1、ThehereRachelHasABabyPart I Written by: Scott SilveriPart II Parts IWritten by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen823孩子等他們趕到醫(yī)院，單人房已經(jīng)沒(méi)有了，被迫住進(jìn)雙人房等產(chǎn)。想嚇嚇就開(kāi)玩笑說(shuō)他們應(yīng)該要個(gè)孩子了，誰(shuí)知一應(yīng)，反而把她給嚇著了。Mrs. Geller 來(lái)醫(yī)院給了一個(gè)家傳戒指，讓他向求婚。大家再次置疑和問(wèn)什么不能在一起。同行為怪異的產(chǎn)婦換了一個(gè)又一個(gè)，還是沒(méi)有動(dòng)靜。和找了個(gè)生產(chǎn)孩子，發(fā)現(xiàn)，只好作罷。碰到一個(gè)腿受傷的英俊

2、Clifford，為了了解他，先讓扮作醫(yī)生去打探消息。8.23 Thehere RachelHas a Baby, part 1Ross rushes Rachel to thehospital using his spelly tested route, but theystill end up beingthe last ones there.They gets put in a while Rachels ownsemi-private room, and see couple after couple come and go, labor progresses very slowly.

3、Monica and Chandler decide to have a baby, and want to start trying right away- at the hospital.Ross mother stops by with her mothers engagement ring and a suggestiont Ross proe to Rachel.Ross refuses the idea but takes the ring to satisfy Mrs. Geller.Phoebe meets a nice guy (Cliff) at the hospital

4、and sends Joey in (ing as Dr. Drake Ramoray) to find out more about him.The roion(n.輪轉(zhuǎn)) of Ross and Rachels roommates are disgustingly(adv.討厭地)friendly; horribly rude; having unbe upon arrival; and. Janice.vably mild contractions; giving birth8.24孩子第 5 個(gè)進(jìn)來(lái)的產(chǎn)婦竟然是 Janice，依然發(fā)出聲音，還好她老公幾乎全聾。和找了一間旁邊空著的產(chǎn)房再

5、準(zhǔn)備進(jìn)行，突然聽(tīng)到 Janice。Clifford 和釋。相處得很愉快。當(dāng)他發(fā)現(xiàn)派人先他，覺(jué)得被戲弄，趕快解Janice 也生了，還在等待。終于擴(kuò)張到十厘米，進(jìn)產(chǎn)房生了一個(gè)健康漂亮的女?huà)搿０呀o自己孩子起的名字Emma送給了的孩子。和終于找了個(gè)地方完成了任務(wù)。Janice 帶著新生的兒子來(lái)看，小家伙鼻子丑得嚇人。Janice 的話讓雖然現(xiàn)在有在身邊，可最終還是自己和 Emma 相依為命。和的談話啟發(fā)他想和有更進(jìn)一步的關(guān)系。幫 應(yīng)了。拿，意外撿起的戒指，正彷徨無(wú)助的以為向她求婚，趕快答8.24 Thehere Rachel Hasa Baby, part 2Janiannoying laugh i

6、rpassely by the noises she makes during labor.Luckily for Janinew husband (Sid), hes almostly deaf.Monica and Chandler, preparing aga they hear Janice next door.o attempt conception(n.懷孕), stop whenPhoebe gets to know Clietter;When he finds out she had Joey pretend to be a doctor to pumpv.盤(pán)問(wèn) 用話刺探出(等

7、) him for information, hes upset. but he gets over it.Rachel finallydelivers the baby, breech.The names they her use a namehadindt sound right to Rachel anymore, so Monica letsshe hlanned for her own daughter: Emma.Phoebe is very persuasive in convincing Ross to proe to Rachel;but before he can get

8、back to the room, Joey stumbles upon(v.偶然發(fā)現(xiàn)) Ross grandmothers ring and shows it to Rachel.She mistakes it for a proal, and accepts.Scene: The Hospital, Ross and Rachel, whos in a wheelchair, arearrivinghe waiting room for the maternity ward.wheelchairn.輪椅/maternity ward n.產(chǎn)科Ross: in under! (Checkin

9、g seven minutes! Wehis watch) Yes! From home to the hospital did it!Rachel: (dean) Yes, thehard partis truly over.Ross: No, bId get youome on, were off to here fast, but this hasa great sent we? I knewgot to be some kind of a record!(Phoebeand Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)Phoebe:Oh you m

10、ade it!Rachel:Hi! (Ross isstunned.)Monica:How are young?Ross: Wait a minute!How-how thedid you beat us here?Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?Ross: NNo! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!(Chandlerand Joey enter from the vending machines carrying sodas.)Chandler:Hi!Joey: Hey! You made it!

