friends108TheOneWhereNanaDies[Scene:Chandler'sOffice,Chandlerisonacoffee SeySey:Heygorgeous,how'sitChandler:DehydratedJapanesenoodlesunderfluorescentlights...doesitgetbetterthanthis?Sey:Question.You'renotdatinganybody,areyou,becauseImetsomebodywhowouldbeperfectforyou.Chandler:Ah,y'see,perfectmightbeaproblem.Hadyousaid'co-dependent',or'self-Sey:DoyouwantadateChandler:YesSey:Okay.He'scute,he'sfunny,Chandler:He'saSey:Wellyeah!...OhGod.I-just-Ithought-Good,Sey.I'mjustgonnagoflushmyselfdownthetoiletnow...(backsoutoftheroom)Okay,goodbye...Opening[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneisChandler:...Couldn'tenjoyacupofnoodlesafterthat.Imean,isthatridiculous?Canyoubelievesheactuallythoughtthat?Rachel:Um...yeah.Well,Imean,whenIfirstmetyou,y'know,Ithoughtmaybe,possibly,youmightbe...Chandler:YouRachel:Yeah,butthenyouspentPhoebe'sentirebirthdaypartytalkingtomybreasts,sothenIfiguredmaybenot.Chandler:Huh.Did,uh...anyoftherestofyouguysthinkthatwhenyoufirstmetMonica:IPhoebe:Yeah,Ithinkso,Joey:NotRoss:Nono,meneither.Although,uh,y'know,backincollege,SusanSallidorChandler:You'rekidding!DidyoulherIRoss:No.No,it'sjust'cause,uh,Ikindawantedtogooutwithhertoo,soItoldher,actually,youwereseeingBernieSpellman...whoalsolikedher,so...(JoeycongratulatesRoss,seesChandler'slookandabruptlyChandler:Well,thisisfascinating.So,uh,whatisitaboutPhoebe:Idunno,'causeyou'resmart,you'reChandler:Rossissmartandfunny,d'youeverthinkthataboutAll:Yeah!Chandler:WHATISMonica:Okay,I-Id'know,you-youjust-youhaveaAll:Yes.Absoluy.AChandler:Oh,oh,aquality,good,becauseIwasworriedyouguysweregonnabevagueaboutthis.(Phonerings;MonicagetsMonica:o?o?Oh!Rachel,it'sPaolocallingfromRachel:OhmyGod!CallingfromRome!(Takesphone)Bongiorno,caromio.Ross:(toJoey)Sohe'scallingfromRome.Icoulddothat.JustgottagotoRome.Rachel:Monica,yourdadjustbeepedin,butcanyoumakeitquick?TalkingtoRome.(ShowingofftoPhoebeandChandler)I'mtalkingtoRome.Monica:Heydad,what'sup?(Listens)OhGod.Ross,it's[Scene:TheHospital,Mr.andMrs.Gellerarethere,alongwithAuntLillian.RossandMonicaenterandeveryonesayshiandkisses.)Ross:So,uh,how'ssheAuntLillian:Thedoctorsaysit'samatterofMonica:How-howareyou,Mrs.Geller:Me?I'mfine,fine.I'mgladyou're What'swithyourMonica:Mrs.Geller:What'sMonica:Mrs.Geller:Oh,maybethat's(MonicastridesovertoRoss,whoismakingcoffee,andtalkstohimMonica:Sheisunbelievable,ourmotherRoss:Okay,relax,relax.Wearegonnabehereforawhile,itlookslike,andwestillhaveboyfriendsandyourcareertocover.Monica:OhGod!(Theyhug.)[Cuttothehospital,later.EveryoneistalkingaboutMonica:ThefuzzylittlemintsatthebottomofherRoss:Oh!...Yeah,theyweregross.Oh,youknowwhatIloved?HerSweet'n'Los.Howshewasalwaysstealingthemfrom-fromrestaurants.Mr.Geller:Notjustrestaurants,fromourhouse.(ThenursecomesoutofNana'sroom.)Nurse:Mrs.