-I'msorry!-Thatisit!-抱歉-天啊,我受夠了Youbargeinhereandyoudon'tknock?你不敲門(mén)就闖進(jìn)來(lái)?Youhavenorespectforprivacy.No,youwait!難道你不尊重別人的隱私權(quán)?不,你慢著,-CanIjustsayonething?-What?!-我能說(shuō)一件事嗎?-什么事?That'sarelativelyopenweave.Icanstillsee...這塊布編的非常松,我仍能看見(jiàn)......yournippularareas....你的胸脯TheOneWithTheBoobiesHoney,tellthemthestoryaboutyourpatient...親愛(ài)的,告訴他們你的病人...whothinksthingsareotherthings.如何把事想成另一件事Whenthephoneringsandshetakesashower.例如電話響時(shí)她就去洗澡That'sprettymuchit.差不多是那樣-Butyoutellitreallywell,sweetie.-Thanks.Okay.-但你說(shuō)得很好-謝謝Nowgoawaysowecantalkaboutyou.快走開(kāi)我們才能談你Okay.I'llmissyou.好吧,我會(huì)想念你的-lsn'thegreat?-He'scute.Helikesyousomuch.-他很不錯(cuò)吧-他好帥,也好像很喜歡你Iknow.He'ssosweet.Andsocomplicated,youknow?我知道,他人很好,而且很復(fù)雜Andforashrink,he'snottooshrinky.有點(diǎn)神經(jīng)質(zhì),但是有又不是太神經(jīng)質(zhì).Thinkyou'lldoitonhiscouch?他會(huì)在沙發(fā)上做嗎?Idon'tknow.That'salittleweird.我不知道…有點(diǎn)奇怪It'svinyl.聚乙稀做的Okay,youguyswantanythingelse?大家還想要?jiǎng)e的嗎?-CouldIhave?-We'reallout.Anybodyelse?-要,我要…-抱歉,賣(mài)完了,其他人呢?DidImisssomething?我是否錯(cuò)過(guò)某事?she'sstillupsetbecauseIsawherboobies.她很生氣因?yàn)槲铱匆?jiàn)她的胸脯Whatwereyoudoingseeingherboobies?你看她的胸脯干嗎?Itwasanaccident.Iwasn'tacrossthestreetwithatelescope.那是意外,我可不是隔條街用望遠(yuǎn)鏡偷看.Canwechangethesubject,please?能換個(gè)話題嗎?Thesearen'ther"boobies."Theseareherbreasts.沒(méi)錯(cuò),因?yàn)槟遣皇撬男馗撬男夭縋heebs,Iwashopingformoreofachange.菲比,我要的不只是改變字眼Ialwaysliked"Bazoombas."我向來(lái)喜歡"波濤洶涌"(俚語(yǔ))GivesthemaLatinspin.給他個(gè)拉丁旋轉(zhuǎn).Canwedropthisalready,please?我們放下這個(gè)不說(shuō)了,好不好?Whyareyouembarrassed?Theywereveryniceboobies.你為什么要難為情呢?它們確實(shí)是非常好看的胸脯."Nice"?Theywere"nice"?"好看"?他們很"好看"?That'sit?Imean,mittensare"nice."就這樣?手套也很好看Okay.Rock,hardplace.Me.我…左右為難You'resofunny!你真逗He'sreallyfunny.他真的很逗Iwouldn'twannabetherewhenthelaughterstops.他不笑的時(shí)候,我也不想待在這兒Whoa,backupthere,sparky.等等,回去上句,Whatdidyoumeanbythat?那是什么意思?Itseemsthatmaybeyouhaveintimacyissues...你似乎有親密上的問(wèn)題...thatyouuseyourhumortokeeppeopleatadistance.你用你的幽默和人保持距離Imean,Ijustmetyou.Idon'tknowyoufromAdam.我才剛認(rèn)識(shí)你,我從亞當(dāng)那里沒(méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)你Onlychild,right?獨(dú)子?Parentsdivorcedbeforeyouhitpuberty.父母在你青春期前離婚?-Howdidyouknowthat?-It'stextbook.