1、我沒辦法呼吸 我生來不是為了拿著相機I can't breathe. I wasn't put on this planet to point a freakin' camera對著該死的婚禮蛋糕拍照at a freakin' wedding cake.我一直在想著第三類接觸I keep thinking about Close Encounters.在最后 李察德雷大眾向地球告別At the end, Richard Dreyfuss, he says goodbye to Earth他搭上了外星人的船艦and he gets on that UFO.他必須這

2、樣做He has to.為了偉大的未知Gotta say goodbye to your friends and family.跟親朋好友告別.for the great unknown.英雄就是這樣 藝術(shù)家就是這樣That's a hero. That's an artist.真正的藝術(shù)家不需要朋友和家人And a real artist doesn't need friends or family.諸事不順第一季 第十集別忘了 各位河貍銀河間的情欲明晚首映Don't forget, Beavers, Intergalactic Lust premieres

3、tomorrow night.不來你會后悔Be there or be square.你為什么會在這？Why are you here?好了 卡And, cut.各位 給凱特熱烈鼓掌一下Hey, everyone, big ups to Kate因為她 我們才能來這里拍片for making this all happen.這里是帕奇家 我是史考特Pocket residence, Scott speaking.你好 我是路克歐尼爾Hey, pal, it's Luke O'Neil.賽卓克 兄弟Cedric, hey, my man.我知道今晚首映 萊絲莉I know the

4、 screening is tonight, Leslie.我需要你的幫忙I need your help.-這樣整部電影都變了 -我知道 就是要這樣-T-This changes the whole movie. -I know. That's the idea.怎么行得通？今晚就要首映了 你時間不夠了 福爾摩斯How's that gonna work? Premiere's tonight, you're out of time, homes.直到燈光暗下來前我都還有時間 然后I'm only out of time when the lights

5、 go down. And.開拍Action!你能改變想法非常明智You're wise to come around.-你覺得你行嗎？-當然沒問題 這有什么難的？-Think you got it? -Ain't no thing, but a chicken wing.然后And.開拍Action!我能告訴麥奎德你要更改電影嗎？Can I tell McQuaid you're changing the movie?不能No.那可以跟凱特說嗎？Can I tell Kate?特別是要對凱特保密Especially not Kate.那我可以跟泰勒說嗎？Can I t

6、ell Tyler?不能讓任何人知道 這必須是個驚喜 好嗎？No one can know about this. It has to be a surprise. Okay?好吧Okay.錄音Roll sound.知道這點 愛著你 讓我成為更好的人Know this, I'm better for loving you.母帶波林高中 河貍之家首映：銀河間的情欲好好享受Enjoy.電影票3美元-你是路克的媽媽嗎？-對 沒錯 我是-Are you Luke's Mom? -Yeah, yeah, I am.我?guī)闳ツ愕淖籌 will show you to your seat.

7、好 謝謝你Okay. Thank you.二樓觀眾席關(guān)閉上面還是有點潮濕It's still a little soggy up here.跟我來Follow me.-漂亮妹 -伊曼琳-Hey, good-looking. -Hey.很好看的洋裝Nice dress.謝謝你Oh, thank you.好像是某人幫我挑的Somebody might have helped me pick it out.你也穿鼻洞了You pierced your nose.是啊 好像是某人給我靈感的Yep, somebody might have inspired me.我有東西要給你I got you

8、 something.跟你的指甲油很搭I(lǐng)t matches your nails.真的呢Oh. yeah.謝謝你Thanks.你想要一起坐嗎？So, do you want to sit together?這還要問嗎？Doesn't that go without saying?當然了Of course!對 當然了 我只是不知道你想不想跟我坐Yeah, totally. I just didn't know if you wanted to sit with me,或者自己坐 因為那可能or sit alone, 'cause that would be.凱特Kate.

