欲望城市（性♥爰♥專家凱莉布雷蕭并且勇于發(fā)問）“只有寂寞〃有一天Thereisoneday連紐約最憤世嫉俗的女人都能完成eventhemostcynicalNewYorkwomandreamsof她一生的夢想allherlife.這一定會很棒It'llbefabulous.白色的花白色的桌巾Everythingwhite；whiteflowers,whitetablecloths,還有食物全都是白色的whitefood,W-H-I-T-E,white!她想像她要穿什么Sheimagineswhatshellwear,此起彼落的閃光燈跟干杯聲thephotographers,thetoasts.大家都在慶祝她找到了???Everybodycelebratingthefactthatshefinallyfound...出版商...apublisher.這是她的新書發(fā)表派對It'sherbookreleaseparty.這是非常性感的活動Thisisasexyevent,不要害怕使用各種顏色sodon'tbeafraidtousecolor.我什么都不怕I'mnotafraidofanything.粉紅色好嗎？Howaboutpink??火熱的粉紅色?粉紅色-Hotpink.-Pink.這真的很完美吧？Isn'titperfect?這個派對會非常盛大It'shuge.宴會廳很大書一定會很暢銷Hugespace,hugebook.Yes,andI'llbewithoutaplusone.我會陪你去的rilbeyourplusone.Coffee?他應該說“我們”的Heshouldhavesaid"weusomething.我們要一起去干洗店"We"gotothisdrycleaners.我們可能很快就會分手nWemightbebreakingupsoon.'1我沒告訴沃克我生了孩子Ididn'ttellWalkerIhadababy.?你怎么不說呢？?我找不到機會說-Howcouldyounotmentionit?-Itdidn'tcomeup.如果他問起“你最近生過孩子嗎？”IfWalkerhadaskedmedirectly,"Haveyougivenbirthrecently?11我會說〃這要看你怎么定義最近了”Iwouldhavesaid,“Firstofall,definerecently.'1你必須告訴他Youhavetotellhim.我會說的Iknow.Iwill.我不希望他改變我的生活Ijustdon'twantittochangeeverything.我沒有孩子的話我們會約會IfIdidn'thaveababy,thisisaguyI'dbedating.如果凱莉的男人沒有女朋友IfCarrie'sguydidn'thaveagirlfriend,她會跟他約會thenhe'saguyshe'dbedating,但他有女朋友buthedoes.謝謝你又提起這件事Thanksforbringingthatupagain.在紐約你總是在找InNewYork,theysayyou'realwayslookingfor工作男朋友跟公♥寓♥ajob,aboyfriend,oranapartment.就說你完成了三分之二的夢想So,letssayyouhavetwooutofthree,它們都很棒andthey'refabulous.為什么要讓我們無法擁有的事Whydowelettheonethingwedon'thave影響我們對既有生活的感覺？affecthowwefeelaboutallthethingswedohave?為什么少了另一半Whydoesoneminusaplusone感覺會那么空虛呢？feellikeitaddsuptozero?莎曼珊不需要男人來肯定她Samanthadidn'tneedamantomakeherfeelpositive,但她需要男人定期在她額頭上打♥針♥butshedidneedamantoinjectherforeheadeverysooften.我們會警告病人Weliketowarnourpatients有些人無法適應手術后的改變thatsomepeoplefinditdifficulttoregisteremotion打完針后他們的臉部會毫無表情ontheirfacesaftertheinjections.你會說“我非常生氣”“Iamsoangry."瓊斯小姐很熟悉這項手術MissJonesisfamiliarwiththeprocedure.她是新來的？Newones?像大多數(shù)有權勢的女人一樣Likemosthigh-poweredwomen,莎曼珊可以應付工作壓力Samanthacouldhandlethestressofherjob；卻受不了皺紋butnotthestresslines.在打肉毒桿菌前BeforewedotheBotox,你想做化學脫皮術嗎？haveyouthoughtaboutafresheningchemicalpeel?