-你怎會(huì)知道?-你很典型Hey,youguys.Youallknowmydad,right?各位,喬伊.你們都認(rèn)識(shí)我爸吧?-Howlongareyouinthecity?-Justacoupleofdays.Igotajobmiddletown.-打算在紐約待多久?-就幾天.我在市中心有工作.I'mbetteroffstayingwithJoey...我想和喬伊同住...thangoingbackandforthontheferry.比來(lái)回坐渡輪好-Idon'tknowthisone.-ThisismyfriendRoger.-我沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)他-他是我朋友羅杰-Goodtomeetyou.-Youtoo.-幸會(huì),羅杰.-彼此彼此-Whathappenedtothepuppetguy?-Dad.-玩布偶的那個(gè)怎么了?-爸Oh,excuseme.So,Ross,how'sthewife?抱歉,羅斯,你的太太呢?0for2,huh?兩人出局了?Chandler,saysomethingfunny.錢(qián)德,說(shuō)點(diǎn)好笑的Igottago.Missyoutoo.我得掛電話了,我也想你-Iloveyou,butit'sgettinglate-Sayhi.Hey,Ma.-我愛(ài)你,但現(xiàn)在很晚了-讓我向她打聲招呼ImadetheappointmentwithDr.Bassidaand我和包西達(dá)大夫約了時(shí)間Excuseme?什么?Didyouknowthisisn'tMa?你知道這不是媽嗎?Hername'sRonni.她叫羅妮,She'sapetmortician.寵物殯葬業(yè)者Sure.當(dāng)然So,howlongyoubeen...?你和她多久了…Rememberwhenyouwereakid,I'dtakeyoutothenavyyard?記得小時(shí)候我常帶你去海軍軍港看大船?-Sincethen?-No,it'sonlybeensixyears.-從那時(shí)候就開(kāi)始了?-不,才6年Iwantedyoutothinkofanicememorysoyou'dknowI'mnotaterribleguy.我只想勾起你美好的回憶讓你不會(huì)覺(jué)得我一直是個(gè)大爛人-Whatareyoudoing?-Choppinggarlic.-你們?cè)诟陕?-切大蒜.Youdon'tcrushit?你不是把他們壓碎的嗎?You'rehavinganaffair,Ichopgarlic.It'sawackyworld.這是你的風(fēng)格,我一向都是切的.真是個(gè)古怪的世界.Joe,youeverbeeninlove?喬伊,你愛(ài)過(guò)嗎?-Idon'tknow.-Thenyouhaven't.-我不知道.-那就是沒(méi)有-You'reburningtomatoes.-You'reonetotalk.-你的蕃茄燒焦了.-別想轉(zhuǎn)移話題Yourdad'sinlove.Theworstpartis,it'swithtwodifferentwomen.喬,你老爸愛(ài)得無(wú)法自拔最糟的是我愛(ài)兩個(gè)女人Oh,man!PleasetellmeoneofthemisMa.拜托你告訴我其中一個(gè)是媽Ofcourseoneofthem'sMa.What'sthematterwithyou?當(dāng)然其中一個(gè)是你媽,你是怎么搞的?It'slikeifyouwokeupandfoundout...這就像你某天起床突然發(fā)現(xiàn)...yourdadleadsthisdoublelife.你爸是個(gè)雙面人He'slikeactuallysomespyworkingfortheClA.就像是為中情局工作的間諜That'dbecool.那一定很酷Thisblows!但這個(gè)很爛DoyouthinkDadcheated?你以為爸爸騙你嗎?Idon'tthinkso.Thatwouldinvolvesex.我沒(méi)有這么想過(guò).那一定包括了性是不是.I'dliketothinkthatourparentsdon'tdothat.我更加趨向于認(rèn)為我父母沒(méi)有那么做.Iknow.Whycan'tparentsjuststayparents?為何父母就不能是父母?Whydotheyhavetobecomepeople?Whydotheyhave?為何他們就得成為人間男女?為何他們要?Why...為什么......can'tyoustopstaringatmybreasts?...別再盯著我的胸部看What?什么?What?什么?Didn'tyougetagoodenoughlook?那一天你還看得不夠嗎?We'realladultshere.There'sonlyonewaytoresolvethis.