(Everyonestandsup.CuttoRossandMonicainNana'sRoss:ShelookssoMonica:IRoss:Well,atleastshe'swithPop-PopandAuntPhyllisMonica:G'bye,Nana.(ShekissesherontheRoss:Bye,(Hegoestokissherbutshemoves.Monicascreams.Rossshoutsandstaresindisbelief.Monicarunsoutoftheroom.)Monica:Ross!(Rossrunsouttoo.)Mrs.Geller:WhatisgoingMrs.Geller:Ross:She'snot-past,she'spresent,she'sAuntLillian:(reentering)What'sgoingMr.Geller:Shemayhavedied.AuntLillian:Shemayhavedied?Mr.Geller:We'relookingintoit.(MonicareturnswiththenurseandtheygointoNana'sRoss:I,uh,I'llgosee.(HegoesNurse:Thisalmostnever(Nanapassesforthesecondtimeandthenursepullstheblanketoverher.RossandMonicagotolthefamily)Ross:Nowshe's[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Phoebe,Joey,andRachelareChandler:Ijusthavetoknow,okay.IsitmyRachel:(exasperated)Yes,Chandler,that'sexactlywhatitis.It'syourPhoebe:Yeah,youhavehomoualhair.(MonicaandRossenter.)Rachel:So,um,didRoss:Joey:Phoebe:Oh,thatJoey:YouguysRoss:Idunno,it'sweird.Imean,Iknowshe'sgone,butIjustdon'tfeel,Phoebe:Maybethat's'causeshe'snotreallyRoss:Nono,she'sMonica:Wechecked.APhoebe:Hm,Imeanmaybeno-oneeverreallygoes.Eversincemymomdied,everynowandthen,Igetthefeelingthatshe'slikerighthere,y'know?(Shecirclesherhandaroundherrightshoulder.Chandler,sittingonherright,drawsbacknervously)Oh!AndDebbie,mybestfriendfromjuniorhigh-gotstruckbylightningonaminiaturegolfcourse-IalwaysgetthisreallystrongDebbievibewheneverIuseoneofthoselittleyellowpencils,y'know?...Imissher.Rachel:Aw.Hey,Pheebs,wantthis?(GivesheraPhoebe:Rachel:Sure.IjustsharpenedherthisJoey:Now,see,Idon'tbelieveanyofthat.Ithinkonceyou'redead,you'redead!You'regone!You'rewormfood!(realiseshistactlessness)...SoChandlerlooksgay,huh?Phoebe:Y'know,Idunnowhothisis,butit'snotDebbie.(Handsbackthepencil)[Scene:Nana'shouse,Ross,Mrs.GellerandAuntLillianaregoingthroughclothes.]Ross:Ithoughtitwasgonnabeaclosedcasket.Mrs.Geller:Well,thatdoesn'tmeanshecan'tlook(Theyopenacupboardwhich,amongstotherthings,containsachestofMrs.Geller:Sweetie,youthinkyoucangetinRoss:(sarcastic)Idon'tseewhy(Hetriespushingagainstthechestofdrawers.Thenheopensoneofthedrawersandclimbsintotheclosetusingthat;hefallsbehindthechestofdrawerswithashout.)Ross:Here'smyretainer![Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Monicaistalkingtoherfather.]Mr.Geller:Iwasjustthinking.Whenmytimecomes-Monica:Dad!Mr.Geller:Listentome!Whenmytimecomes,IwannabeburiedatMonica:YouMr.Geller:Iwannabeburiedatsea,itlookslikeMonica:DefineMr.Geller:C'mon,you'llmakeadayofit!You'llrentaboat,packaMonica:...Andthenwethrowyourbodyinthewater...Gee,thatdoessoundMr.Geller:Everyonethinkstheyknowme.Everyonesays'JackGeller,sopredictable'.MaybeafterI'mgone,they'llsay'Buriedatsea!Huh!'