9、我想跟你一起坐I want to sit with you.干杯Cheers.你要坐在前排 跟那位男士一起You're to sit in the front row, next to the gentleman.好好享受Enjoy the show.-你好 -你好-Hi. -Hi.如果你要的話 我可以坐別的位子I can move if you prefer.不 沒關(guān)系No. No, that's okay.是路克讓你坐這的嗎？Did Luke send you up here?對Yeah.要爆米花嗎？Popcorn?你確定兩個人這樣夠吃嗎？Are you sure you

10、have enough to share?不夠No.那不給你吃了No popcorn for you.你好嗎？How are you?我 之前比較好I. I've been better.你呢？You?我也是Same.那你會緊張嗎？S-s-so, you nervous?緊張是一種非理性的感受 并沒有任何實際的用處Nervousness is an irrational feeling that has no practical application whatsoever.那你會緊張嗎？So, y-you nervous?非常緊張 沒錯Very much so, yes.對 我想也是

11、Yeah, I thought so.老兄 她來了Dude, she's here.麥奎德 這晚宴西裝很好看嘛McQuaid, good-looking tux.你從哪買♥♥的？Where'd you get it?是舊西裝了 我家人買♥♥好幾年了Oh, this old thing's. It's been in my family for years.真的??？Really?-我在二手商店有看到一樣的 -不可能-I saw the same one at the thrif

12、t store. -No.不可能 才不是這樣No, I don't think so.我準備好了I'm ready.請開聚光燈Cue spotlight.各位好Hello.我是路克歐尼爾I'm Luke O'Neil.謝謝各位出席Thank you all for coming.我認識的一個人This guy I once knew他說要成為藝術(shù)家 就不能被任何事情干擾said that in order to be an artist, you couldn't be held back by things.包含朋友和家人Things like fri

13、ends or family.我不曉得 我現(xiàn)在會提到是因為I don't know. The reason I bring this up now is because it's.這讓我了解了一些事情it's helped me realize something.就是那家伙百分之百說錯了That guy was one hundred percent wrong.多虧我的朋友和家人 我才能拍出這部電影It's because of my friends and my family that I've been able to make this mov

14、ie.這是我們所有人的電影This is our movie.我要感謝戲劇社和視聽社的各位And, I want to thank everyone from Drama Club to A/V Club,還有史達格魯夫to Stargrove.你好嗎 兄弟？What's up, man?但最重要的 我想謝謝麥斯納先生But, most importantly, I want to thank Mr. Messner.謝謝你讓我們?nèi)ゼ又軹hank you for allowing us to go to Cali.我想說的是 我覺得你是個很棒的人And for what it'

15、s worth, I think you're a really good dude.好了All right.請各位享受這部電影Enjoy the movie, everyone."各位朋友 你們好Greetings, my friends.我們都對未來充滿興趣We are all interested in the future,因為我們會一起在那里度過余生"for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.你們接著即將看到懾人的故事You will now witness t

16、he shocking tale講述的是跨星球的愛戀of a literal star-crossed love affair.這是新的版本？Is this new?發(fā)生在很久以后的未來.light-years from now.這是有個不幸的家伙The story of a man so unfortunate和最禁忌的外星異種陷入情網(wǎng)的故事as to fall in love with the most forbidden of alien kind.各位朋友 那一刻已經(jīng)到來My friends, the moment has come.你們的心臟能承受Can your hearts wi

17、thstand一則講述銀河間的情欲the shocking tale that is這樣的故事嗎？Intergalactic Lust?銀河間的情欲至于你們 我的美國同胞都明白As you, my fellow Americans, well know,改善太空計劃 一直是我任期內(nèi)很重要的安排improving the space program has been important to my administration.這也是為什么我如此有自信Which is why I'm confident that我們不只會到達火星和木星not only will we reach Mar

18、s and Jupiter,還會設(shè)法抵達天王星but we will also manage to reach. Uranus.白♥癡♥Duh!-總統(tǒng)夫人 請你聽我說 -什么 史密斯特務？-President, I need your attention. -What, Secret Agent Smith?格倫普同奈星球的外星人 已經(jīng)來到地球Aliens from planet Gloptonia have landed on Earth.數(shù)據(jù)顯示他們在俄勒岡州的波林著陸It appears they have touched down in Bo

