

theyaremoremodernthanthat,buttheyaremagnificent.

而我們駕駛的車輛..

Andthecarswehavetodriveonthem…

所以我們策劃了一大堆激動(dòng)人心的橋段

Sothere'sawholeexcitingthrillingbagofthingswe'vegotlinedup,

但我們沒加進(jìn)去的是

butonethingwehaven'tputinit…

詹姆斯梅他沒有參加

isJamesMay.JamesMayisnothere.

這一點(diǎn)才顯得更完美

Whichiswhatreallymakesitperfect.

沒有龜速船長(zhǎng)我們才能體驗(yàn)意大利應(yīng)有的速度

YouloseCaptainSlow,wecangowiththesortofspeedstheylikeinItaly.

我還有件事今年準(zhǔn)備的特別驚喜

AndIhaveoneextrathing,oneextralittlepieceofperfectionthisyear…

-又來(lái)了-在我的完美之旅中

-Now,herewego.–inmyperfectroadtrip.

不是批評(píng)我們?cè)趪?guó)外但這是頭一次

Nocritical,forthefirsttimeever,food,we'reabroad,

一般我得靠薯片維生

ordinarily,Ipretymuchstarveorsurviveoncrisps.

史上第一次這次我不只要吃外國(guó)菜

Thistime,forthefirsttime,notonlyamIgoingtobeabletoeatforeignfood,

還會(huì)愛上它因?yàn)槲覀円ゲ┞迥醽?/p>

I'mgonnaloveitbecausewearegoingtoBologna,

肉醬意大利面的故鄉(xiāng)全世界我最愛的食物

homeofspaghettibolognaise,myfavoritefoodintheworld.

博洛尼亞我會(huì)像當(dāng)?shù)厝艘粯訍鄢运?/p>

Bologna,Bolognese,I'llbeabletoeatlikealocalandloveit.

很快我們靠岸了

Soon,wedockedtheboatandwe'rereadyto

準(zhǔn)備見識(shí)旅途中所用的第一輛車

meetthecarswe'vechosenforthefirstlegofthejourney.

理查德將駕駛?cè)碌?.2升V10蘭博基尼Huracan

Richardwouldbeusingthebrandnew5.2literV10LamborghiniHuracan,

期待已久的蓋拉多換代版

thelongawaitedreplacementfortheGallardo.

而我會(huì)開這臺(tái)同樣新的邁凱倫650S

AndI'dbeusingthis,theequallynewMcLaren650S,

搭載3.8升雙渦輪增壓V8

whichcomeswithatwinturbo3.8literV8.

那么你也許會(huì)納悶為何我們都沒選

Now,you'llprobablysittingtherewonderingwhyneitherofushaschosen

法拉利458問(wèn)得好因?yàn)樗^對(duì)是一部超凡好車

touseaFerrari458,andthat'sagoodquestionbecauseitisamagnificentcar.

沒錯(cuò)但有一個(gè)致命缺陷

Itis,butithasonemassiveflaw.

-詹姆斯梅有一輛-沒錯(cuò)

JamesMayownsone.Hedoes.

他真有于是他完全毀了458

Hedoesandhehascompletelyruinedit.

現(xiàn)在沒人想買♥♥它了

NobodywouldwanttobuyaFerrari458now.

-對(duì)-沒人了

-No.-Nobody.

我不想開著詹姆斯梅的車到博洛尼亞

IdonotwanttodrivetoBologna,inJamesMay'scar.

是的就像穿著他的內(nèi)♥褲♥到處跑

No,itwouldbelikegoingtherewithhisunderpants.

-那會(huì)毀掉旅程的-沒錯(cuò)

-Itwouldruintheexperience.–Yes,worse.

考慮過(guò)這些我們的前途一片光明

Whereasinthese,ourimmediatefutureisbright.

我們的前途一片橘黃

Ourimmediatefutureisorange.

非常非常橘黃

Very,veryorange.

耶哈哈

Yeahhaha!

好一個(gè)聲浪

Yeahhaha!Whatanoise!

詹姆斯梅糾結(jié)好久要不要買♥♥邁凱倫

JamesMaythoughtlongandhardaboutbuyingaMcLaren,

但他考慮到它比法拉利快得多

butthenherealizeditwasmuchquickerthantheFerrarisoofcourse,

因此身為龜速船長(zhǎng)他買♥♥了法拉利

beingCaptainSlow,heboughttheFerrari.

我之前說(shuō)的是MP4-12C那是他考慮買♥♥的

Andthat,wastheoldMP4-12C,thatwaswhathewasthinkingofbuying.

這臺(tái)650S這完全是另一種猛獸

Thisisthe650S,andthis…thisisadifferentanimal.

它比12C更有侵略性

Thislooksmoreaggressivethanthe12C.

部分技術(shù)源自P1

IthasgotsometechnologyfromtheP1,

那些買♥♥了12C的人更煩惱的是這款快得多

andmuchtobeannoyanceofthosewhodidbuya12C,thisisahellofalotfaster.

我右腳駕馭著6♥4♥1馬力

Ihaveabitofthecontrolofmyrightfoot6♥4♥1breakhorsepower.

扭矩有500這意味著百公里加速只要2.9秒

Ihave500torques,andallthatmeansIcangofrom0to60,in2.9seconds.

在TG賽道上12C比458快3秒

The12Cwas3secondsfasteraroundtheTopGeartesttrackthantheFerrari458,

這個(gè)哦這個(gè)

this…ohthisis…

天啊這玩意快極了

Jesuswhapthat'squick.