.Monica:That'sprobablywhatthey'llMr.Geller:I'dlike[Scene:Chandler'sOffice,Seyisdrinkingcoffee;ChandlerChandler:Hey,Sey:(sheepish)Hey.Look,I'msorryaboutyesterday,I,Chandler:No,nono,don't-don'tworryaboutit.Believeme,apparentlyotherpeoplehavemadethesamemistake.Sey:Oh!Okay!Chandler:So,uh...whatdoyouthinkitisaboutSey:Idunno,uh...youjusthavea-Chandler:...Quality,right,Sey:Y'know,it'sashame,becauseyouandLowellwould'vemadeagreatChandler:Lowell?FinancialServices'Lowell,that'swhoyousawmeSey:What?He'sChandler:Well,yeah...'s'noBrianinSey:IsChandler:No!Uh,Id'know!Thepointis,ifyouweregonnasetmeupwithsomeone,I'dliketothinkyou'dsetmeupwithsomeonelikehim.Sey:Well,IthinkBrian'salittleoutofyourChandler:Excuseme?Youdon'tthinkIcouldgetaBrian?BecauseIcouldgetaBrian.Believeyoume. I'mreallynot.[Scene:Nana'sBedroom,RossisholdingadressoutfrominsidetheRoss:(holdingadressoutfrominsidethecloset)Thisone?AuntLillian:No.Ross:Ihaveshownyoueverythingwehave.Unlessyouwantyourmothertospendeternityinalemonyellowpant-suit,gowiththeburgundy.AuntLillian:Youknow,whateverwepick,shewould'vetoldusit'sthewrongMrs.Geller:You'reright.We'llgowiththeRoss:Oh!Afinechoice.I'mcomingout.(StartstoclimbovertheAuntLillian:Wait!Weneed(RossfallsbackRoss:Okay.Um,howaboutthese?(HoldsoutaMrs.Geller:That'sreallyadayRoss:Andwhereshe'sgoingeveryoneelse'llbeAuntLillian:CouldweseesomethinginaslimmerRoss:(foragesaround)Okay,Ihavenothinginaneveningshoeintheburgundy.Icanshowyousomethinginasilverthatmaywork.AuntLillian:No,itreallyshouldbeMrs.Geller:Mm.UnlesswegowithadifferentRoss:No!Nonono,waitasec.Imayhavesomethinginthe(Hefindsashoebox(outofshot),pullsitdownandopensit.ItisfullofSweet'n'Ross:OhmyMrs.Geller:Iseverythingallright,Ross:Yeah,just...justNana(Hereachesuphigherandknocksdownanothershoeboxlid.Sweet'n'Lo'sraindownonhim)CommercialRoss:(entering)Howweng,youguysMonica:Momalreadycalledthismorningtoremindmenottowearmyhairup.Didyouknowmyearsarenotmybestfeature?Ross:Somedaysit'sallIcanthinkPhoebe:(entering)Hi,sorryI'mlate,Icouldn'tfindmyRachel:Oh,you-youmeanyourPhoebe:What'dIRachel:(stickingherfootout)Hm-Monica:ArethesetheRachel:Yes.PaolosentthemfromRoss:What,we-uh-wedon'thaveshoeshere,Joey:(enteringwithChandler)Morning.WereadytoChandler:Well,don'twelooknicealldressedup?...It'sstufflikethat,isn'tit?(Theyallleave.)[Scene:Thecemetary,aftertheMonica:ItwasareallybeautifulMrs.Geller:Itreallywas.Oh,c'mere,sweetheart.(Hugsher)Y'know,Ithinkitmightbetimeforyoutostartusingnightcream.(Joeylistenstohisovercoatforasecondandsighs,thennoticesChandlerJoey:Chandler:Nothing,justyourovercoatsoundsremarkablylikeBrentJoey:Checkitout,Giants-Cowboys.(HehasapocketChandler:You'rewatchingafootballgameataJoey:No,it'sthepre-game.I'mgonnawatchitattheChandler:Youareafrightening,frighteningman.