我們都已是成年人此事只有一個(gè)解決之道Sinceyousawherboobiesyouhavetoshowheryourpee-pee.既然你看過(guò)她的胸脯你應(yīng)該讓她看你的小弟弟Youknow,Idon'tseethathappening.辦不到Comeon.He'sright.Titfortat.拜托,他說(shuō)得對(duì).以眼還眼Well,I'mnotshowingyoumytat!我不會(huì)讓你看的-It'sPhoebe.-AndRog!-是菲比.-還有羅杰!Comeonup.快上來(lái).Oh,good!Rogishere.這下可好,羅杰來(lái)了-What'sthematterwithRog?-It'salittlething.Ihatethatguy!-羅杰有什么不對(duì)勁嗎?-沒(méi)什么,小事.我討厭這家伙Sohewasalittleanalytical.That'swhathedoes.為什么?因?yàn)樗朴诜治鏊褪沁@種人別這樣嘛,Comeon,he'snotthatbad.他沒(méi)那么糟You'rewrong!WhywouldImarryher...你錯(cuò)了!如果當(dāng)初我感覺(jué)到...ifIthoughtthatshewasalesbian?感覺(jué)到她是女同志我何必和她結(jié)婚呢?Idon'tknow.Maybeyouwantedyourmarriagetofail.我不知道,或許你想讓婚姻失敗Why?Whywouldl?Why?為什么?我為什么這樣?為什么?Idon'tknow.Maybelowself-esteem?我不知道,或許自信心不足Maybetocompensateforovershadowingasibling.Maybe或許是彌補(bǔ)你讓你妹相形見(jiàn)絀的愧疚Wait!Gobacktothat"sibling"thing.或許…等等,回到妹妹的話題Well,Idon'tknow.什么?我不知道Youcould'vesabotagedyourmarriage...你要使你的婚姻觸礁...sothesiblingwouldfeellikelessofafailure.讓你妹在父母面前不那么抬不起頭That'sridiculous!Idon'tfeelguiltyforherfailures.這太荒謬了她不爭(zhēng)氣我并未感到自責(zé)-YouthinkI'mafailure?-Isn'thegood?-你認(rèn)為我不爭(zhēng)氣?-他不錯(cuò)吧Yeah.No,that'snotwhatIwassaying.我不是那個(gè)意思?Ithoughtyouwereonmyside.多年來(lái)我以為你支持我Butmaybeyousuckeduptothemsothey'dfavoryou.但或許你婚姻失敗目的是想巴結(jié)爸媽讓他們更心疼你Imarriedalesbiantomakeyoulookgood!我娶女同志是想讓你建立自信You'reright.Imean,you'reright.你說(shuō)得對(duì).我說(shuō),你說(shuō)得對(duì)Itwasn'tjusttheWeebles,buttheWeeblePlayPalace...那不是“威伯”的問(wèn)題而是威伯游樂(lè)宮...andtheWeeble'sCruiseShip...和威伯游輪的問(wèn)題...withthislifeboatfortheWeeblestowobblein.它上面的救生艇讓威伯能緩緩駛出AndMomjustgavethemallaway.偏偏媽媽把他們都給出去了.That'stough,toughstuff.那滋味不好受Pheebs,we'regonnacatchthatmovie,wegottago.菲比,如果想看電影我們現(xiàn)在該走了-Feelbetter.-We'regonnabelate,sweetie.-打起精神來(lái),瑞秋-菲比,我們快來(lái)不及了-Thanksforeverything,Mon.-Noproblem.-謝謝你做的一切,摩-不客氣.Listen,itwasgreatseeingyouagain.各位,很高興和各位再度見(jiàn)面Mon,easyonthosecookies,okay?摩妮卡,餅乾別吃太多Remember,they'rejustfood,they'renotlove.切記,那只是食物,不是愛(ài)Ihatethatguy!我討厭這家伙Goodnight,youguys.晚安,各位Oh,look.It'sthewomanweordered.這是我們訂的女人Hey,canwehelpyou?需要幫忙嗎?No,thanks.I'mjustwaitingforJoeyTribbiani.不用,謝謝,我在等喬依I'mJoeyTribbiani.我就是喬依Oh,no,notyou.BigJoey.Oh,myGod!不是你,是老喬依,天啊,You'resomuchcuterthanyourpictures.你此照片上帥多了I'mRonni.