我們有時(shí)會(huì)區(qū)別超跑和究極跑車

Whenwetalkaboutsupercarsandthehypercars,

這就是究極跑車的速度千真萬(wàn)確

thisishypercarspeed,itreallyis.

而且就像是12C它出人意料的舒適

Andyes,likethe12C,it'sunbelievablycomfortable,

就像是駕著一朵筋斗云

itislikedrivingaround,inacloud.

因?yàn)樗械妮喿佣际请娍氐亩沁B桿

Becauseallthewheelsareconnectedelectronicallyratherthanwithantirollbars,

他們之間沒有實(shí)際聯(lián)♥系♥

there'snophysicalconnectionbetweenthem.

這就意味著一個(gè)輪子顛簸不影響其他三個(gè)

Andthatmeanswhenonewheelgoesoverabump,itfeelsitbutnoneoftheothersdo.

因此駕駛感是如此平順

That'swhyyoujustglidealong.

于是你能開得更快更猛更持久

Whatthismeansisthatyoucangofasterandharder,forlonger.

因此沒過(guò)多久

Whichmeansthatprettysoon,

你得停下來(lái)好讓你的隊(duì)友追上

you'llhavetostopsomewhere,soyourcolleaguecancatchup.

閉嘴

Shutup.

什么我啥都沒說(shuō)呢

What,Ihaven'tsaidanythingyet.

是啊但我知道你要說(shuō)什么

Yeah,butIknowwhatyou'regoingtosay,

你會(huì)說(shuō)你的車更快當(dāng)...

you'regonnagoonabouthowyourcar'sfasterwhen…

沒錯(cuò)

Itis.

你看它能跑到325km/h

What,that'lldo202mph.

邁凱倫能跑到333它馬力更大扭矩更強(qiáng)

TheMcLarenwilldo207.It'smorepowerful,it'sgotmoretorque

更輕就算不提速度我本來(lái)也不想

it'slighter,evendiscussingspeed,andIwasn'tgoingto.

我要說(shuō)我覺得你的車不怎么好看

Iwasgonnasay,Idon'tthinkyourcarlooksverynice.

這呃神馬

No,er,what?

-它不怎么-你不能說(shuō)它不好看

-Itdoesn't…youcan'tsayitdoesn'tlookverynice.

看看那些折角那么美

Lookatit,itsanglesandit'sbeautiful.

你看我無(wú)奈的同意你

Look,Iwillconcede,reluctantly,

它是沒有初見某些蘭博車型時(shí)的驚喜

it'snotasvisuallyexcitingassomeLamborghinisarewhentheyfirstarrive.

它本該做到

-Andshouldbe.

不管怎么想你的車屁♥股♥還是像真空吸塵器

Denyitthatthebackofyourcarstilllookslikethebackofavacuumcleaner.

看著像五金架子上的

Itlookslikesomethingontheshelfintheelectric…

是是我不知道我

-Itdoes,itdoes.–It…Idon'tknow.I…

我不是說(shuō)邁凱倫有多優(yōu)秀但至少比那臺(tái)要好

Listen,I'mnotsayingthattheMcLarenisperfect,butit'smoreperfectthanthat.

我要你閉嘴因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)在很危險(xiǎn)

Iwantyoutostoptalkingnowbecauseit'sadanger,

我可能會(huì)同意你一部分

Imightagreewithyouatinybit.

我說(shuō)嘛

-Wellitis.

可我不想那樣

-AndIdon'twanttodothat.

我想做的是駕駛蘭博基尼

WhatIdowanttodoisdriveaLamborghini.

好吧

Right.

好吧我承認(rèn)邁凱倫是一輛非常好的車

Allright,IwillconcedethattheMcLarenisaverygoodcar.

但在現(xiàn)實(shí)中這臺(tái)更棒

Butintherealworld,thisisbetter,

是那些眼睛看不到的部分造就了不同

it'sthethingsyoucan'tseethatmakethedifference.

邁凱倫的車體是碳纖維的堅(jiān)固輕很棒

ThetubontheMcLareniscarbonfiber,verystrong,verylight,verygood.

但你要是撞了準(zhǔn)備換新車吧

Butyoudingit,basicallyyougonnaneedanewcar.

這臺(tái)的車體是碳纖維和鋁合金更容易修理

Thetubinthisisablendofcarbonfiberandaluminum,whichiseasiertorepair.

內(nèi)飾出類拔萃有著優(yōu)秀的設(shè)計(jì)

Thisinterior,it'ssuperb,thisishowproperthoughtputintoit.

一切都在合適的位置上毫無(wú)困惑

Thingsarewheretheyshouldbe,there'snoconfusionandwhat'swhat,

一切都配得上它的外觀

justforthesakeofhowitlooks.

現(xiàn)在所有電子部件都來(lái)自?shī)W迪也就是說(shuō)都管用

AndalloftheelectronicsnowcomefromAudi,whichmeanstheywork.

有個(gè)在紅燈時(shí)自動(dòng)熄火的裝置

There'sadevicewhichshutsdowntheengineatthesetoftrafficlights,

還有四驅(qū)

andthere's4wheeldrive.

但別以為它會(huì)安分守己

Butdon'tthinkthatthey'vemadeitallsensible.

哦天啊聽聽這個(gè)

Oh,myGod.Listentothat.

它的引擎依舊是蓋拉多的5.2升V10

It'sgotthesame5.2literV10asintheGallardo.

