我的小學(xué)英語教學(xué)故事

導(dǎo)讀：我根據(jù)大家的需要整理了一份關(guān)于《我的小學(xué)英語教學(xué)故事》的內(nèi)

容，具體內(nèi)容：英語故事因其具有可理解性、趣味性和足夠的語言輸入量

被認(rèn)為符合少兒學(xué)習(xí)英語的工具。下面我為大家?guī)?，希望?duì)大家有所幫

助。IKentuckyFriedChicken...

英語故事因其具有可理解性、趣味性和足夠的語言輸入量被認(rèn)為符合少

兒學(xué)習(xí)英語的工具。下面我為大家?guī)?，希望?duì)大家有所幫助。

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KentuckyFriedChickenannouncedthatitisgoingtoadvertise

itsnew$3lunchesthroughcustomersnostrils.Thecompanyplans

tosendafriedchickenscentthroughoutofficebuildingsat

lunchtime.Thearomawillbedispensedfromthemail-cartthat

distributesinterofficemailthroughoutabuilding.KFCspresident

thinksitsanideawhosetimehascome.

“Thatsaterribleidea,“exclaimedRose,asecretaryforthe

DepartmentofDefenseinAlexandria,Virginia."Firstofall,Im

avegetarian;thescentofcookedmeatappallsme.Secondly,Ibelong

toPETA-PeoplefortheEthicalTreatmentofAnimals.Andweall

knowhowterriblychickensaretreatedbeforetheyarebutchered.

Thewholeideaisdisgusting.Andwhatmakesitevenworseisthat

theyplantofoultheaireveryworkdaywithfriedchickenodor.

Onceamonthwouldbebadenough,butonceaday?”

AKFCspokesmansaidthatKFCschickensarecagedandbutchered

humanely,andthatthescentwouldbesubtle,“l(fā)ikeawomansperfume

inaverybigelevator.z，Hesaidthescentwouldbejuststrongenough

tonotice.HealsonotedthatKFChasavegetarianmenuthatincludes

tofushapedlikechickenbreastsandwings.

〃Dotheymakethetofucrunchyandgreasy,too?”askedRose.〃Im

goingtodemandequaltime-ifofficeworkershavetosmellfried

chickeneveryday,thentheyshouldalsohavetolistentothesound

ofchickensheadsgettingchoppedoffeveryday.〃

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Itwasastrangeday一Thursday一forawedding.Whoeverheardof

aThursdaywedding?"Well,〃Harlanexplainedtoeveryone,“the

ThursdayeventisgoingtocostmehalfofwhatFriday,Saturday,

orSundaywouldcostme.Anda50-percentdiscountisalotofmoney,

believeme.，zEveryonebelievedhim.Harlanknewhowtocounthis

pennies.TheearlyeveningeventwasatCowfish,apopular

restaurantandmeetingplaceoncampus.

NevinandJanellearrivedat5p.m.forpictures,butthe

photographerhadbeendelayedonthefreewaybecausesomeonehad

jumpedoffanoverpass.Sotheydecidedtotakeastrolloncampus.

Walkingwestward,theysoonfoundafishpond.Aboutadozensmall

turtleswereswimmingintheeasternendofthepond.AsJanelle

kneeledatwatersedge,alltheturtlesswamtowardher.Acouple

ofthemclimbedoutofthewaterandontothefootpath.Theywanted

food,butasignadvisedvisitorsnottofeedthefishorturtles.

Sosheapologizedtotheturtles一notthatshehadanyturtlefood

anyway,sheadded.NevinandJanelletookpicturesofthemselves

andtheturtles.

TheywalkedbacktoCowfishjustbeforetheceremonywastobegin.

Someofthepreacherswordswereunclearbecauseofstaticonthe

portablemicrophone.AfterthepreacherpronouncedHarlanandEllen

husbandandwife,guestsclappedandcheered.Thephotographer,who

hadgotten"somegreatpictures"ofthefallenbody,busilytook

picturesofthebrideandgroom,thepreacher,theparents,andthe

guests.

Aftertheirmeal,NevinandJanellesaidgoodnighttothenewly

marriedcouple.ThiswasthefourthmarriageforHarlan,soeveryone

washopingitwouldbehislast.ThenNevinandJanellewalkedout

totheircar,holdinghandsandtalkingaboutwhatwouldbethesame

andwhatwouldbedifferentattheirownwedding.Thatis,ifthey

didntdecidetojustdrivetoLasVegasforaquickmarriage,with

Elvisperformingattheirceremony."Thatway,ouronlydifficult

decisionwillbetopickwhichsonghewillsingforus,〃Janelle

said.

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Thenextday,HarlancalledNevintothankhimforcomingtothe

wedding.〃Bytheway,howwasyoursteak?”heasked.，zErnietold

mehissteakwastough,andsodidseveralothers.

“Minewastough,，zNevinsaid.〃Itlookedandsmelledgood,but

itwastough.Ineededasteakknife,becausemybutterknifewasnt

workingout.Buttheydidnthaveanysteakknivesonthetable.I

guessthatspartofourwaragainstterrorists.So,Iateabouta

fourthofit,andlefttherestontheplate.Janelleswasalittle

tough,too.Sheswitcheditforsalmon.z，

Nevinwenton."Also,asyouprobablyknow,theonlyurinalwas

busted.Ithadanoutofordersignonit.Oneofthetwosoap

dispensersinthemensroomwascompletelyemptyofsoap.Onthe

plusside,thewaitstaffservedthefoodwithoutcoughingonit

orgettingtheirfingersallovertheplatesorglasses.Andthey

alwayssaidsir,maam,please,thankyou,andyourewelcome.And,

perhapsmostimportanttome,Ineverhadtoasktohavemycoffee

cuprefilled.，z

HarlanaskedNevintowritealettertotheCowfishabouthowtough

hissteakwas,andabouttheothernegativeshehadjustmentioned.

Nevinaskedhowmuch