11、Ross: Okay is there some kind oftunnel to this hospital?!Rachel: Ross, you stay here andtalk, Im gonna go have a baby.Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nursebehind the desk.) Umm hi, this isRachel Green. Im RossGeller.We-wecalled from the car.Nurse: Right! We have a in just a minutesemi-privaabor room waiti

12、ng for you. Sosemi-privateadj.(尤指醫(yī)院)半私用的 半的semi-privaabor roomRachel: ( private? Weerrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi- (Laughs), we asked for a private room.Nurse: Yes,I seet here. Unfortunay we cant guarantee aavailable.private room and currently theyre alunavailable adj.無(wú)法獲得的Chandl

13、er: Man, if only youd gotten hereglares at him.)sooner. (Ross turns andNurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms areall we have.Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)Ross: Yeah?Rachel: Give her some money.Ross: I really think theyre out of rooms.Rachel: Theyre not! Ross

14、, theyre just saving important people! Okay?! What-what if I was thethem for the?!Ross: Well then wed be in a lotof trouble, youat him.) Okay. (Het know wheregoes over to theany countries desk followed checking agaare. (Rachel glares by Rachel.) Uh, say o see if any umm,would you umm Would you mind

15、private rooms may have (Handing hersome money) opened up?Nurse: This is a hospital.Rachel: Okay, I see. Couldlease talk to the manager?Nurse: There is no manager.Just nurses, doctors and rooms.semi-privateRachel: (standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have t care for your tone. And this is not the only

16、city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts agosh! Whoa!to say I reallyhospitalhiscontraction) OhRoss: What-what?Rachel: Ow! Ow! Contraction. (Sits back down.) Ow-ow! Ow-ow! (Starts breathing heavily.)contraction n.收縮 攣縮Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-privateroom?Rachel:Yeah, it couldnt hurt

17、 to look.Opening CreditsScene: foolingThe Semi-Privaabor Room, Rachel around, and Dr. Long is checking onis in bed, Ross is Rachel.Dr. Long: Well youre only two centimeters get to ten. Itll be a while.dilated and we need todilate vt. 擴(kuò)大 使膨脹Rachel: Oh, okay.Dr. Long: Ill be back in an hour to check y

18、ou again.Ross:nk you.Rachel:nk you. Oh, wait, Dr. Long. Can I ask you something? Islabor really as painful as everybody says it is?Dr. Long: Oh,look att. My beepers going crazy.(Dr. Long exits.)Ross: Hey,t- You know what? Youre gonna be fine.Rachel: Well,I guesswe have some time to kill.Ross: Yeah,

19、guess so. stirrups on the other hops o the bed andWhew! Check these out! (Hes looking at thebedhe room and Rachel groans. Ross thenputs his legso the stirrups.) Neverethis before.t feel good.stirrup n.馬鐙Rachel: Yeah well it looks great!(A nurse shows another coupleo the room.)Man:nk you very much.Wo

20、man:nks.(They stop when they see Ross who has bed.)to struggle to get out of theRoss: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im hereyou.to ruhisal day forMan: Oh no-no, noall.Woman:t worry about it.Man: Marc Coreger, this is my wife Ju.Ross: Hi Ju.Ju: Hi.Ross: This is Rachel. (Pos at her.)Rachel: Hi!Marc: Oh hi Rachel

21、.Rachel: How are you?Ju: Hi. Is this your?Rachel: Yeahit is.Ju: Well,little Jamie here you need anythingis our third. So, ifyou havequestions orat all,justholler.holler v.叫喊Rachel:ts so st.Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Oh.Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this me give you guys some privacy.earr(Theprivacyscreen) butle