但是換上了新的氣缸蓋和排氣系統(tǒng)

It'sgotthenewtopend,andanewexhaustsystem,

一踩下油門就能感覺到變化

apointthatmakesitselfclearassoonasyouputyourfootdown.

耶

Yeah!

它的撥片DSG變速箱和奧迪R8相同

It'sgotthesameflappypaddleDSGgearboxasyougetintheAudiR8,

這個(gè)消息非常好因?yàn)?/p>

whichisaverygoodnewsbecausethat'soneof,

這幾乎是世界上最好的變速箱

ifnotthebestgearboxintheworld.Instant!

這里還有個(gè)按鈕寫著anima

AndI‘vegotabuttonhere,it'sthe“anima”button,

就是意大利語(yǔ)的"動(dòng)物"

that'sItalianfor“animal”.

我猜哈蒙德正坐在蘭博基尼里面講著動(dòng)物

IbetHammondissittinginhisLamborghininowtalkingaboutanimals,

因?yàn)樗恢繿nima這個(gè)詞

becausehedoesn'tknowthat“anima”,

在意大利語(yǔ)里其實(shí)是"靈魂"

whichiswhatthebutton'scalled,inItalianmeans“soul”.

它有三種模式那么我猜代表三種動(dòng)物

Andthereare3differentmodessoI'mguessingthey'relikedifferentanimals?

舒適選項(xiàng)應(yīng)該是兔子很快但有些松軟

Thesoftoneisprobablyahare,fastbutquitefluffy,

中間這個(gè)大概是獵豹

andthenyoucangoforthemiddleonethat'smaybeacheetah,

最后那個(gè)兇猛的就是老虎

thenthereallyangryoneisatiger.

我要試試?yán)匣?/p>

I'mgoingtiger.

按下去懸掛立即變硬

Ifyoupushit,itjustfirmsupthedampers.

它不會(huì)把汽車變成大象

Itdoesn'tturnthecarintoanelephant.

這和動(dòng)物半毛錢關(guān)系沒有好一個(gè)傻帽

Nothingtodowithanimals,whatablitheringidiot.

很多時(shí)候Huracan駕駛起來(lái)

TherearetimespushingonlikethiswhentheHuracanfeels

更像是跑車而非超跑這是種贊美

morelikeasportscarthanasupercarandthatisacompliment.

因?yàn)槲业囊馑际撬袷悄撤N

BecausewhatI'msayingisitfeelsmorelikesomething

你能利用并駕馭的東西并非一頭蠻牛

youcanuseanddrivehardratherthanaboredbull.

轉(zhuǎn)向非常優(yōu)秀

Thesteeringissuperb.

天啊這東西真棒

God,thisthingisgood.

它還是蘭博還是那么激動(dòng)人心

It'sstillaLambo.Thisisstillexciting.

Huracan保留了蘭博的真諦

當(dāng)哈蒙德為此興奮時(shí)

WithHammondnowveryhappythattheHuracanwasbehavingasatrueLamborghinishould,

我們駛向意大利最不為人知的幾處珍寶之一

weheadedintooneofItaly'sleastwellknowntreasures.

博洛尼亞擁有兩家籃球俱樂(lè)部

意大利第七繁忙的機(jī)場(chǎng)

Bologna,hometo2basketballclubs,the7thbusiestairportinallofItaly,

還有這個(gè)17世紀(jì)意大利的精品建筑

andthis,amagnificentpieceof17thcenturyarchitecture,

我知道哈蒙德想了解更多

thatIknewHammondwasdyingtofindoutabout.

好注意了哈蒙德這是世界上最長(zhǎng)的柱廊

Allright,payattentionHammond,thisisthelongestporticointheworld,ok?

它有4公里從博洛尼亞這頭一直到那邊的教堂

It's4kilometers,goesallthewayfromthispartofBolognatoachurchofthatpart,

這樣人們?nèi)ソ烫镁筒粫?huì)被太陽(yáng)曬到

andsopeoplecangotochurchwithoutwalkinginthesun.

我不關(guān)心

I'mnotinterested.

666對(duì)柱子你想知道為什么選這個(gè)數(shù)字嗎

666arches,andwouldyouliketoknowwhytheychosethenumberofbeast?

不我只想知道哪能找到我的意大利肉醬面

No,whatI'dliketoknowiswhereIcangetmyspaghettiBolognese.

因?yàn)槟遣攀俏襾?lái)的目的它在哪

‘causethat'swhyI'mherefor.Whereisit?

帶著這個(gè)問(wèn)題我們出發(fā)了

Andwiththat,wewereoff.

顯然我不需要呆在車棚下

Obviously,Idon'tneedtobeintheshadebecause

因?yàn)槲矣械刂泻Ｊ降拈蠙炷w色

IhaveaMediterraneanolivecomplexion.

于是我打開650S的頂棚也不怕太陽(yáng)烤

ThatmeansIcantaketheroofoffthe650Sandnotsufferatall.

真棒

Excellent.

說(shuō)實(shí)話

I'llbehonest,

我有點(diǎn)嫉妒漂亮的敞篷邁凱倫

thatIamslightlyannoyedbyhowgoodthatMcLarenlookswiththeroofoff.

突然間它有了超跑的炫酷元素看著真棒

Suddenlyit'sgotallthatdramayouneedinthesupercar.Itlooksbrilliant.

該死

Damn.