19、ring, Oregon.波林？Boring?有誰會把城鎮(zhèn)的名字取這樣？Who would name their town Boring?沒時間了 我們必須馬上行動There is no time. We must act now.沒錯You're right.史密斯 我要你和所有特務都到現(xiàn)場Smith, I want you and all my agents in the field, now!老二Penis!天啊 這部電影爛死了God, this movie sucks.糖果1美元 汽水1美元波洛格 我求求你不要丟下我去地球Blorg, please do not leave m

20、e and go to Earth.我愛你I love you.你為什么要離開我？Why must you leave me?拜托不要離開我Please don't leave me.我必須加入戰(zhàn)友的行列 打敗那些地球人 搶走干酪I must join my comrades to defeat the Earthlings for their cheese.永別了 我的愛Farewell, my love.也許只是暫別離 也許是永遠Perhaps for now, perhaps forever.那些外星人在前面The aliens are up ahead!美人 你好啊Greeti

21、ngs, fair one.札琴達Zarginda!你在這里做什么？What are you doing here?那人類是誰？看來你們相處得很融洽Who's the human? Seems you two got along well enough.波洛格 不 不可能Blorg! No, never.我永遠都不可能愛上地球人I could never love an Earthling!如果你愛上了地球人 我會把他們的星球炸成碎片If you did, I'd blow their planet to bits!-你最好記得這點 -小心-You'd do well

22、to remember that. -Look out!我們正直直往B-13小行星帶去We're heading straight toward asteroid belt B-13!大家都知道 那里的有毒氣體會改變外表Its poisonous gas has been known to have shape-shifting properties而且只會影響男性that work on males only!天啊 我覺得好怪Oh my, I feel strange.我的外表變了嗎？Has my appearance changed?-真有趣 -天啊 很棒 對吧？-This is

23、pretty fun. -Oh, my God, it's good, right?有人想偷走土星五號♥火箭Someone's stealing the Saturn Five rocket.是 我阻止他了It's him! Stop him!我所做的一切都是為了愛What I do, I do for love!百戰(zhàn)百勝Victorious!地球上的干酪販子總有一天會后悔Cheesemongers of Earth shall rue the day是他們?nèi)巧狭藗ゴ蟮牟甯駎hey provoked the mighty Blorg.為愛情與責任

24、所困Bound by duty and love,我會說 你不像格倫普同奈人 你更像神I say you're more god than Gloptonite.真火熱 麥奎德So hot, McQuaid!波洛格司令 我們在一艘廢棄太空船中找到這人類Commander Blorg, this human was found by an abandoned space pod.謝謝你 維克斯 告訴我 人類Thank you, Vakes. So, tell me, human.是什么把你帶到格倫普同奈星球？你這愚蠢的凡人What brings you to Gloptonia, you

25、 mortal fool?她Her.我是為了你的女人才來到這里 你這討人厭的混♥蛋♥You heard me, I'm here for your woman, you nasty-ass Muppet!維克斯Vakes!我們一起離開這里 到地球上過著幸?？鞓返娜兆影蒐et's leave this place and live happily ever after on Earth.當然 不行 我不能讓你這樣做Definitely. We can't.I. I can't make you do this.你在地球上

26、沒辦法存活 而我在這里沒辦法存活You couldn't survive on Earth and I-I can't survive here.我們都知道這一點We both know it.我也不想承認這件事 但我們不能選擇自己是誰 札琴達I didn't want to believe it, but we don't choose who we are, Zarginda.我們屬于不一樣的世界We belong in different worlds,我們不能在一起讓我心碎and it breaks my heart we're not mean

27、t to be,但愛著你 讓我成為更好的人but I'm better for loving you.如果你能有一樣的感覺 就算是百分之一And if you even feel one percent the same way.對我來說也已經(jīng)足夠that's enough for me.路克 你為什么沒在看？Luke, why aren't you watching?我看了很多次了I've seen it plenty of times.所以你改變了結(jié)局So, you changed the ending.是在講我們 對吧？It's about us,