22、tprivacy screen n.屏風(fēng)Marc: No nonsense! Wereallhis together.Ju: Yeah, we are goingto share every moment of this with you. Andsome fun.I think were gonna haveMarc:Yeah.Ross:Oh, okay.Marc:Hey!S! (Poshis camera at Ross and Rachel.)Rachel: Oh nk you.no,Oh.I really Oh Rosst want any(He takes thcture)Oh!Ro

23、ss: What?Rachel: Here comes another contraction.Ross: Oh. Okay, just breathe.Ju: Oh honey, I think Im havingone too!(During the mutual contraction Jutheyre having a contraction at thetakes a moment to pooutsame time.)mutual adj.共有的Marc: Look at this!(Takes anothicture) There we go!Scene: The Waiting

24、Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.lounge vi.懶洋洋地躺臥Phoebe: (looking at Ugh, the miracle ofthe clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. birth sure is a snooze-fest.snooze-fest令人想打盹的活動(dòng)/snooze vi.打盹 (白天)小睡/ -fest suf. 熱鬧的集合Monica:Hey, you wanna seesomething?Phoebe:Sure! What?Monica: Hon

25、ey?Umm, this is goingto be fun. Wate freak ohandler.Chandler: Yeah?Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive know whether its because umm, I think we should trybeen ng some thinking, and I were here or Rachels giving to have a baby.t birth butChandler: Okay.Monica: (freaking out) What-what-whatst now?!Chandler: Okay

26、. Ive been thinking were ready.about it too, and I, IthinkMonica: What?! Are you kidding me?! have a baby now?!You-you-you think were ready toPhoebe: Oh, this is fun.Joey: Youre ready to have a baby?My boys all grown up!Chandler: But you said you were ready to.Monica: Yeah but I voice all high andwa

27、s just screwing with you to try to get weird like mine is now!yourChandler: Yes, buvent you wanted a kidlikeforever?Monica: Yeah, but no one ever Im just gonna have a baby ifwanted to have I want to. Oh,ith me. I are youmean，now ng to me?whatChandler: Im sorry I broughtit up.Monica: Okay, just back

28、off mister! Whoa. (Pause)Cause I am readyto have a baby. I just want Joeyto be the father.Joey: (voice all high andweird)What?! Are you crazy?!Monica:ts it! Rightthere!Is all I wanted!Scene: The Semi-Privaabor Room, time lapse, Ross is massagingout a cron Rachelship as Marc opensup the privacy scree

29、n.crn.腹部絞痛 抽筋Marc: I am so sorry. The the exam.doctor insisteclosing the curtain forRachel: Oh,ts veryReally very-veryokay.Marc: Jus cervix is dilated a seven centimeters,tsaboutfour fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.cervix n.頸Ju: Have you felt Rachels cervix Ross?Rachel: (simultaneously as

30、Ross)t.No, It think well bengRoss: (simultaneously as Rachel)Were not gonna dot.Ju: Well, if you like you canfeel Rachels and then feelmine tocompare.Mrs. Geller: (entering) Am Ierrupting?Ross: Uh yes!nk you.Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no.Ross: Later.Rachel: No-no-t!t leave me alith these people.Ross: Oh uh

31、, Im sorry. (Runs out.)Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!Scene: The Hallway, Ross comes out and hugs Mrs. Geller.Ross: Hi! Im so glad yourehere, but its gonna be a while. I-Iwished youd called.Mrs. Geller: Ohfather.ts, Im coming back later with yourRoss: Oh good.Mrs. Geller: I actu

32、allyneededtotalk to you before the birth.Ross: Okay, whats up?Mrs. Geller: Ross, I want to talk knowt you and I are also veryto you as your mother even though I close friends.Ross: I reallyt know what youre talking about,but okay.Mrs. Geller: I brought somethingt I want to giveyou, aming of ring.)co

33、urset you want it. (She holds up an engagementRoss: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?Mrs. Geller: This is yourto give it to Rachel.grandmothers engagement ring, I want youRoss: Mom no, come on!nk you.Mrs. Geller: Just hear meout!hear out v.聽(tīng)完Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna g