到了我們進(jìn)入博洛尼亞的中心赤色之城

Andhereweare,enteringthecenterofBologna,theredcity,

這樣叫它是因?yàn)槭且獯罄?hearts;產(chǎn)♥黨的大本營(yíng)

so-namedbecauseit'sthecommunistcapitalofItaly,

而且是蘭博基尼的故鄉(xiāng)

andit'sthehomeofLamborghini.

該死的共♥產(chǎn)♥主義的象征

Thatcommunisticon.

在市中心我們停好車沒造成一點(diǎn)轟動(dòng)

Inthecitycenterweparkedinasquarewhichcausednofussatall.

很高興見到你保重

-Nicetomeetyou,takecare.

-我為我朋友抱歉-哦我真得走了

–Iapologizeformyfriend,-Oh,I'dreallyliketogonow.

他他餓的時(shí)候就不太正常

he's…h(huán)egetscrotchetywhenhe'shungry.

我沒病我只是想吃東西

I'mnotcrotchetyIjustwannagoandeat.

-我能去找找嗎-好的去吧

-CanIgoandgetit?-Yes,yougo.

好吧我要再見

Right,I'mgonna…bye.

-我要去-你更喜歡哪個(gè)

-I'mgonnagoand..-Whichonedoyoulikebest?

蘭博基尼還是邁凱倫

LamborghiniorMcLaren?

邁凱倫邁凱倫

-McLaren.–TheMcLaren?

耶

Yeah.

就算在這里邁凱倫都比蘭博受歡迎

McLarenmorethantheLamborghinievenhere.

我能點(diǎn)份肉醬意面

I'llhavethesespaghettiBolognese,please?

不不不

No.no,no.

請(qǐng)給我一份肉醬意面

I'llhavespaghettiBolognese,please.

波羅格納的肉醬意面

SpaghettiBolognesethat'sinBologn…

不沒有意面

No.nospaghetti.

意大利面肉不不不

-Spa…ghetti…Bologn…-NOOOO.

不存在這里沒有肉醬意面

Notexist,there'snoSpaghettiBolognese.

確定？

Sure?

意面沒有

Spaghetti,no.

好吧

Ok.

最終我只好承認(rèn)失敗

去找杰里米他剛吃完晚餐

Eventually,Ihadtoconcededefeat,andjoinJeremy,whojustfinishedhisdinner.

-晚上好-哇哦

-Evening.-Wow

-真荒唐-什么

-Thisisridiculous.–What?

你在哪都找不到肉醬意面

Youcan'tgetspaghettiBologneseanywhere…

不能嗎在博洛尼亞

-Canyounot?-inBologna.

不可思議那你要了什么

-That'sunbelievable.–Whathaveyouhadanyway?

我要了個(gè)ragù

Ihadaragù.

聽著就惡心

Soundsdisgusting.

不管了聽著不管它

Anyway,listen,nevermindthat.

我預(yù)約了今晚的房♥間我有個(gè)主意

Ibookedahotelfortonight,andI'vegotanidea.

它只有一個(gè)好房♥間好

-It'sgotonereallygoodroom,ok?-Right.

誰(shuí)第一個(gè)到誰(shuí)就住進(jìn)去

Whoevergetstherefirstcanhavetheroom.

-那我們就比賽-對(duì)

-Sowe'llracethere…-Yeah.

-第一個(gè)到的入住-沒錯(cuò)

-firstonetheregetsthatroom.–Yeah.Rally.

好那我做好準(zhǔn)備了

Alright.YeahI'mupforthat.

你同意了好讓我吃完然后我們出發(fā)

You'reupforthat?Alright,Ijustfinishit,andwecangetgoing.

肉醬意面

SpaghettiBolognese.

Ragù.

3,2,1,出發(fā)

3,2,1,go.

衛(wèi)星導(dǎo)航在這

Satnavistheanswerhere.

好的點(diǎn)進(jìn)去

So,that,putitin.

就這樣

Herewego.

不知道他要去哪

Don'tknowwhereheisgoing.

當(dāng)然哈蒙德不知道的是在這樣的老城

WhatHammonddoesn'trealize,ofcourse,isthatinoldcitieslikethis,

即便是奧迪的衛(wèi)星導(dǎo)航都無(wú)濟(jì)于事

evenAudi'ssatellitenavigationisuseless.

當(dāng)?shù)氐乩碇R(shí)才是你需要的而我正好擁有

Localknowledge,that'swhatyouneed,andIknowitisrighthere.

我很喜歡這種把衛(wèi)星導(dǎo)航整合到儀表板的做法

Ilovethewaythesatnavisintegratedintothemaininstrumentbinnacle

而不是丑陋的分成兩塊屏幕

ratherthanaseparateuglyscreen.

好呃呃

Ok,er…er…

好像我覺得走那兒

sortof...Ithinkit'sthatway

當(dāng)哈蒙德在惹惱當(dāng)?shù)氐目爝f小哥時(shí)

whileHammondwasannoyinglocaldeliverydrivers

我用老派的做法奔向目標(biāo)