只需要花十五分鐘Ittakes15minutes,它會讓你看起來年輕十到二十歲anditcanmakeyoulooktento20yearsyounger.十五分鐘后15minuteslater,莎曼珊真的…Samanthaseemedtohaveitall...脫皮了...peeledoff.有些時候女人能夠享受寂寞Therearetimeswhenawomanrelishesbeingalone.我的天啊Oh,myGod!通常是因為Andthosearethetimes你遇見了你不想見到的人youusuallyrunintosomeoneyoudon'twannasee.我就遇到了伊妮德Inmycase,itwasEnidFrick,時尚雜♥志♥的編輯也是一個人myeditoratVogue,alsoalone.凱莉Carrie.伊妮德你好Oh,Enid.Hi.?你好嗎？■我很好-How...Howareyou?-Good.Good.你跟別人有約嗎？Areyoumeetingsomeone?不我只是來吃飯No,I'mjustgrabbingaquickbite.你要不要…Well,um,wouldyouliketo...不我怕打擾你工作Oh,no,notifyou'reworking.沒事的我只是在看書Oh,no,it'sfine.Iwasjustreading.，，哈嘍”Hello!你好Hi.我是指你…-"Hello!"iswhatyouare...-Oh!看的雜♥志♥Reading.你真的要和我一起吃飯？So,doyoureallywantcompany?當然我已經(jīng)點菜了Sure.Ijustordered.這樣子我才能報帳I...IguessthiswayIcanexpenseit.對Right.沙拉才吃完一半我們就聊完了EnidandIranoutofVoguestufftotalkabout時尚雜♥志♥的話題midwaythroughoursalads.你住在附近嗎？Doyouliveintheneighborhood?不No.但跟我男朋友住在附近ButthemanI'mseeingdoes.你交了男朋友Oh.So,there*saman.沒錯我交了男朋友Yes.Thereisaman.那真是太棒了Well,that'sgreat.Youhaveawildly你的事業(yè)成功又有男朋友successfulcareerandarelationship.我很擔心女人無法兼顧Iwasworried,we,youknow,women,事業(yè)跟愛情onlygetoneortheother,但你做到了butyouhaveitall.伊妮德你得給我一些靈感Enid,yougottagivemesomethinghere.我真的是腸枯思竭了I'mworkingmyassoff.好吧Alright.說到雜♥志♥的專欄我是個好題材.??Tospeakinmagazinecopy,yes,Ihaveitall...我住東區(qū)ontheEastSide.他在西區(qū)還有一個情人HehassomeoneelseontheWestSide.中♥央♥公園是緩沖區(qū)Luckily,theparkprovidesabuffer.你接受這種事？So.??You'reokaywiththat?對我沒有時間照顧男人Yes.Idon'thavetimeforafull-timeman.我的工作很忙Ihaveafull-timejob.那就是重點That'sthekeytohavingitall.別期待Stopexpectingittolooklike爰情會像你想像的那樣whatyouthoughtitwasgoingtolooklike.愛情跟男女關系就是那么一回事That'strueofthefalllines,andit'strueofrelationships.伊妮德的至理名言讓她獲邀參加我的派對HerlittletipearnedEnidoneinvitationtomyparty.那晚夏洛特讓她的完美情人占有了她Thatnight,Charlotteletherperfectplusonehaveitall.她甚至讓他在她的完美公♥寓♥里過夜Sheevenlethimstaythenightinherperfectpre-warapartment.是曼賈我訂了早餐Oh,yeah,that'sMangia,Iorderedbreakfast.你真的是太體貼了You'retoogoodtobetrue.不幸的是…Unfortunately...送上門來的不是夏洛特訂好的早餐Charlottewasabouttogetmuchmorethansheordered.有人在家嗎？Isanybodyhome?我在家Yes.Iam.你好夏洛特Oh,well,hello；Charlotte.邦妮你來這里做什么？Bunny,whatareyoudoinghere?問題是你在做什么？Thequestionis,whatareyoudoinghere?