34、et married just because shes pregnant, okay?Mrs. Geller: Honestly! Ross, this isnt just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.humpTo grines genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against aparticular object or surface; usually assoted wi objectn inanimate(adj.死氣沉沉的)Ross: You think young peopl

35、e uset word moren we actually do.Ross: Ross,A child should have a family.Ross: Mom, yknow what? sorry, Go- Hey, go talk hate it.I-I cant deal with this right now. Imto Monica. She got a new haircut. YoullMrs. Geller: Justthinkabout it. If yout, Ill talk moreabout hum.Ross: Gimmie! (Takes thering and

36、 puts itin his coat pocket asRachel enters the hallway.)gimmie =give me(或 give it to me)Rachel: Hi!Mrs. Geller:Oh hi dear!Rachel: Oh,nk you so much for coming.Ross, get in here!(Mrs. Gellerleaves as Ross re-enters theroom.)Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with hi

37、s mother.Chandler：Monica.Monica: Okay., stop it. Youre freaking me out.Joey：t again.t again.Ross：(enters the hall) Hey, Rachel had the baby.All Four：What?Phoebe: Really?Roo. It know why I thoughttd be funny. You said hi toMom before she left, right?Monica: I thoughtt was her. Yeah, I called her name

38、, and sheduckedo a stairwell.duck v.閃避/stairwell n.樓梯間Ross: Well, you know what? Consider yourself lucky.She pulled me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.Monica: Oh, my God.Chandler：Howannoying.Phoebe: Yeah.(Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?Ross: Are youkidding? Look, were not go

39、nna be together justbecause were having a baby. Okay?girl I humpedAnd I know shes not just someJoey：Oh, humped? Come on, Ross.Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seemst you two belong together.Ross: Okay, stop it! I cant deal with this right now. I have to gohave a baby.Phoebe: Right. And withwho again?

40、 (Ross exits.)Joey: God. Hes crazy!Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?Phoebe: I know!Joey: I mean seriously,she turned me down, butshes like the perfect woman. I mean I knowif she hadnt and wanted to be with me, Iwould take hery arms and (Realizeseveryone is staring.) Ia while have I?havent bummed

41、 you guysout like this inturn down v.Scene: The Semi-Priva another couple has takenabor Room, Rossis returning to findthe place of Marc and Ju.Ross: (To Rachel) Hey. Whost?Rachel: New people.Ross: Whappened to the Disgusting-tons?Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here! Right

42、 after you left they wheeled her offivery. Ohbut not before she gave me a nice juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.wheel vt. 滾動(dòng) 推動(dòng)eg: He wheeled his bike through the narrow lane/delivery n.分娩Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names f

43、or each other.Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick Contraction!bastard. Oh God oh!pet name n.昵稱Ross: Yeah? Okay.Rachel: Ooh! Ow!EvilBitch: Are you looking ather?!SickBastard:No!EvilBitch:t you look ather yousick bastard!SickBastard:Honey I swear! Iwasntlooking at her!EvilBitch: Shes in labor! You

44、liket you sick son of a bitch!Ross: Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)Evil Bitch: See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!Ross: No-no, ImIm sure noas looking. Just want someprivacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)wide-eyed adj.驚奇地Evil Bitch: Y

45、ou miss your girlfriend?Ross: Just ignore them.(Sick Bastard sits down in a chairt enables him to look around the screen and stare at Rachel.)Rachel: Ross.Ross: What? What?Rachel: Hes looking at me.Ross: (to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!live vi.活著Evil Bitch:t you talk to my husband lik

46、ebastard!t you stu(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.nursery n.育兒室Monica: Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!(The nurse attending to the babies hear

47、s this, turns and Chandler)stares atattend to v.照顧C(jī)handler: Oh,t worry. These babies are far too uglyfor us.(moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are babies?you socrazy aboutChandler: Im not crazy about babies. Imcrazyabout us.Monica: What?C

48、handler: Look, weve Im not saying is t we can handle it.always talked abouto be right now, butvingbabies someday.Im starting to thinkWere good. Were really good.Monica: We are pretty good.Chandler: But nothing has to happen until youre ready.Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scar