Iwasmakingprogresstheoldfashionedway

棒極了northdella街開過(guò)這個(gè)大雕塑

good.sorightonnorthdella,passthatbigstatue

恩我知道我在哪了

yesIknowwhereIamnow

我比導(dǎo)航懂得多

Iknowmorethansatellitenavigation

好吧是個(gè)人都比麥克拉倫的導(dǎo)航厲害

welleveryoneknowsmorethanMcLaren'ssatellitenavigation

因?yàn)樗娴氖巧兑膊粫?huì)

becauseitknows...literallynathingatall

它能告訴你去過(guò)哪

ittellsyouwhereyou'vebeen

想去哪

ittellsyouwhereyouthinkyouwanttobe

但就是沒法告訴你在哪往哪去

butnevertellsyouwhereyouareorwhereareyougoing

這可不能左轉(zhuǎn)

it'snotlefthere

我要直走

shraighton

啊要右轉(zhuǎn)要右轉(zhuǎn)

noitwasrightitwasright

這里應(yīng)該右轉(zhuǎn)才對(duì)

itshoulddowntherightthere

大部分超跑在城里

事實(shí)上所有超跑都顯得又大又笨

incitiesmostsupercarsinfactallsupercarsfeelenormousandungainly

駕駛它們就像牽著公牛逛瓷器店

theyreallydofeellikeyougoingintoachinashopwithabull

這車不同它仿佛緊縮在你周圍顯得很小只

thisthoughitdoesn'titshrinksaroundyouitfeelstiny

說(shuō)到小只的那個(gè)

andspeakingofHammond

天啊要是能選寬點(diǎn)的路就好了

god,itwouldbeabletoselectwidthofstreet

這樣的車寬真不好判斷

it'sreallyhardtojudgethiscar

這里擠進(jìn)去

squeezeitdownhere

輕輕松松

easy-peasy

騎車的我完全不知道他在那兒

cyclistIhavenoideahewasthere

他在我盲區(qū)里巨大的盲區(qū)里

hewasinmyblindspotwhichismassive

恩穿過(guò)這?

oh,throughhere?

不左轉(zhuǎn)?

no,left？

到啦天了擼

thisisitawgod

好吧我就不要那間了

wellidon'twantthepartroomanyway

隨便哪間就行我沒那么快

anyroomwouddomeI'mnotthatfast

不就是個(gè)房♥間么

it'sjustaroom

哦我聽到了一只"鼴鼠"接近的聲音

ohIhearthesoundofanapproachingHammond

他應(yīng)該還有九層要跑

thinkhe'sstillninestoriesaway

足夠看完這本書

sowehaveplentyofbooktofinishmybook

聲音越來(lái)越響了

he'sgettinglouder

啊哈你來(lái)啦

a-hayou'rehere

為毛贏了這個(gè)要開心啊

whyisthewinnergonnabeverypleased

哦因?yàn)檫@個(gè)旅館就這一間房♥你瞧

wellthishotelhasonlyoneroomandasyoucansee

我住里面了

I'vegotit

一間房♥還能叫旅館么

oneroomit'snotreallyahotelisit?

這就是家一間房♥的旅館

itisaone-roomhotel

所以你的意思是

sowhatdoyousay

我得和你同床共枕

Igottosleepwithyou

沒門

whichisnotgonnahappen

就是啊

noit'snot

因?yàn)槲視?huì)像這樣睡

cosIwillsleeplikethat

畫面太美我不想看

don'twannaknow

或者我得提著行李原路返回另找旅館

orgoallthewaybackdownwithmysuitcasesandfindsomewhereelse

沒錯(cuò)

Isayexactlyyes

輸家滾粗

youlosebackyougo

好吧我走

rightgo

睡個(gè)好覺別掛了啥的

yeahsleepwellhopeyoudon'tdieorsomething

沒事我能找個(gè)別的好地方

I'llbefineI'llfindsomewheregood

別絆著了

don'ttripon

下山總比上山難

it'smuchmoretrickygoingdownthanitsgoingup

最差我也能睡醫(yī)院里

ohatleastI'mgoingtosleepinhospital

第二天早上被房♥間唯一的窗外豪景所啟迪

thenextmorninginspiredbytheincredibleviewsfrommyhotelsonlybedroomwindow

我有個(gè)好主意

Ihadanidea

一個(gè)想要和我那壞脾氣同事分享的好主意

anideaIwasgoingtoshowwithmyRobertGrumpetcollegue

干嘛

what

事情是這樣的

wellthethingisokay

離這不到50英里的地方

50milesfromherenoteventhere

有一條賽道

there'saracetrack

什么賽道

whatracetrack

我不知道名字但賽道門口有個(gè)大大的紅頭盔

don'tknowwhatit'scalledbutthere'sabigredhelmetattheentrance

讓我猜猜

letmeguess

賽道上只能容下一輛車

theres'sonlyroomforonecarontheracetrack

不

no

然后你第一個(gè)到

andyou'reonitfirst

不事實(shí)上

No,honestlyifyou

我覺得我們應(yīng)該去那

Iwishwecouldgothere

真該去一趟

noweshould

真是條賽道沒錯(cuò)