管理委員會告訴我一些事I'mhearingthingsfromtheco-opboard.他們在監(jiān)視我？They*respyingonme?柯利爾太太說你白天時在走廊上Mrs.Colliersawyoukissingamalecallerinthehall吻了一個男人inthemiddleoftheday.我相信接吻應該不犯法Ibelievethatkissingisallowed.皮爾斯太太說有個男人AndMrs.Piercesaidagentleman,我們猜應該是同一人誰知道呢weassumeitwasthesameone,butwhoknows,他昨晚跟你一起回家camehomewithyoulastnight.根據(jù)門房♥的說法他還沒有離開Andaccordingtothedoorman,hehasnftleftyet.我在我的公♥寓♥里怎么過生活…WhatIdowithmylife,inmyapartmentis...這就是問題所在了親愛的That'sthething,dear.這不是你的公♥寓♥It'snotyourapartment.崔把這間公♥寓♥給了我Treygavemethisapartment.這由不得他決定It'snotTrey'stogive.這間公♥寓♥是麥克道格家的財產(chǎn)AndthisapartmentremainsintheMacDougalname.至于你夏洛特約克你不是麥克道格家的人Whereasyou,CharlotteYork...donot.這是個難題更嚴重的是So,yousee,it'sratherastickysubject,事實上你仍是有夫之婦madestickierbythefactthatyou'restillmarried.你結婚了？You'remarried?我沒有結婚我分居了I'mnotmarried.Tmseparated.你忘了穿褲子嗎？Aren'tyoumissingapairoftrousers??你必須離開?別推我-You...Youhavetogo.-Don'tyouhustlemeout,younglady.這是香奈兒的套裝ThisisChanel.夏洛特發(fā)現(xiàn)當她的男伴Charlottediscoveredthataplusone,撞見了她的前婆婆那表示一場大災難要發(fā)生了plusoneex-mother-in-lawequalsdisaster.同時我打算成為派對的焦點人物Meanwhile,Iwasmanningpartycentral.?你好?安東尼是我的男伴-Hello.-Anthonyisgoingtobemydatetotheparty.你的完美情人怎么了？Whathappenedtothisperfectplusoneweallhadtomeet?我不想談Idon'twannatalkaboutit.親愛的…Well,sweetie,whatha...我有電♥話♥進來你等我一下Thatsmycallwaiting,canyouhangonasec?不行No,Icanrt.鎖匠來了邦妮她回來了That'sthelocksmith.Bunny'sback.你好Ooh.Hello.我在你的賓客名單上吧？So,I'mdefinitelyonthelist,correct?當然Ofcourseyou'reonthelist.很好我要帶我男朋友去Good,'causeI'mbringingmyboyfriend.我聽說了Yes,I'veheard.我不希望當無名小卒Idon'twanttoseemlikeanobody,現(xiàn)在我有伴了nowthatIhaveasomebody.沒關系你沒伴的時候就是無名小卒嗎？Oh,soit'sokaytobeanobodywhenyouhavenobody?很顯然“沒有人愛你你就是無名小卒”Apparently,'you?enobodytillsomebodylovesyou."我以前很喜歡那首歌♥IcanrtbelieveIusedtolikethatsong.那像是我們的國歌♥It'stheco-dependentnationalanthem.有人妒忌了Oh,methinkssomeone'salittlejelly.我很懷念你當我男伴的時光Well,Ijustmisshavingyouasmyplusone.男同性戀是單身女郎最好的保護網(wǎng)Youknow,thegayguyisthesinglegal'ssafetynet.連夏洛特都有男同性戀男伴EvenCharlottehasagayplusone.這是我很重要的一晚Andthisismybignight.她的爛朋友安東尼也會去？Herlittleboy-bitchAnthonyiscoming?對他是派對的負責人Yes,he'scoming.Hestyledtheevent.我很高興他帶女伴參加派對Well,good,Tmgladhellbethere.