《1》SheldonScissorscutspaper,papercoversrockrockcrusheslizard,lizardpoisonsSpockSpocksmashesscissors,scissorsdecapitateslizard,lizardeatspaper,paperdisprovesSpock,Spockvaporizesrock,andasitalwayshas,rockcrushesscissors.壞剪子。《2》SheldonWhyareyoucrying?Penny:BecauseI'mstupid!Sheldon:That'snoreasontocry.Onecriesbecauseoneissad.Forexample,Icrybecauseothersarestupid,andthatmakesmesad.佩妮：因?yàn)槲姨悼?，因?yàn)槿思矣薮栏愕梦液軅摹?》Raj:Idon'tlikebugs,okayTheyfreakmeSheldon:Interesting.You'reafraidofinsectsandwomen.LadybugsrenderyouRaj：我不喜歡蟲(chóng)子行了吧？嚇得我半死謝耳朵：有意思。你害怕蟲(chóng)子，還有女人。要見(jiàn)著個(gè)花大姐準(zhǔn)讓你神經(jīng)了《4》LeonardWhatgotintoPenny:Oh,acoupleofvirginCubaLibreswhoturnedouttobealittleslutty.Leonard:Youdidn't.Penny:Youdoyourlittleexperiments,Ido雷納德：他喝什么了：管做實(shí)驗(yàn)，我管我做咯《5》*Howardisteaching Howard:Youknow,I'mreallygladyoudecidedtolearnMandarin.Sheldon:Why?Howard:Onceyou'refluent,you'llhaveabillionmorepeopletoannoyinsteadofme.霍華德：等你說(shuō)順溜了，有十多億等著你去煩，你就不用來(lái)煩我了《6》Leonard:WhatwereyoungatSheldon:Well,wehaddinner,yedsomegames,andthenIspentthenight.Oh,andyou'llbehappytoknowthatInowhaveamuchbetterunderstandingof'friendswithbenefits.'雷納德：你在那兒干嘛呢謝耳朵：吃了頓飯，玩了點(diǎn)兒游戲，然后留下過(guò)夜了。哦，現(xiàn)在我對(duì)什么叫床伴”深入的理解，你高興吧。《7》PennyIgiveupHe'sSheldon:Ican'tbeimpossible;Iexist!Ithinkwhatyoumeanttosayis,'Igiveup;he'simprobable'.：我放棄了。他真是不可理喻謝耳朵：我不會(huì)不可能的啊，我存在即有可能。我覺(jué)得你想說(shuō)的是“真的?！薄?》SheldonI'mnotinsane,mymotherhadme謝耳朵：我才沒(méi)瘋呢，我媽帶我去測(cè)過(guò)好吧《9》*IntattooGirl:WhatareyougonnagetRaj?Raj:Withmyluck-Hepatitis!Raj：幸運(yùn)的話——得個(gè)肝炎就行《10》SheldonAh,gravitythouartaheartless謝耳朵：啊，地心引力，汝乃沒(méi)心沒(méi)肺之子最後再說(shuō)說(shuō)Sheldon。這是我裏面最喜歡的一個(gè)。喜歡他真的有N個(gè)理由他實(shí)在是太可了。不說(shuō)臺(tái)詞，表情都能逗死你。每次看到他都想大笑。附圖說(shuō)明每一個(gè)喜歡bigbangtheory的人，都會(huì)記得那句：Bazinga~~~喜歡他Bazinga時(shí)還喜歡謝耳朵那些花花綠綠的T-shirt，還有他招牌的內(nèi)長(zhǎng)外短的穿法。。哈Sheldon的那套座位理論。。。大家應(yīng)該都很熟悉了：Inthewinter,thatseatiscloseenoughtotheradiatortoremainwarm,andyetnotsocloseastocauseperspiration.Inthesummer,it’sdirectlyinthepathofacross-breezecreatedbyopeningwindowsthereandthere.Itfacestheevisionatananglethatisneitherdirect,thusdiscouragingconversationnorsofarwideastocreateaparallaxdistortion.喜歡他誇張的笑。喜歡他拿penny當(dāng)成實(shí)驗(yàn)的小白鼠，喂巧克力的樣喜歡他的耐心。成一個(gè)什麼聲波的wave的，忘了~）但是就是覺(jué)得他很可。。。喜歡他們?cè)谝黄鸬臉?lè)。喜歡謝耳朵還有朋友對(duì)他無(wú)奈的順累死我了，終於圖文並茂的寫(xiě)完了真開(kāi)心在Bstonlegal之後，還有個(gè)bigbangtheory；在Allen后，還有個(gè)sheldo看過(guò)多少遍，還是笑得我肚子疼。哈哈~讓我們一起期待剩下的第四季的生活大吧發(fā)現(xiàn)簡(jiǎn)直就是不可能完成的任務(wù)。。。OurwholeuniversewasinahotdenseThennearlyfourteenbillionyearsagoexpansionstarted.Wait...TheEarthbegantocool,Theautotrophsbegantodrool,Neanderthalsdevelopedtools,Webuiltawall(webuilttheMath,science,history,unravelingthemysteries,Thatallstartedwiththebigbang!OurOurwholeuniversewasinahotdenseThennearlyfourteenbillionyearsagoexpansionstartedWait...140億年前終于爆了炸等著瞧...TheEarthbegantoTheautotrophsbegantoNeanderthalsdevelopedWebuiltawall(webuiltthe我們 （我們建金字塔Math,science,history,unravelingthe數(shù)學(xué)自然科學(xué)歷史揭開(kāi)神秘Thatallstartedwiththebigbang! "Sincethedawnofman"isreallynotthatAseverygalaxywasformedinlesstimethanittakestosingthisAfractionofasecondandtheelementswereThebipedsstoodupThedinosaursallmettheirTheytriedtoleapbuttheywereAndtheyalldied(theyfrozetheirasses 光了（pp都凍成了化石TheoceansandSeeya,wouldn'twannabeSetinmotionbythesamebig都 惹的Itallstartedwiththebig一切從 開(kāi)It'sexpandingeveroutwardbutoneItwillcausethestarstogotheotherCollapsingeverinward,wewon'tbehere,itwontbeOurbestandbrightestfigurethatit'llmakeanevenbigger我們美好光輝的形象 一場(chǎng)更大AustralopithecuswouldreallyhavebeensickofDebatingoutwhileherethey'recatchingdeer(we'recatching在他們捉