-it'saproperrace-yesitis

-是的-好吧

-itis-allright

只要找紅頭盔就行

Justlookforaredhelmet

注redhelmet紅頭盔有男性生殖器尖端之意

探路開始了

ansothesearchbegan

不好意思紅頭盔在哪

miscusidoveèilelmettorosso

他們都不知道啊哈蒙德

theydon'tseemtoknow,Hammond

你問(wèn)他們啥了

whatareyouasking

紅頭盔在哪

miscusidoveèilelmettorosso

這不就是問(wèn)他們紅頭盔在哪嗎

didthatmeanyou'reaskingthemwheretheredhelmetis

是啊

ohyeah

這好像有點(diǎn)魯莽啊

thatmightbeabitrudeactually

在不斷尋找之后

eventuallyafterfinetuningitalian

終于找到了

wefoundit

哈蒙德你同意么

wouldyouagreeHammondthat

這是一個(gè)紅頭盔

isaredhelmet

這紅頭盔確實(shí)大

it'saverybigredhelmetyes

這是穆杰羅賽道

thisisMugello

不是世上最快的賽道

it'snotthefastestracetrackintheworld

也不是最有技術(shù)挑戰(zhàn)性的

orthemosttecnical

但絕對(duì)是

butitsureishell

最美的賽道

theprettiest

而這些是我們拿來(lái)遛彎的車

andthesearethecarswedrivingaroundit

我選了新款的寶馬M4

IhadagoonforthenewBMWM4

哈蒙德選了個(gè)V8的

andHammondhadchosentheV8

捷豹F-TypecoupeR

theJaguarF-TypecoupeR

一輛他不怎么喜歡的車

acarhedoesn'tlikeverymuch

為啥啊

whydon'tyoulikeit

我覺得它不怎么好看

wellIdon'tthinkit'spretty

但別人都說(shuō)好

causeeveryonesaysyes

好看啊

itis

我不覺得啊

Idon'tthinkitis

我也不喜歡它的聲音

andIdon'klikethenoiseitmakes

乒乒乓乓的排氣聲

allthatcracklesandbangs

它們是人造的

they'reartificialcausethey'reamanwith

是電腦讓車發(fā)出這聲音

thelaptoptoldittosoundlikethat

V6版的聲音還不錯(cuò)

V6isnotbad

V8版的PIAPIAPIA聲

buttheV8bababababa

都是假的

it'sfalse

好你本來(lái)有選擇

so,okyouhadachoise

你能選任何一輛你喜歡的車

youcanhaveanycaryoulike

為什么選這輛你不喜歡的

whydoyoubroughtsomthingyoudon'tlike

過(guò)會(huì)你就知道了

youshallsee

話音剛落他就走了

andwiththathewasgone

聽聽

listehtothat

聽著像消化不良

soundsit'sgotanindigestion

當(dāng)你收油的時(shí)候

andwhenyouliftoff

大部分人聽到車發(fā)出這個(gè)聲音

mostpeolehearacarmakingnoiselikethat

都會(huì)覺得車壞了

nothinggetsbroken

不喜歡這內(nèi)飾

don'kliketheinterior

儀表指針很無(wú)聊

Ithinkthedialsareboring

把燈光控制集成在轉(zhuǎn)向控制器上

puttingthelightcontrolontheendoftheindicatorstock

在日產(chǎn)馬馳上沒問(wèn)題

fineinNissanMicro

但這是輛9萬(wàn)5千英鎊的跑車啊

butthisisa95,000poundssportscar

要不是捷豹懶就是他們故意不愿意

itsuggeststhey'retoolazyortoomean

為這車新開♥發(fā)♥個(gè)控制器

todevelopasecondswichforit

而且我覺得它太貴了

andIthinkit'stooexpensive

你花9萬(wàn)5千英鎊自然想讓它面面俱到

let'sputa95,000poundswhenyouexpectitcandoeverythingacceptable

不久以前這價(jià)錢能買♥♥超跑了

notsolongagothat'sasupercarmoney

太貴了

andit'stoomuch

它再便宜點(diǎn)就好了

itshouldbealltogethercheaper

到底為什么我會(huì)為穆杰羅賽道

sowhythenhaveIchosenthiscar

選這輛車

formydayattheMugello

簡(jiǎn)單

simple

它比寶馬的馬力更大

becauseit'smorepowerfulthantheBMW

而且它能干這活

anditcandothis

有些車能把它改得容易轉(zhuǎn)向過(guò)度更好漂移

somecarscanbemadetooversteertodriftandslide

這臺(tái)車

thiswantsto

骨子里想漂移

it'sallitwantstodo

連我都能這樣漂

evenIcandriftthis

我可是個(gè)傻子啊

andI'manidiot

這就是臺(tái)小流氓這貨算是輛捷豹

it'sjustahooliganmachineitmightbeaJaguar

但絕不是輛自命不凡的車

butitain'tnostuffsure

幾個(gè)我不喜歡這輛寶馬的理由

oneortwothingsIdon'tlikeabouttheBMW

這丑惡的顏色還不是主要原因

notjustthecolorwhichofcourseit'shidious

實(shí)際上這車

seethethingisinnesonse

是輛雙門版M3

thisisatwo-doorM3

以前我們管它叫M3雙門版

whatusedtobecalledtheM3coupe

現(xiàn)在叫M4

butnowthe'vecalleditaBMWM4

寶馬的人想著我們要讓它與眾不同

andtheythought"rightwemustmakeitdifferent"

只在這片區(qū)域

andlookhowmuchstylingitis

就有這么多樣式

inthatbitofcar

再看車前蓋

andlookatthebonnetitgoes

它往上往上

upthereandupagain

再往上瞧這后視鏡

andupagainthedoormirror

為什么要這么花哨

whyisitsofarsy?