因為我?guī)У氖悄邪锽ecausehe'sbringingawomanandIhaveitall.我有電♥話♥進來Oh,andIhaveacall.今晚見Seeyoutonight.再見Okay,ciao.你好Hello!親愛的我做了一個小手術Honey,I'vehadalittlesomethingdone.已經(jīng)沒有昨天糟糕了但是…Andit'snotasbadasyesterday,but...我看起來好多了I'velookedbetter.我想我不該去參加派對Uh...TmnotsureIshouldgototheparty.你非去不可Youhavetocome.你是我的宣傳因為你You'remypublicist.Andthankstoyou,有八千人會到場there'sgoingtobe8,000peoplethere.我希望我的朋友能在場支持我Iwouldliketoseeatleastonefamiliarface.那個…莎曼珊Well...Samantha,我需要你我無法應付媒體Ineedyou,Ican'ttalktothepress.我沒辦法讓大家保持清醒Ican'tkeepeveryonestraight.你說過你會陪我的And...yousaidyouwouldbymyplusone.好吧Oh,alright.別擔心我會出席的Don'tworryaboutathing.I'llbethere.太好了謝謝你Okay,thankyou.這派對將會非常精彩并且在以后成為大家討論的話題Thepartywasoneofthoseamazingeventsthatwoulddefinitelyenduponpagesix.事實上我的派對Thefactthatitwasmyparty,有漂亮的小蛋糕wasjusticingonthebeautifullittlecakes還有漂亮的服務生穿梭其中thatwerebeingpassedaroundbybeautifullittlewaiters.凱莉布雷蕭看這邊再來一張CarrieBradshaw,righthere!Carrie,onemore!太棒了凱莉看這邊Oh,that'sgreat!Carrie,righthere!好的謝謝你Alright,gentleman,thankyou.天啊凱莉Oh,myGod,Carrie!再來一張布雷蕭女士Onemore,onemore,Ms.Bradshaw!?你能相信嗎？-如果派對-Canyoubelievethis?-Isitabadthing搶走了書的風頭那是件壞事嗎？ifthepartyisbetterthanthebook?我一直在拒絕每一個人■I'vebeenturningpeopleaway.-Oh...這里沒有異性戀男人Notthestraightmen,ofcourse.你看到莎曼珊了嗎？Hey,haveyouseenSamantha?“浮華世界〃沒有位子-Oh,no.-VanityFairdoesn'thaveatable.那不是你的問題好好玩吧-Oh!-Notyourproblem.Enjoy.大帥哥Ooh,cuteguy.?謝謝你凱莉■你好Thankyou,Carrie.-Hey.你好凱莉我是〃紐約客”的哈洛德奇南-Hello,Carrie.I'mHaroldKeenanofTheNewYorker.-Oh...我一直都很注意你AndI'vebeenfollowingyourcareer.恭喜你-Oh.-Letmejustsaycongratulations.?謝謝????凱莉-Thankyou...Carrie.我在這里I'mhere!你看起來棒呆了Youlookamazing!“紐約客'的哈洛德奇南這位是莎曼珊瓊斯HaroldKeenanfromTheNewYorker,thisisSamanthaJones.我的宣傳你在做什么？Beekeeper.Whatareyoudoin'underthere?快跟他說話讓他看看你的臉Talktotheman.Lethimseeyourface.凱莉Carrie!我的另一半Thereshewas,myplusone.脫了一層皮Minusonelayerofskin.?誰會來參加派對？?每個人都會來?Who'scoming?-Everyone.這真的是太瘋狂了Okay,thisiscuckoo.賓客名單Guestlist!當你的事業(yè)一飛沖天時Whenyourcareerisgoingbetterthanever,能不被沖昏頭腦真的很難it'shardnottogetabighead.同時米蘭達開始上班了Meanwhile,Mirandawasbackattheoffice她很高興自己能恢復上班andshewaspoliticallyincorrectlyhappytobethere.沃克路易斯打電♥話♥找你IhaveWalkerLouiscalling.我接riltakethat.