./英語課前3分鐘演講資料大全英語小笑話：ExcitedRemarks激動的話Ourson,atageoffive,hadafascinationformotorcycles.Thesightofonewouldalwaysbringforthsqueals〔長聲尖叫ofdelight,accompaniedbyexcitedremarksofLookatthat!Lookatthat!I'mgoingtohaveoneofthosesomeday,hisdad'sresponsealwayswasNotaslongasI'malive.

Oneday,whileoursonwastalkingtoalittlefriend,amotorcyclepassedby.Heexcitedlypointeditouttotheboyandexclaimed,Lookatthat!Lookatthat!I'mgettingoneofthoseassoonasmydaddies.我五歲的兒子對摩托車有強(qiáng)烈的愛好。只要看見一輛摩托車,他就會高興得哇哇直叫,并激動地說：瞧這輛！瞧這輛,我總有一天也要有一輛。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活著,你就別想有這玩藝兒。

一天我們的兒子跟他的小朋友在說話,有一輛摩托車開了過去。他興奮的指著摩托車叫道瞧這輛！瞧這輛！等我爸一死我就要有這樣一輛摩托車了。英語幽默笑話：SharingtheApples分蘋果Harrywasgiventwoapples,asmalloneandalargeone,byhisMum.Sharethemwithyoursister,shesaid.

SoHarrygavethesmallonetohislittlesisterandstartedtouchingintothelargeone.

Cor!saidhissister,IfMumhadgiventhemtomeI'dhavegivenyouthelargeoneandhadthesmallonemyself.

Well,saidHarry,that'swhatyou'vegot,sowhatareyouworryingabout?媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果,一個大一點(diǎn),另一個小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。

所以,哈里就把小個的給了妹妹,自己開始啃那個大個的。

哼,妹妹說,如果媽媽給了我,我會把大的給你,把小的留給自己的。

對呀,哈里說,你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪AskingforaRaiseAttheradiostationwhereIworked,themanagercalledmeintohisofficetopreviewanewsound-effectspackagewewereconsideringpurchasing.Heclosedthedoorsowewouldn'tbotherpeopleintheouteroffice.Afterlisteningtoafewroutinesoundeffects,westartedplayingaroundwithlowmoans,maniacal〔瘋狂的screams,hysterical〔歇斯底里的laughter,pleadingandgunshots.WhenIfinallyopenedthedoorandpassedthemanager'ssecretary,shelookedupandinquired,Askingforaraiseagain?我在一家之聲工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進(jìn)他的辦公室,讓我預(yù)試一下我們準(zhǔn)備購買的一套新的音響效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門,以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規(guī)的音響效果后,我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟,狂亂的尖叫,歇斯底里的大笑,哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去,從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過時,她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：Fishnet魚網(wǎng)"Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?"

"Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."repliedthelittlegirl.