我是羅妮CheeseNip?想吃起司塊(夾子)嗎?Joey'shavinganembolism,butI'dgoforanip.喬伊有“栓子”,我要個(gè)"夾子"Mostpeople,whentheirpetspasson...大部份人在寵物過(guò)世后...wantthemlikethey'resleeping.希望它們就像長(zhǎng)眠一樣Occasionallyyougetapersonwhowantstheminapose.但有些人要他們擺出姿勢(shì)Likechasingtheirtail.像追自己的尾巴OrjumpingtocatchaFrisbee.跳起接住飛盤(pán)Joey,ifIgofirst,Iwannabelookingformykeys.喬伊,如果我先走我的姿勢(shì)要像找鑰匙一樣-That'sagoodone!-Hey.-這姿勢(shì)不錯(cuò)!-嗨!Hey,Dad.Ronni'shere.嗨,爸爸.羅妮來(lái)了-Hi.-Hey.Hello,babe!Whatareyoudoinghere?寶貝,你來(lái)干什么?Oh,youleftyourhairatmyplace.你的假發(fā)留在我的住處Ithoughtyou'dneedittomorrow.我想你明天用得上Thankyou.謝謝So,who'supforabiggameofKerplunk?誰(shuí)想玩“科普朗克”?Look,Ishouldn'thavecome.我不該來(lái)這兒Ibettergo.I'llmissthetrain.我該走了,我不想錯(cuò)過(guò)最后一班地鐵-Idon'twantyoutakingthatthing.-WheredoIstay?Here?-不,我不要你坐這么晚的車(chē)-我要住哪兒?這里?We'llgotoahotel.我們?nèi)プ★埖闣e'llgotoahotel.我們?nèi)プ★埖?No,youwon't.-No,wewon't.-不行-不行Ifyougotoahotel,you'llbedoingstuff.你們?nèi)ワ埖昃鸵欢〞?huì)辦事IwantyouheresoIcankeepaneyeonyou.我要你們待在這兒,這樣我就可以監(jiān)視-You'regonnakeepaneyeonus?-Right.-你要監(jiān)視我們-沒(méi)錯(cuò),Aslongasyouareundermyroof...只要住在我家...you'regonnalivebymyrules.—切就得聽(tīng)我的Thatmeansnosleepingwithyourgirlfriend.那就是不準(zhǔn)你們睡在一起Wow,he'sstrict.他好嚴(yán)格Dad,you'llbeinmyroom.YoucanstayinChandler'sroom.爸,你睡我房間.羅妮,你睡錢(qián)德的房間AndChandlerwillbe?那錢(qián)德呢?Outherewithme,bunkingup.在這和我一起,輪船鋪位.Oh,bunkingup.Ifyousmells'mores,don'tbealarmed.輪船鋪位.如果問(wèn)到煙味不要拉警報(bào)哦.Thanks.You'reagoodkid.謝謝,你真是個(gè)好孩子I'llshowyoutomyroom.我?guī)闳タ次曳块gThatsoundsweirdnotfollowedby,"No,it'slate."感覺(jué)真奇怪你沒(méi)說(shuō)“不,謝了,時(shí)候不早了”Thisisjustfortonight.Tomorrowyougottachange.只有今晚,明天你們就得做出改變Change?改變?-BreakupwithRonni.-Ican't!-和羅妮分手.-我不能!ThencomecleanwithMa!Thisisnotright!不然就是向媽自首,這樣是不對(duì)的Idon'twannahearit!Nowgotomyroom!對(duì),但是…我不想聽(tīng),快進(jìn)我房里Hey,kickie!別踢了-Whatareyoudoing?-Gettingcomfortable.-你在干什么?-找尋舒適的位置-Ican'tsleepinmyunderwear.-Well,you'regonna.-穿著內(nèi)褲我睡不著-你非穿不可IwasthinkingabouthowI'malwaysseeinggirlsontopofgirls....我一直在想…我總是看見(jiàn)女人疊在女人上面Aretheyend-to-end,ortall,likepancakes?她們是首尾相接,還是是像煎餅一樣疊起來(lái)Youknow,howIdateallthesewomen.懂我意思嗎?我總想像自己和所有這些女人約會(huì)Ialwaysfigured,whentherightonecomesalong...因?yàn)槲铱傁雺?mèng)中情人出現(xiàn)時(shí)...I'llbeabletogothedistance.