米蘭達跟沃克在她生孩子前有過很激烈的一♥夜&hearts「IW♥MirandaandWalkerhadsharedonenightofgreatsexB.C,"BeforeChild."我很高興我沒有等你打電♥話♥給我I'msogladIwasn'twaitingforyourcall.我很高興你記得我I'msogladyourememberme.我記得你Oh,Irememberyou.我也記得你Oh,Irememberyoutoo.我記得你裸體的樣子Irememberyounaked.你好嗎？So,howyoubeen?有什么新消息嗎？What*snewwithyou?老樣子你呢？Nothingmuch.Howaboutyou?我希望再跟你約會Iwashopingtotakeyouonaverybelatedseconddate.星期四可以嗎？HowaboutThursday?她邀請他參加新書發(fā)表派對你好我做了化學脫皮術Hi,I'vehadachemicalpeel.我是凱莉的宣傳I'mCarrie'spublicist.你不能把化學脫皮術Couldyouatleastseparatethetwothoughts,跟凱莉的宣傳分開來說嗎？chemicalpeel,Carrie'spublicist?你為什么要這么做？Whydidyoudothis?我被醫(yī)生強迫推銷-Itwasanimpulsepurchase.-No,no.你被強迫推銷時只能買♥♥口香糖這要比買♥♥口香糖嚴重多了Gumisanimpulsepurchase.Thisismorethangum.我希望在派對上表現(xiàn)出最迷人的一面Iwantedtobesuperfreshfortheparty.你看起來跟生腌牛肉差不多Well,youare.Youlooklikebeefcarpaccio.?快把面紗放下-不-Veildown,Ithink.-No!你應該知道有多少晚宴-Yeah.-IfyouknewhowmanydinnerpartiesI'vesatthrough我都是戴著面紗出席acrossfromoneofthese.你能吃東西嗎？Andyouwereabletoeat?凱莉我做了化學脫皮術Carrie,Tmentitledtoachemicalpeel.等一下那頂帽子很漂亮Wait!Wait!No,no,no.Thehatwasgood.女人不應該隱瞞Womenshouldn'thavetohideintheshadows因為她們應社會的要求becausethey'vehadcosmeticsurgery,做的整容手術whichsocietynearlydemandsofthem.先遮一下到別的地方說吧Weararibbonandmakethatpoliticalstatementelsewhere.這是我的派對你嚇壞了客人Thisismypartyandyou'rescaringpeople.-凱莉-你好Carrie!-Oh,hi.我做了化學脫皮術I'vehadachemicalpeel.她勇于承認事實Andshe'snotafraidtosayit.我隆鼻時在家里待了一個月WhenIhadmynosejob,Istayedinforamonth.對不起Oh,excuseus.我們得去找夏洛特跟她的小朋友WehavetogofindCharlotteandhertinylittlefriend.我們認識彼此Wewerejustgettingtoknoweachother.我一定要告訴他Iwasplanningontellinghim.夏洛特用蒂芬妮的盒子把它包好Char,youcanwrapitupinaTiffanybowallyoulike.除非你想先上♥床♥Thepointisyouwantedtogetlaidfirst.?夏洛特你好?史丹佛還記得安東尼嗎？-Charlotte,hello.-Hi,Stanford.YourememberAnthony?安東尼…當然記得Anthony...Oh,oh,ofcourse.你想幫我們做服裝秀Youtriedtofixusupatthefashionshow.我不知道你也會來Ididn'tknowhe'dbehere.他是我的男朋友馬可斯Um,thisis,um,Marcus,myboyfriend.是嗎你們在一起多久了？Really?Howlongyoutwobeengoingtogether?四個月-Fourmonths.Hm...已經(jīng)四個月了祝你好運Fourwholemonths.Goodlucktoyou.我們不需要好運我們彼此相爰Wedon'tneedluck.We*reinlove.蝦Shrimp!對某些人來說擁有還是不夠的Forsomepeople,havingitallisnotenough.他們需要看到別人的嫉妒Theyneedsomeonewhomissedoutonitalltobejealous.我們要在漢普頓買♥♥♥房♥♥子We'regettingahouseintheHamptons.