你會(huì)覺得

yougettheimpressionthat

如果讓設(shè)計(jì)它的人來(lái)設(shè)計(jì)安潔莉娜朱莉

ifamanwhostyledthiswillgiventhejobofstylingAngelinaJolie

她的眼睛很漂亮嘛

evensoshegotlovelyeyes

老子給她6個(gè)

soi'llgiveehsixofthose

再來(lái)上14個(gè)鼻子

andfourteennoses

23對(duì)嘴唇

andtwentythreelips

這完全不對(duì)啊

anditwould'thaveworked

更糟糕的是

andthereismore

哈蒙德的捷豹里塞著V8

Richard'sJagthathasaV8

老款M3里塞著V8

theoldM3hasaV8

這只是3升6缸增壓發(fā)動(dòng)機(jī)

thishasa3literturbochargedsix

話糙了點(diǎn)但是渦輪增壓是弱者開的

I'msorrybutturbochargerisfortheweak

我知道這樣排放少了北極熊開心了

Iknowit'sverygoodforamissionsinpolarbearsandsoon

但這樣就有渦輪遲滯

butthathastotobelagthathastotobeagap

從你腳踩下去到車子往前走

betweenwhenyouputyourfootdown

總有時(shí)間差

andthecarmovingforward

完全沒辦法

therehastobe

雖然感覺不到但肯定有遲滯啊

can'tfeelitbutitmustbethere

絕對(duì)的

itmust

輸家

loooser

好吧

verygood

還有個(gè)環(huán)保相關(guān)的問(wèn)題它裝了電子助力轉(zhuǎn)向

there'sanotherecoissueisthattheyfittedelectricpowersteering

那是這臺(tái)車最不該裝的

whateveryoudoyoucannevereverever

把轉(zhuǎn)向設(shè)定在運(yùn)動(dòng)+模式

putthesteeringinsportplus

方向盤會(huì)像個(gè)開關(guān)一樣

becauseit'slikeaswich

轉(zhuǎn)向過(guò)度開關(guān)開關(guān)

oversteeron-offon-off

現(xiàn)在我把它設(shè)定好了

rightnowi'mgonnasetup

變速箱在火力全開模式

gearboxinmaximumattackmode

懸掛在火力全開模式

suspensioninmaximumattack

轉(zhuǎn)向最舒適模式

steeringmaximuncomfort

這就行了

thenitwillwork

看到?jīng)]

seeeasynow

簡(jiǎn)單多了

mucheasier

擼嗚嗚嗚瑟

andloooser

啊不錯(cuò)啊哈蒙德不錯(cuò)

yesverygoodHammondverygood

但這些雞毛蒜皮背后

butbehindallthelittleniggles

有一個(gè)不容置疑的事實(shí)

thereisoneinescapabletruth

老M3跑完一公里要24秒

theoldM3didstandardkilometerin24seconds

這貨22秒

thisdoesitin22

但M4最讓人印象深刻的還不是速度

butit'snotthespeedthatimpressesmostofalltheM4

是操控之精準(zhǔn)

it'sthepercisionofthehandling

是這么回事

Thethingaboutthisisthat

車身由鋁合金和碳纖維構(gòu)架而成

It'sallheldtogetherwithalatticeworkaluminumcarbon-fibre

十分堅(jiān)固

It'sincrediblystiff

你感受得到

Youcanfeelthat

那感覺之美妙坐好出發(fā)仔細(xì)感受

Justwonderfulsense,youadjustthebackstartingtogo

它的路感堪稱完美

Andit'sallcommunicatedbeautifully

當(dāng)然前提是你調(diào)對(duì)的話

Ifyousetitupright

渣渣

loser

我受夠了

I'vehadenoughofthis

哈蒙德那張臉好欠揍

AsalwaysbecomingwearywithcheeryHammond

我把他叫到修理區(qū)來(lái)個(gè)鴻門宴

Iinvitedhimintothepitsforlunchandanargument

你怎么吃餅干了

Whyyoueatingbiscuits?

額這邊沒有肉醬意面

Theyhaven'tgotspaghettibolognaise,havethey?

但是有意式肉醬啊

Well,haveRagù

我不想吃那個(gè)-看著很萌啊

Idon'twantRagù.It'slovely.

聽起來(lái)很嚇人

Itsoundsawful.

你會(huì)喜歡的我才不

Youlikeit.Idon'tlikeit.

-那車很快誒-對(duì)但是...

That'squick.Yeah,but...

跟那輛比起來(lái)就無(wú)聊多了

It'sabitboringcomparedwiththatway.

這個(gè)跟老款M3完全不是同一種生物

ThisisthedifferentanimaltopreviousM3Coupe

完全不同你知道渦輪增壓電子轉(zhuǎn)向什么的

It'sdefinitelydifferent,youknowtheturbocharging,theelectricsteering

讓這車風(fēng)格獨(dú)特但還是略顯嚴(yán)肅

theyreallymadeitverydifferent.Butitisstillaseriousplayer.

不過(guò)確實(shí)很快

It'sproperlyquick.

你說(shuō)得對(duì)

Youget...getitright.

誒你剛剛用什么詞來(lái)著-啥-嚴(yán)肅-對(duì)

Andwhatwasthatwordyoujustused?What?Serious.Yep.

確實(shí)有點(diǎn)不茍言笑從頭到尾都太嚴(yán)肅

Itisabitserious.Thereisaweaveofserious.It'stakingitallseriously.

這輛依然是捷豹但至少它有靈氣很完整

ThatmightbeaJag.Butit'smental.It'scomplete

是個(gè)瘋子真心...連我都能滑得很順溜

It'salunatic.Itreally...evenIcanslitheraboutinthatandsortitout

前輪抓地太結(jié)實(shí)后面就滑得飛起

It'sgotastickyfrontandalosebackend.

這不正討人喜歡么對(duì)

Andwhodoesn'tlikethat.Yeah.

但是肯定不適合初次約會(huì)不我倒是喜歡...

Notaphraseforfirstdateobviously.No,exactlybutIdolike...

