第頁共頁關(guān)于幽默的英語演講稿關(guān)于幽默的英語演講稿關(guān)于幽默的英語演講稿幽默英語演講稿一：幽默英語演講稿范文goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou.thisnoveltaughtmehowtolove,andhowtolearnfromlove.ireallylikethisbookverymuch.howaboutyou?whatisyourfavoritebook?myfavoritebookis.haveyoureaditbefore?oh,ihaventreadthisbookbefore.whatisitabout?canyoutelluswhyyoulovethisbooksomuch?sure.itisbecausethestorytaughtustobebraveandtofacethechallengesanddifficultieswithcourage.iamdeeplyimpressedbythestrengthandperseveranceofthelittleprincessinthestory.ihavedecidedtolearnfromherfromnowon.ohisee,thestorysoundsverygood.icannotwaittoreadthisbookaswell."let’sgotothefair,matt,"hiswifesaid."wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime."then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane."funflights!"thenoticesaid,"$$10for10minutes.matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.however,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell."i’veonlygot$$10,"hetoldthepilot."canmywifeewithmeforfree?"thepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,"i’llmakeabargainwithyou.ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight."mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,"0.k.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.shecanhaveherridefree.""thankyou,"mattsaid."itwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout."幽默英語演講稿三：幽默英語演講稿〔754字〕ahelpinghandamanwholivedinablockofapartmentsthoughtitwasrainingandputhisheadoutthewindowtocheck.ashedidsoaglasseyefellintohishand.helookeduptoseewhereitcamefromintimetoseeayoungwomanlookingdown."isthisyours?"heasked.shesaid,"yes,couldyoubringitup?"andthemanagreed.onarrivalshewasprofuseinherthanksandofferedthemanadrink.asshewasveryattractiveheagreed.shortlyafterwardsshesaid,"i'mabouttohavedinner.there'splenty.wouldyouliketojoinme?"hereadilyacceptedherofferandbothenjoyedalovelymeal.astheeveningwasdrawingtoaclosetheladysaid,"i'vehadamarvelousevening.wouldyouliketostaythenight?"themanhesitatedthensaid,"doyouactlikethiswitheverymanyoumeet?""no,"shereplied,"onlythosewhocatchmyeye."關(guān)于幽默的英語演講稿[篇2]loveyourmother愛你的母親whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?你為什么哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.becausei"mawoman,shetoldhim.因?yàn)槲沂桥?她告訴他.idon"tunderstand,hesaid.我不明白.他答復(fù)hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,andyouneverwill,butthat"s媽媽擁抱了他說,你永遠(yuǎn)也不會明白,但沒關(guān)系...laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?.后來小男孩問他的父親媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?allwomencryfornoreason,wasallhisdadcouldsay所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,stillwonderingwhywomencry.等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heaskedgod,whydowomencrysoeasily?最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?godanswered上帝答復(fù):whenimadewoman,idecidedshehadtobespecial.imadehershouldersstrongenoughtocarrytheweightoftheworld,yet,madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivefort...當(dāng)我創(chuàng)造女人的時候,我決定把她造的很特別,我讓她的雙肩強(qiáng)壯的足以可以承當(dāng)整個世界,但是,卻讓她的雙臂溫順的足夠去撫慰別人...igavehertheinnerstrengthandtherejectionthatmanytimeswilleevenfromherownchildren.我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受消費(fèi)的劇痛,也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害,甚至這些傷害有時會來自于自己的孩子...igaveherahardnessthatallowshertokeepgoingandtakecareevenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithoutplaining我給她頑強(qiáng),讓她可以不#url#斷地前進(jìn),并且照顧自己的家人和朋友,甚至當(dāng)每個人都放棄的`時候,她卻可以堅(jiān)強(qiáng)地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言...igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadlyshehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild"sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager"sanxietiesandfears我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候...她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到撫慰，也可以讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼...igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaultsandifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart我給她力量關(guān)心她的丈夫，盡管他會犯錯.我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保護(hù)男人的心臟...igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠(yuǎn)不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅(jiān)決的永遠(yuǎn)跟隨自己丈夫的才能與決心.forallofthishardwork,ialsogaveherateartoshed.itisherstousewheneverneededanditisheronlyweaknesswhenyouseehercry,tellherhowmuchyouloveher,andallshedoesforeveryone,andeventhoughshemaystillcry,youwil