"你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎,安？"老師發(fā)問道。

"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。"小女孩回答道。不是那樣的It'snotthatA:Isawsevengirlsshareoneumbrellaandnoneofthemgotwet.B:Oh,thatmustbeaverybigumbrella.A:No,itwasn'training.A：我看見7個女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個被淋濕。B：?。磕且欢ㄊ前押艽蟮膫惆?！A：不是,當(dāng)時并沒有下雨。[每日一樂]誰是上帝？Alittlekidaskshisfather,"Daddy,isGodamanorawoman?"一個小孩問他的父親："爸爸,上帝是男人還是女人？""Bothson.Godisboth.""他二者皆是,孩子,上帝二者皆是。"Afterawhilethekidcomesagainandasks,"Daddy,isGodblackorwhite?"過了一會,孩子又問："爸爸,上帝是黑人還是白人？""Bothson,both.""二者皆是,孩子,皆是。"Thechildreturnsafewminuteslaterandsays,"Daddy,isMichaelJacksonGod?"孩子過了一會倒回來說："爸爸,上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？"[每日一樂]男生永遠(yuǎn)不會說的八句話8thingsyou'llneverhearamansay8>Herehoney,youusetheremote.給,親愛的,你來用遙控器吧。7>Youknow,I'dliketoseeheragain,butherbreastsarejusttoobig.你知道,我也愿意再跟她約會,但她的胸部實在太大了！6>Ooh,AntonioBanderasANDBradPitt?That'sonemovieIgottasee!哦！安東尼·巴德拉斯和布拉德·皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5>WhileI'mup,canIgetyouanything?我起身的時候,要幫你〔順手拿點(diǎn)兒什么嗎？4>Sexisn'tthatimportant,sometimesIjustwanttobeheld.性不是那么重要,有時候我只想和你擁抱。3>Aww,forgetMondaynightfootball,let'swatchMelrosePlace.哦！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊,我們來看《飛躍情?！钒?！〔女生超愛的電視連續(xù)劇。2>Hey,letmeholdyourpursewhileyoutrythaton.嘿,你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。1>Wenevertalkanymore.人家再也不跟你說話了啦！No.1AhelpinghandAmanwholivedinablockofapartmentsthoughtitwasrainingandputhisheadoutthewindowtocheck.Ashedidsoaglasseyefellintohishand.Helookeduptoseewhereitcamefromintimetoseeayoungwomanlookingdown."Isthisyours?"heasked.Shesaid,"Yes,couldyoubringitup?"andthemanagreed.Onarrivalshewasprofuseinherthanksandofferedthemanadrink.Asshewasveryattractiveheagreed.Shortlyafterwardsshesaid,"I'mabouttohavedinner.There'splenty.Wouldyouliketojoinme?"Hereadilyacceptedherofferandbothenjoyedalovelymeal.Astheeveningwasdrawingtoaclosetheladysaid,"I'vehadamarvelousevening.Wouldyouliketostaythenight?"Themanhesitatedthensaid,"Doyouactlikethiswitheverymanyoumeet?""No,"shereplied,"Onlythosewhocatchmyeye."No.2APlacetoSleepBythetimeJohnpulledintothelittletown,everyhotelroomwastaken."You'vegottohavearoomsomewhere."hepleaded."Orjustabed--Idon'tcarewhere.""Well,Idohaveadoubleroomwithoneoccupant,"admittedthemanager,"andhemightbegladtosplitthecost.Buttotellyouthetruth,hesnoressoloudlythatpeopleinadjoiningroomshavecomplainedinthepast.I'mnotsureit'dbeworthittoyou.""Noproblem,"thetiredtravelerassuredhim."I'lltakeit."Thenextmorning,Johncamedowntobreakfastbright-eyedandbushy-tailed.Whenaskedabouthowheslept,hereplied,"Neverbetter."Themanagerwasimpressed."Noproblemwiththeotherguysnoring,then?""Nope.Ishuthimupinnotime.""How'dyoumanagethat?""Hewasalreadyinbed,snoringaway,whenIcameintheroom,"Johnsaid."Iwentover,gavehimakissonthecheek,said,'Goodnight,beautiful.'Withthathesatupallnightwatchingme."No.3這些美好不會消逝Thepure.thebright,thebeautiful,一切純潔的,輝煌的,美麗的,Thatstirredourheartsinyouth,強(qiáng)烈地震撼著我們年輕的心靈的,Theimpulsestowordlessprayer,推動著我們做無言的禱告的,Thedreamsofloveandtruth;讓我們夢想著愛與真理的;Thelongingaftersomething‘slost,在失去后為之感到珍惜的,Thespirit‘syearningcry,使靈魂深切地呼喊著的,Thestrivingafterbetterhopes-為了更美好的夢想而奮斗著的-Thesethingscanneverdie.這些美好不會消逝。Thetimidhandstretchedforthtoaid羞怯地伸出援助的手,Abrotherinhisneed,在你的弟兄需要的時候,Akindlywordingrief‘sdarkhour傷慟、困難的時候,一句親切的話Thatprovesafriendindeed;就足以證明朋友的真心；Thepleaformercysoftlybreathed,輕聲地乞求憐憫,Whenjusticethreatensnigh,在審判臨近的時候,Thesorrowofacontriteheart-懊悔的心有一種傷感--Thesethingsshallneverdie.這些美好不會消逝。Letnothingpassforeveryhand在人間傳遞溫情Mustfindsomeworktodo;盡你所能地去做；Losenotachancetowakenlove-別錯失去了喚醒愛的良機(jī)Befirm,andjust,andtrue;為人要堅定,正直,忠誠；Soshallalightthatcannotfade因此上方照耀著你的那道光芒Beamontheefromonhigh.就不會消失。Andangelvoicessaytothee你將聽到天使的聲音在說Thesethingsshallneverdie.這些美好不會消逝。Foxandcock

Onemorningafoxseesacock.He

think,"Thisismybreakfast.''

Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknow

youcansingverywell.Canyousingforme?''The

cockisglad.Hecloseshiseyesandbegins

tosing.Thefoxseesthatandcacheshiminhismouthandcarrieshimaway.

Thepeopleinthefieldseethefox.Theycry,"Look,look!Thefoxiscarryingthecockaway.''Thecocksaystothefox,"MrFox,doyouunderstand?Thepeoplesayyouarecarryingtheircockaway.Tellthemitisyours.Nottheirs.''

Thefoxopenshismouthangsays,"Thecockismine,notyours.''Justthenthecockrunsawayfromthefoxandfliesintothetree.

狐貍和公雞

一天早上,一只狐貍看到了一只公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。

他朝公雞走來,對他說："我知道,你能唱得非常好聽,你能唱給我聽么？"公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐貍看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。

在田地里的人們看到了狐貍。大喊大叫："看,看！狐貍抓住公雞逃走了。"公雞對狐貍說："狐貍先生,你能理解么？人們認(rèn)為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的,不是他們的。"

狐貍張開她的嘴說："公雞是我的,不是你們的。"就在那時,。公雞跑到了樹底下。LadiesandGentlemen,Goodafternoon!I’mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.todaymytopicis"Life".Ihopeyouwilllikeit,

Man’slifeisaprocessofgrowingup,actuallyI’mstandinghereisagrowth.Ifaperson’slifemustconstitutedbyvariouschoices,thenIgrowupalongwiththesechoices.OnceIhopeIcanstudyinacollegeinfuture,howeverthat’spassed,asyouknowIcomehere,nowIwonderwhatthefutureholdsfor<=whatwillhappento>me.