我覺得我們...我正等著呢

Ithoughtwewere...Iwasn'texpectingthat

總算輕松了

Freedfromthatsortofthing

鑒于你們的對(duì)話過(guò)于無(wú)趣

Asthisargumentisgettingboring

還好啊我覺得蠻有聊的

Notreally.Iwasenjoyingit.

我們?cè)O(shè)計(jì)了個(gè)挑戰(zhàn)來(lái)看看你們哪輛車更好

We'vedeviseachallengetoseewhichofyourcarsisbest,

你們要與試替哥比賽

youarenowracetheStig.

真的?-對(duì)他駕駛菲亞特500阿巴斯

Really?Yeah,hewillbedrivingaFiat500Abarth

哇哦是一輛小鋼炮

Wow.Itseemsahatchback

他會(huì)先跑兩分半鐘

Hewouldbegivenatwoandahalfminutesstart

誰(shuí)先超過(guò)他誰(shuí)贏

Firstonetopasshimwins

超過(guò)他?額就是說(shuō)要打敗他?

Passhim?Well,aswhenheisthereovertakehim?

就是說(shuō)讓我們打敗試替哥?

Youmeanwe'vegotovertakethestig?

這在技術(shù)理論上可行么?

Isthattechnically,physicallypossible?

這就像穿越蟲洞踏入未知

Steppingintotheunknown.It'slikegoingthroughawormhole.

沒錯(cuò)

Right

于是心情沉重眼睛圓睜的我們

So,withheavyheartsandwideeyes,

車子挨著試替哥停在了起跑線上

welinedourcarsonthestartlinenexttotheStig.

綠燈走起

Onthegreen.OK.

垃圾

Rubbish.

這是他最好的一次了

Thatwashisbestshot.

兩分半你看已經(jīng)開始下雨了

Twoandhalfminutes.Youseeit'sbeenraining.

對(duì)我已經(jīng)發(fā)現(xiàn)了

Yes,Iamawareofthis.

杰里米我有點(diǎn)害怕

Jeremy,I'mabitscared.

我還有好多東西要調(diào)對(duì)

I'vegotmanythingstosetup.Yes.

變速箱暴♥力♥模式

Indrivegearbox,violentsettings.

好捷豹你得乖乖的

Ok,Jag,Ineedyoutobehave.

轉(zhuǎn)向舒適

Steering,comfort

好樣的

Lovely.

天我已經(jīng)看到他了

Oh,god,I'veactuallyseenhim.

是時(shí)候了出發(fā)

Thisisit,herewego.

摩擦摩擦

Strugglingfortraction.

我去我開始就搞得一團(tuán)糟

Oh,dearyme,I'vemadeamessofallthat.

這可是最強(qiáng)勁的車子看我秀下操作

Thisisthemostpowerfulcar.Istandaveryrarechanceofdoingthis.

哈蒙德開了個(gè)好頭他還...

Hammondgotabetterstart.Healsohas…

一個(gè)殘忍♥的事實(shí)是他的車

Let'sbebrutallyhonestaboutthis,

比我的多130馬力

about130morehousepowerthanIdo

簡(jiǎn)單粗暴想象自己是個(gè)賽車手理查德

Andlet'sbeneatandcrisp,thinklikearacingdriver,Richard.

不過(guò)問(wèn)題是我不太擅長(zhǎng)賽車

而且我覺得這車子也不想這樣跑

Problemis,I'mnotverygoodatdoingthat,andthecarIdon'tthinkwantsto.

我需要的是精準(zhǔn)的操控所有動(dòng)作都由我掌控

WhatIneednowisprecision.Thatallhavetocomefromme,

我現(xiàn)在完全沒有任何精準(zhǔn)度可言

whichmeansI'vehadit,becauseIdon'thaveanyprecision

看我切彎走平整干凈的路線

Look,turningin,justfocusontidycleanlines.

一路上滑來(lái)滑去這樣跑不快額

Notslidingallthewayroundlikethis.Thisisnothelpinganything

不要滑不要滑

Slidingisnotgood,slidingwon'thelp.

那捷豹是快但是尾巴一直甩來(lái)甩去

ThatJagisfast,butit'swagglingitstailallovertheshore.

該死該死該死

Damn,damn,damn.

他吃上草了哈我咬住他了

Heisonthegrass.Oh,I'vegothimheresurely.

哈哈

Haha.

天那寶馬有兩下子

God,thatBMWgotsomego.

不要滑啊千萬(wàn)別

Slidingwillnothelp.Mustn'tdoit.

現(xiàn)在專心手頭的任務(wù)

Justconcentrateonthejobinhand,

追上試替哥然后超過(guò)他

whichiscatchingtheStig,andthenpassinghim.

有人說(shuō)如果他被打敗他會(huì)氣得下蛋

Somesaysthatifheiseverovertaken,hewillactuallylayanegg.

很多圈之后

還是看不到那小菲亞特的蹤跡

Still,nosignofthelittlefiat,

我都不敢相信我的眼睛他消失了

Icanscarcelybelievemyeyes,it'sjustnotanywheretobeseen.

尼瑪試替哥跑哪去了

Wherethehellisthestig?

啊他在這就在他的小菲亞特里

Thereheis.Thereheisinhislittlefiat.

杰里米趕上他了那就是試替哥

Jeremyisonhim.ThereistheStig.

他只有165馬力我有425進(jìn)入射程了

165housepowerhe'sgot.I'vegot425.heisinrange.

杰里米正試圖超越試替哥在阻擋他沒成功他要

Jeremyistryingtogetpass.Heisblocking