28、 isn't it?你生氣了嗎？Are you upset?不 是生氣的相反No, I'm the opposite of upset.我很喜歡 路克I love it, Luke.太好了Cool.我在二樓觀眾席看到我們的爸媽And I saw our parents in the balcony.真可愛It's pretty cute.如果你也看到我看到的畫面 你就不會說可愛了If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't be calling it cute.想回去嗎？Wanna head back in?好 反正也差不多結(jié)束了Yea

29、h, it's pretty much over.那是朋友間的吻 我想說一下And that was a friend-kiss, by the way.我知道 凱特 我知道I-I know, Kate. I-I know.抓住他Get him!該死 史密斯特務Damn you, Agent Smith!藍莓哥？Yo, blueberry!來對決吧Let's jam.劇終路克歐尼爾執(zhí)導好啊 路克Go, Luke!我的天啊 那部電影超棒的Holy crap, that movie was awesome!-我們一定要再拍一部 -下次要拍法庭戲-We've got to m

30、ake another one. -A courtroom drama next time!一定會很振奮人心It'd be so exciting.我們應該要拍一部意大利虐殺電影We should make an Italian slasher movie.不 最好是No, as if.伊曼琳Hey.你來啦Hey.-是給我的嗎？-對-That for me? -Yeah.你想要You wanna.什么？What?跟我來Come with me.這蛋糕也太好吃了吧？Oh, this cake is incredible.你好Hey.你是麥奎德嗎？Are you McQuaid?對 他就是

31、麥奎德 我是泰勒Yeah, yeah, he's McQuaid. And I'm Tyler.你愿意在節(jié)目單上幫我簽名嗎？Will you sign my program?什么？為什么？What? Why?電影里你出現(xiàn)的部分最好笑You were the funniest part of the movie.好 我通常更能聽懂別人的酸言酸語Yeah, I'm usually much better at detecting sarcasm.看到?jīng)]？他超好笑的See? He's so funny.好了 我要進去了Okay. I'm going in.我來

32、簽吧 你們要嗎？I-I-I'll sign it, if you want.你是怎么讓西瓜爆♥炸♥的？How did you make the watermelon explode?基本上 我朋友泰勒把西瓜裝滿煙火Well, basically, my friend Tyler filled this watermelon full of fireworks接著點火就爆了and then we just blew it up.我是說I mean, it was.容我失陪好嗎？謝謝你們來看電影Can you give me one second

33、? Thanks for coming.-小家伙 -你們好-Hey, little man. -Hi.真的太精彩了 我好以你為榮It was so good. I am just so proud of you.謝謝你 媽媽Oh, thanks, Mom.太棒了 導演先生Bravo, Mr. Director.我想我們或許要讓拍電影 變成波林高中的傳統(tǒng)了I think we may have to make the school movie a Boring High tradition.謝謝Thank you. Thank you.所以 你們現(xiàn)在算是在交往嗎？So, are you guys

34、 like a thing?你得理解 這很復雜Oh, you have to understand. It's. it's complicated.-算 -算-Yes. -Yes.太好了Cool.麥斯納先生 你介意讓我跟我媽媽獨處嗎？Mr. Messner, could you give me a moment with my mom?好Yeah.當然好了 我去跟其他人聊聊天Sure, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get my mingle on.抱歉Sorry.你想喝潘趣飲料嗎？You want some punch?好 聽起來不賴Yeah. Soun

35、ds good.我們要做什么？What are we doing?我能跟你跳舞嗎 女士？May I have this dance, madame?抱歉我亂發(fā)脾氣I'm sorry I flipped out.抱歉我沒有告訴你I'm sorry I didn't tell you.那他對你好嗎？So, is he good to you?-是的 很好 -那就好-Yeah, he is. -Good.他算是怪咖那一型的He's kinda of a dweeb.是啊 沒錯Yeah, he is.那我在想So, I was.I was thinking.也許我們不告訴對方所有事情 是可以的Maybe it's okay for us to not tell each other everything.-也許我們可以有些 -界線？-Maybe we're better off having some. -Boundaries?我想說秘密 但界線也行I was gonna say secrets, but yeah, boundaries.好 我可以接受Okay, I'm good wi