我就會(huì)勇往直前,堅(jiān)持到最后NowI'mlookingatmydad,thinking但如今看見(jiàn)我爸…看起來(lái)You'renothim,you'reyou.你不是他,你是你自己Whentheywantedyouinyourfather'sbusiness,didyoucave?當(dāng)全天下都希望你繼承你爸的事業(yè)時(shí)你有屈服嗎?-No.-No.-沒(méi)有.-沒(méi)有.Youchosetheout-of-work-actorbusiness.你決心從事沒(méi)有工作的演員事業(yè).Thatwasn'teasy,butyoudidit.這不是一件容易的事,但你辦到了Ibelievewhentherightwomancomesalong...我也相信夢(mèng)中情人出現(xiàn)時(shí)...you'llhavethegutstosay,"No,thanks,I'mmarried."你會(huì)有勇氣對(duì)她說(shuō)“抱歉,我已婚”-Youreallythinkso?-Yeah,Ireallydo.-你真的這樣認(rèn)為?-真的-Thanks,Chandler.-Getoff!-謝謝,錢(qián)德.-滾開(kāi)-Hi.-Hi.MayIhelpyou?-Hi.-有事嗎?JoeysaidIcoulduseyourshowersinceChandler'sinours.喬伊說(shuō)我能用你的浴室因?yàn)殄X(qián)德正在用我們的Okay.Whoareyou?ok.你是誰(shuí)?Oh,I'mRonni.RonniRapalono.我叫羅妮.羅妮.拉帕羅羅Themistress?情婦-Comeonin.-Thanks.-請(qǐng)進(jìn).-謝謝I'mRachel.Bathroom'sthere.我叫瑞秋.浴室在那兒Ronni,howlonghasChandlerbeenintheshower?羅妮,錢(qián)德進(jìn)浴室多久了?Oh,likefiveminutes.約5分鐘Perfect.太好了Fastenyourseatbelts,it'spee-peetime.請(qǐng)系好安全帶,“小弟弟”時(shí)間到了-Hey,Mr.Trib.-Hey,goodmorning,dear.-崔先生.-早安ChandlerBing,it'stimetoseeyourthing.錢(qián)德,該我看你的小弟弟了-What'swithyou?-IthoughtitwasChandler!-你是怎么搞的?-我以為你是錢(qián)德YouweresupposedtobeintheresoI'dseeyourthing!你應(yīng)該在浴室這樣我才能看見(jiàn)你的小弟弟Sorry,mythingwasintherewithme.抱歉,我的小弟弟和我在那兒-How'sitgoing?-Good.-如何?-不錯(cuò)Roger'shavingadinnerthing.Hewantedmetoinviteyouguys.羅杰想邀大家一起吃晚餐-So,what'sgoingon?-Nothing.-怎么了?-沒(méi)事It'sjust....只是…It'sRoger,youknow?羅杰,我說(shuō)不上來(lái)There'ssomethingabout有些事…Wejustfeelthathe's....基本上我們認(rèn)為他…-Wehatethatguy!-Wehatehim!-我們討厭他…-我們討厭他…-We'resorry,Pheebs.-Okay.-菲此,我們很抱歉.-okDon'tyouthinkit'sjustthathe'ssoperceptive...是不是他觀察入微...itfreakedyouout?反而嚇到你們了No,wehatehim!不,我們討厭他…I'msorry.抱歉-Ma!Whatareyoudoinghere?-Icametogiveyouthisandthis!-媽,你來(lái)干什么?-我拿這個(gè)來(lái)給你,還有這個(gè)Bigring!大戒指!Why'dyoufillyourfather'sheadwithgarbage...你為什么要對(duì)你爸講一大堆...aboutmakingthingsright?關(guān)于改正的垃圾呢?Thingswerefinethisway!何不順其自然呢?There'schickeninthere.Putitaway.里面有雞肉,拿去放好ForGod'ssake,Joey!Really.拜托,喬依,真的-Holdon.Youknew?-OfcourseIknew.Whatdoyouthink?-慢著,你都知道?-我當(dāng)然知道,你認(rèn)為呢?YourfatherisnoJamesBond.你爸又不是詹姆士龐德Youshould'veheardhisstories.你應(yīng)該聽(tīng)過(guò)他的謊言"I'msleepingoveratmyaccountant's."