WhenIcometothisschool,Itoldtomyself:thismynearfuture,allstartshere.FollowingIwilllearntobecomeaman,aintegratedman,whohasafinebody,cantakeonimportanttask,hasindependentthought,anopenmind,intensivethought,hastheabilitytojudgerightandwrong,hasaperfectjob.

Oncemyteachersaid:"youarenotsewing,youarestylist;neverforgetwhichyoushouldlayouttopeopleisyourthought,notcraft."Iwillputmypersonalitywithmyinterestandabilityintomystudy,duringtheseprocessIwillcombinelearningwithdoing.IfIcanachievethis"future",IthinkthatIreallygrowup.AndIdeeplybelievekindred,good-fellowshipandlovewillperfectionandhappyinthefuture.

Howtosayfuture?Maybeit’sanicewish.Letsmakeupourminds,sticktoitandsurelywellenjoyourlife.

先生們女士們,大家下午好！我非常榮幸站在這里為你們帶來一段小小的演講,我今天所要講的主題是"生命",我希望你們喜歡。

人們的生活正在逐步的改善著。實際上,我站在這里就正在成長。如果一個人的生命必須面對許多各種各樣的選擇,那么,我會一邊選擇,一邊成長。曾經(jīng)我希望我能在將來在大學(xué)里學(xué)習(xí),不管怎么樣,我考過了,如你所見到的,我現(xiàn)在正站在這夢寐以求的大學(xué)里,可是現(xiàn)在,我更渴望知道我的未來會有什么等著我。

當(dāng)我來到這所學(xué)校的時候,我告訴我自己。我的將來就從這里開始,接下來,我要學(xué)著去成為一個男人,一個？的男人,并有一個健康的身體。能夠勝任重任,能有獨(dú)到的見解,能見識廣泛,能思想深邃,能判斷出對的和錯的,能工作的非常出色。

我的老師曾經(jīng)說過："你不閉塞,你可以自成流派。永遠(yuǎn)不要忘記你所能展示給人們是你的思想,不是你的技術(shù)。"我將把我的人格和我的興趣以及我的能力帶到我的學(xué)習(xí)中去,在這個過程中,我將注重實踐和理論的結(jié)合。如果我能實現(xiàn)我的這個夢想,我想,我那時就真正的長大了,那時我相信我的親情,友情,愛情將會變的十分完美,十分幸福。

你對你的將來怎么看呢？可能那會是一個很美好的愿望。讓我們堅定我們的目標(biāo),為之努力,并真正的享受我們的生命.

希望你滿意！作為一個小主人,我真想成為一名光榮的奧運(yùn)志愿者,可是到了那時,我還太小,不能成為一個真正的志愿者,但是,我依然可以為北京奧運(yùn)會做出自己的貢獻(xiàn)。

Asalittkehost,Ireallywanttobehonorablevolunteerforit,however,Iamstilltooyoungtobearealvolunteer,butIcanstillcontributeforit<accordingasIamable>

首先,作為一個北京市的小市民,我要用我的熱情、我的笑容迎接每一個來自世界各地的外國朋友,展示出我們北京人友好好客的精神風(fēng)貌,讓外國朋友們通過每一張北京人的笑臉感受北京。

First,asacitizenofBeijing,Iwillwelcomeeveryfriendfromallovertheworldwithmyenthusiasmandsmiletoshowusbeijingpeople’sfriendshipandhospitality.Andlettheforeighfriendsknow<feel>Beijingfromthesmileonourface

其次,我要更加努力的學(xué)習(xí)英語,在奧運(yùn)會舉辦期間,能夠用英語和外國朋友們說話、交流,為他們提供我力所能及的幫助,比如：做個小翻譯、幫外國人指路等等,讓外國朋友通過每一個北京人熱情的幫助喜歡北京。

Then/second,IwillstudyEnglishharder.DuringtheOlympicGames,Icancommunicatewiththeforeighfriendsinenglishandserveforthemsuchastobeainterpreterandshowthemtheway,letthemlovebeijingmorefromourenthusiastichelp

再次,我也要學(xué)習(xí)更多的有關(guān)北京、奧運(yùn)的知識,將來可以為外國朋友介紹咱們美麗的北京,以及北京悠久的歷史和燦爛的文化,要讓他們通過和每一個北京人的交流更加了解北京,了解中國。愛愛英語學(xué)習(xí)風(fēng)站

Third,IwilllearnmoreknowadgeaboutBeijingandTheOlympicGamesinordertointroducethebeautifulbeijingtoforeignersanditslonghistoryandsplendorcultureinthefuture.L