(Rachelstepsinapatchofmud)Rachel:Ohno!MynewPaoloRoss:Oh,Ihopethey'renotPhoebe:God,whatagreat What?Weather-Ross:Iknow,uh,theair,the-thetrees...eventhoughNana'sgonethere's,there'ssomethingalmost,uh-Idunno,almostlife-aff-(Notlookingwhereheisgoinghefallsintoanopengrave)All:God!Ross:I'mfine.Just-just...havingmyworstfear[Scene:TheWake,attheGellers'house.Rossislyingonhisback,withPhoebesquattingoverhim,checkingtoseeifhe'sinjured.]Phoebe:Okay,don'tworry,I'mjustcheckingtoseeifthemuscle'sinspasm.Ross:What,whatisPhoebe:YoumissedabeltRoss:Oh!No-Phoebe:Okay,it'sinMrs.Geller:Here,sweetie,here.ItookthesewhenIhadmygolfingaccident.(HandsRossabottleofpills.ThenturnstoMonicaandpatsherhairoverherears)(CuttoChandlerandawoman,Andrea,reachingforthesamesliceofmeat)Chandler:Oh,no-Andrea:Sorry-Hi,I'mDorothy'sChandler:Hi,I'mChandler,andIhavenoideawhoDorothy(Theyshakehands.CuttoRossemergingfromahallway,grinninginanely.Heisobviouslyverystoned)Phoebe:Hey,lookwho'sup!HowdoyouRoss:Ifeelgreat.Ifeel-great,IfleelMonica:Wow,thosepillsreallyworked,Ross:Notthefirsttwo,butthesecondtwo- Iloveyouguys.Youguysthegreatest.Ilovemysister(KissesMonica),Ilove (HugsPhoebe:Ooh!That'sso Chandler:Hey.Ross:(hugshim)Andlisten,man,ifyouwannabegay,begay.Doesn'tmattertome.Andrea:(turnstoafriend)Youwereright.(TheywalkoffandleaveChandler.)Ross:Rachel.RachelRachel.(Sitsdownbesideher)Iloveyouthemost.Rachel:(humouringhim)Oh,wellyouknowwhoIlovethemost?Ross:No.Rachel:Ross:Oh..youdon'tgetit!(Passesoutandslumpsacross(CuttoJoeywatchingTVinthecorner.HemakesanextravagantgestureofMr.Geller:WhaddyagotJoey:(hidestheTV,buthestillhasanearphone)Justa, hearingMr.Geller:What'stheJoey:Seventeen-fourteen threeminutestogointheMr.Geller:Beautiful!(Turnstowatchwith(Timelapse.AlargecrowdofmenarenowwatchingtheRachel:(stilltrappedunderRoss)Pheebs,couldyoumaybehandmeaMrs.Geller:(toMonica)YourgrandmotherwouldhavehatedMonica:Well,sure,whatwithitbeingherfuneralandMrs.Geller:No,I'dbehearingabout'Whydidn'tIgetthehoney-glazedham?',Ididn'tspendenoughonflowers,andifIspentmoreshe'dbesaying'Whyareyouwastingyourmoney?Idon'tneedflowers,I'mdead'.Monica:ThatsoundslikeMrs.Geller:Doyouknowwhatit'sliketogrowupwithsomeonewhoiscriticalofeverysinglethingyousay?Monica:...IcanMrs.Geller:I'mlingyou,it'sawonderyourmotherturnedouttobethepositive, thatsheis.Monica:Thatisawonder.Solmesomething,Mom.Ifyouhadtodoitalloveragain,Imean,ifshewashererightnow,wouldyoulher?Mrs.Geller:lherMonica:Howshedroveyoucrazy,pickingoneverylittledetail,likeyourhair...forMrs.Geller:I'mnotsureIknowwhatyou'regettingMonica:Doyouthinkthingswouldhavebeenbetterifyou'djusttoldherthetruth?Mrs.Geller:...No.Ithinksomethingsarebetterleftunsaid.Ithinkit'snicerwhenpeoplejustgetalong.Monica:Mrs.Geller:Morewine,Monica:Oh,IthinkMrs.Geller:(reachesouttofiddlewithMonica'shairagain,andrealises)Thoseearringslookreallylovelyonyou.Monica:Thankyou.They'reMrs.Geller:Actuallytheywere(ThereisacryofdisappointmentfromthecrowdofMr.Geller:NowI'mdepressed!...(Toeveryone)EvenmorethanIwas.[Scene:CentralPerk,thegangarelookingatoldphotos.]Rachel:Hey,who'sthislittlenakedguy?Ross:Tha