“我在會(huì)計(jì)這兒睡”-Whatisthat?Please!-Sothen,howcouldyou?-那是什么?拜托-你怎能…Doyourememberhowyourfatherusedtobe?記得你爸以前的模樣嗎?Alwaysyelling.Nothingmadehimhappy.總是大吼大叫,總是不開(kāi)心Notthatwoodshop,notthosestupidlittleshipsinthebottle.連木店和瓶?jī)?nèi)的小船也無(wú)法讓他開(kāi)心Nowhe'shappy.Imean,it'snice.Hehasahobby.這樣也好,他總算有個(gè)嗜好Ma,Idon'tmeantobedisrespectful...媽,恕我直言...butwhatthehellareyoutalkingabout?你到底在說(shuō)什么?-Imean,whataboutyou?-Me?I'mfine.-我是說(shuō),你怎么樣?-我很好啊Look,honey,inanidealworld...在理想的世界中沒(méi)有她...there'dbenoherandyourfatherwouldlooklikeSting.沒(méi)有她,你爸也長(zhǎng)得和史汀一樣帥Andsomethingelse:再告訴你別的Eversincethatpoodle-stuffercamealong...自從那女人出現(xiàn)后...he'ssoashamedofhimselfthathe'sbeenmoreattentive.他感到內(nèi)疚而開(kāi)始對(duì)我體貼He'sbeenmoreloving.It'slikeeverydayisouranniversary.每天都像我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日-I'mhappyforyou?-Well,don'tbe!-我該為你高興?-不需要Noweverything'sscrewedup.因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)在全搞砸了Ijustwantitthewayitwas.我只想回到從前Ma,I'msorry.媽,對(duì)不起IjustdidwhatIthoughtyou'dwant.我自以為做了你想做的事Iknowyoudid,cookie.Iknowyoudid.我知道,親愛(ài)的,我知道Sotellme.Didyouseeher?告訴我,你看見(jiàn)她沒(méi)?Yeah.-You're10timesprettierthansheis.-That'ssweet.-你比她漂亮十倍都不止.-嘴巴真甜CouldItakeher?我斗得過(guò)她?Withthisring,nocontest.你有戒指,她斗不過(guò)的Oh,no!Don'teverdothat!oh,不!永遠(yuǎn)不要這樣做!-What?-I'msorry.-什么?-對(duì)不起.Ihaveathing,whichmeansyoucan'teverdothat!我有一樣?xùn)|西,意味著你永遠(yuǎn)不要這么做-What'swrong,sweetie?-Nothing.-怎么了?-沒(méi)事-No,what'swrong?Comeon.-Okay.-到底怎么了?快說(shuō)嘛.-okIt'snothing.I'mfine.It'sjustIt'smyfriends.好吧,我…沒(méi)事問(wèn)題出在我朋友身上Theyhavealikingproblemwithyou...他們對(duì)你有意見(jiàn)...inthattheydon't.他們…Theydon't?他們?Buttheydon'tseeallthewonderfulnessthatIsee.他們看不見(jiàn)你的好處Theydon'tseeallthegoodandsweetstuff.他們看不見(jiàn)你好的一面-Theythinkyou'realittle.-What?-他們認(rèn)為你有點(diǎn)…-什么?Intenseandcreepy.難以相處-Oh.-ButIdon't.Me,Phoebe.-oh.-但我菲比不這么認(rèn)為-I'mnotatallsurprisedaboutthat.-That'swhyyou'resogreat.-我對(duì)他們的反應(yīng)毫不感到驚訝.-這就是我欣賞你的地方It'squitetypicalbehavior...當(dāng)群體動(dòng)力失調(diào)時(shí)...whenyouhavethiskindofdysfunctionalgroupdynamic.這是很平常的反應(yīng)Youknow,thiskindofcodependent,emotionallystunted...這種相互依賴,情緒激動(dòng)...sittinginyourstupidcoffeehouse,withyourstupidbigcups...坐在那家爛咖啡屋,拿著又