49、y, but maybe its right.Chandler: What?! Its not right! Werenot ready to have a kid now!Monica: What?!Chandler: Im kidding.This is gonna befun.Monica: So were gonnatry? I mean, arewe trying?Chandler: Were tryingto get pregnant.(They start kissing, butChandler stops it.) Yknow Im not front of the babi

50、es. So, when do youreally comfortableng this in want to start trying?Monica: Okay, hola sec.Chandler: Period math?Monica: Yeah.Chandler: Yeah.Monica: Well, we could start trying.Now.Chandler: Right here?Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.Chandler: Wait a minute, its perfect. We got a lot of timeto kil

51、land were in a buildingts full of beds!Monica: And its so clean!(They run off in search of a bed.)Commerl BreakScene: The Vending Machines, Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine.candy machineJoey: Come on you stumachine! Come on!Phoebe: Oh, ie your money?Joey: (lookingat her)

52、 No.Phoebe:, Ill see you downstairsthen.Joey:.Phoebe:.Joey: HeyI got one! I got one!Cut to the elevator lobby, Phoebe walks up wheelchair with his broken leg extended.and seesa man in aelevator lobbyMan: Hi!Phoebe:Hi.Man: Ohuh, up or down?Phoebe:Oh down please. (The guy tries toreach the button, but

53、cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can the button.)I justt? (She pushesbuster n.破壞者/ball busterA woman (also affectionayadv.親切地 called abitch) who challenges the virility(n.男子氣概) and dominance of a man by utilizing verbal abuse and(or) by controlling sol situations usually controlled by the men女強(qiáng)人/

54、balls 是語(yǔ) 指have him by the balls. 意思是指“握有他的弱點(diǎn)，或掌握了他”。這句 slang 和其它許多語(yǔ)一樣，興起于第二次大戰(zhàn)期間。打到時(shí)的痛苦經(jīng)驗(yàn)，大概英美人也有相同的感受，所以把“艱苦的工作， 不易有成就的工作”說(shuō)成 ball-buster 或ball-breakerMan: Could you prep too please?Phoebe:Sure!I feelso bad for you; I brokemyleg once too.Man: Ohyeah?Howdyours happen?Phoebe:Well,its a long story. Its

55、 kindofembarrassing. Letsjust say there was a typographical error wi laughs.) How about you?sex manual. (Theguytypographical adj.印刷上的 排字上的Man: Car accident.Phoebe: Oh.Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a attention?wasnt payingMan: Yeah. Me.Phoebe: Sorry.Man: Oh, no. No,t be.Nobody else lucky.got hu

56、rt.And I was prettyPhoebe: Well, I, for one, am glad youmade it.for one adv.作為其中一個(gè)Man: Are you sure? I mean, yout knowme.I could have been sentfrom anothlanet to destroy Earth.Phoebe: Couldnt press the down button. Ithink Earths okay.Man: (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, elevator.) Hey uh, I take

57、it youre justts me. (Rolls onto thevisiting someone.take it v.猜想Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah.Man: Well umm, if you have sometime yknow and maybe you might wantto visit someoneelsePhoebe: Oh yeah!I-I would liket.Man: Imhemiddle (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)cut sb off v.打斷Phoebe: Wait! What?! N

58、o! Elevator! No!Joey: (standing behindher) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)Scene: The Semi-Priva gone and Ross has just and stretches.abor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are finished talking to a nurse as Rachel standsRoss: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.Rachel: Ugh, is

59、 she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; sstill have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)Ross:ts it.tsit.(The next couple enters.)Woman: Oooh,t soundedlike a bae.Rachel: Yeah it was.Woman: Mine havent beensqueals a littit.) Oh,so bad. Oh!t was a

60、Here comes one now. (Hums thenbig one!Man：t was, like, thebiggest one yet. Are you okay, honey?Woman: Im okay, honey.Rachel: Well, I got somebad bignews. It gets worse.And when you get to and they come,like, every minute., they getreallyWoman: Well, mine squeals a littare pretty it.)Excuseclose toge