該死的蝦Thisfriggin'coconutshrimp!你對它們的尾巴做了什么事？Whatdoyoudowiththetails?蝦先生Mr.Shrimpy!他的老二很大Andhehasalargepenis!漢普頓的哪個地方？WhereintheHamptons?目前為止我的王牌還沒出現(xiàn).…Fromapairofqueenstoahandstillnotshown...也許我們該到人比較少的地方MaybeyouandIshouldgosomewherealittlelesscrowded.像是…Like,um...曼哈頓的某個地方AnywhereinManhattan?你家呢？Yourapartment?沒問題Yes.但…我要先告訴你一件事But,um...firstIhavetotellyousomething.你有別人了Ah,there*ssomeoneelse.可以那么說Huh,sortof.我生了一個孩子Ihadababy.但我還是可以做♥愛♥ButI'mstillallowedtohavesex.是???我的孩子嗎？Isit,uh...mine?不No!No!他爸爸是我的朋友我們不小心上了床Theguy*safriendwhoIaccidentallysleptwith.我不是喜歡孩子的人I'mnotgoodwithkids.我也是NeitheramI.如果以后我們還在一起Look,monthsfromnow,ifwe*restilltogether,我們會想出解決的方法wellfigurethisout.Butfornow,現(xiàn)在只要想著你跟我我還是跟以前一樣it'sjustusand,um,I'mstillthesameperson.所以讓我們瘋狂地做♥爰♥吧So,letsgoscrewourbrainsout.我覺得好奇怪Oh,thatfeelsamazing.■你確定我們不會吵醒他？-他沒事-Yousurewewon'twakehim?-He'sfine.他沒事別管他He'sfine.Forgetabouthim.米蘭達想證明她還是能做♥愛♥Mirandawastryingtoproveshecouldstilldoitall.她把男人帶回有孩子的家里想要跟他做♥爰♥達到高♥潮♥Bringhomethebacon,bringhomethebaby,andbringhomeanorgasm.沃克別停Oh,Walker.Don'tstop.媽媽來了Mommy'scoming!Mommy'scoming!我想我做不到Idon'tthinkIcandothis.我說過我不喜歡孩子Itoldya,Ifmnotababyguy.讓我先來好嗎？Couldn'tIjustpleasecomefirst?現(xiàn)在你卻不哭了Oh,sonowyoustopcrying.好了只剩下我們了So,hereweare,huh?我辦派對的那晚Thenightofmybigparty,米蘭達終于跟現(xiàn)實妥協(xié)Mirandafinallygaveintoherlittleparty,她不再是以前那個米蘭達becauseshewasn'tthesameperson.她有伴了Shewasplusone.書？So,abook?現(xiàn)在還有人看書嗎？Abook.Doesanybodyreadbooksanymore?看書的風潮再度流行Well,actually,Ithinkbooksarecomingback.你可以在公車廠'♥告♥上看到我Youcanquotemeonthesideofabusifyouwant.“看書的風潮再度流行〃艾賽克米茲拉希"Booksareback."IsaacMizrahi.■我會記住的?來找我-Okay,Filrememberthat.-Alright.Meetme.派對很棒恭喜你Bye.-Perfectparty,Carrie,congratulations.值得你趕到城里來？Worthcomingdowntownfor?是或不是？Wasthatayesorano?是最后一件Lastone.謝謝你Thankyou.我環(huán)顧四周心想誰需要伴呢？AsIlookedaroundIthought,whoneedsadate?我可以自己拿蛋糕把它吃掉Icanhavemycakeandeatit,too.突然間…Thensuddenly...他來了比我印象中還可愛Therehewas,lookingcuterthanIremembered.并且他沒帶女朋友來Andminusonegirlfriend.今晚的女主角你真的很難找Hey,ladyofthehour.You'rehardtogetto.裝點心的盤子也一樣Soisthedesserttraywhenit*syourparty.比較起我的新書發(fā)表派對Uh,justasapointofreference,我只是你帳單上的小零頭mybookpartycouldfitinacoatcheckofyourbookparty.