1、小學(xué)三年級英語小故事：幽默小故事精選One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.【一天，老師帶學(xué)生到養(yǎng)雞場參觀，當(dāng)他們走近孵化器時，剛好一只小雞破殼而出?！?#178; "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" t

2、he teacher said.² 【“看見一個小生命從蛋殼里出來，豈不是很奇妙的嗎?”老師說?！?#178; "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."【“是的，老師。”一個男學(xué)生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鉆進(jìn)蛋殼里的那就更奇妙了?！薄?#178; I'm Trying to Stop It"Boy, w

3、hy have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"【“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”】² "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."【“沒有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進(jìn)，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面?！薄?#178; “I'm sorry

4、，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”【“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”】“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”【“20美元!為什么?不是說好只要4美元?！薄俊癥es ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four o

5、ther patients out of the office .”【“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了?！薄?#178; Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?【老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?，F(xiàn)在，誰給我舉個例子?】² John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.【約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。】² One day,a little m is playing by the well.【一天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒?！縃e looks in the well and shouts :【它往井里一瞧，高喊道：】“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!”【“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里頭啦!”】An older ms run