我只請了跟我認識的四百個人400ofmyclosestacquaintances.你看起來很漂亮Youlookgreat.我還以為你不會來So,Ithoughtyoucouldn'tmakeit.我必須來跟你說聲恭喜Well,Ihadtocomeby,saycongratulations.-謝謝你趕過來柏格■是-Thanksforcoming,Berger.-Yeah.好吧Allright,uh...祝你的書大賣♥♥Goodluckwiththebookand...也祝你一切順心andeverything.你也一樣You,too.他就是讓你心動的男人嗎？-Excuseme.-Hey!Wasthatthesparkguy?沒錯-Yesitwas.-Mm.杰克柏格只有他一個人來JackBerger,allbyhislonesome.他真的很可愛Wellheisawfullycute.是嗎？我又忘了Ishe?Iforgotagain.他會來這里一定是因為他也有感覺He'sobviouslyherebecausehefeltsomething,too.你能在計程車里提前打電♥話♥告訴我這件事嗎？Canyoucallmefromacabandtellmethat?我愛你但你的臉…Iloveyoubutyourface...我知道Oh,Iknow.服務生不準我接近餐臺Thecatererjustshooedmeawayfromthebuffet.你不介意我先告退吧？DoyoumindifIgohome?我還以為你不想回家了Ithoughtyou'dneverask.謝謝你趕過來Thankyouforbeinghere.親爰的我可是為了你才愿意這樣公開露面Honey,Iwouldn'thavegoneoutinpubliclikethisforanyonebutyou.我知道我必須忍♥受這一點IknowandIhavetolivewiththat.再見Bye.再見Bye.我也該走了我的男伴為了端蝦的服務生拋棄我Imightgo,too,myplusonedumpedmeforashrimpwaiter.我也想離開但我非留下來不可Mm,rdlovetoleave,butIhavetostay.我像是派對里-Hm.-Tmliketheicesculpture一定要有的冰雕theparty'ssupposedtohappenaround.我也該忘了他對吧？Ihadtolethimgo,correct?我希望他一開始就告訴我Ijustwishhetoldmerightupfront.有些事人們就是不愿意承認Thethingis,there'ssomethingspeopledon*tadmit因為他們不喜歡那些事引發(fā)的氣氛比如…becausetheyjustdon'tlikethewayitsounds,like...“我離婚了""I'mgettingdivorced."我很寂寞I'mlonely.真的Iam.寂寞是可以了解的Thelonelinessispalpable.凱莉你沒告訴我你邀請了克利夫Carrie,youdidn'ttellmeyouinvitedCliff??哪個克利夫？-我的克利夫-Cliffwho?-Cliff!Cliff!MyCliff.?他跟她一起來?就是他？-Andhe'swithher!That'shim?熱門體育的克利夫布利根？CliffBraginfromPrimeTimeSports?別大聲嚷嚷Don'tmakeascene!這里是她的地盤Thisishersideoftown?我們在休斯頓街以南We'rebelowHouston.東區(qū)西區(qū)誰知道這里是哪里？Eastside,westside,whothehellknowsdownhere?我好生氣Iamsoangry.結果證明連最理智的女人Asitturnsout,eventhemosttogether-woman遇到愛情也無法保持理智can'tkeepittogetherwhenitcomestolove...-她是誰？-我的角色模版-Whowasthat?-Myrolemodel.在心里我們?nèi)允怯醒腥獾娜薆ecausejustbelowthesurface,we'reallrawandexposed.再見Bye.這個派對是為誰辦的？Well,so,whatwasthepartyfor?為我辦的我要出書了Um,me.Ihaveabookcomingout.你寫了一本書？Youwroteabook?那只是收集了我的…Well,it'sjustacollectionofmy...對我寫了一本書Yes,Iwroteabook.太棒了恭喜你That'samazing!Congratulations!謝謝Thankyou.這真的很棒Itwaskindofamazing.但為什么需要陌生人來提醒我？WhydidIneedastrangertoremindmeofthat?你要到哪里去？So,wherecanItakeyou?我要回家就在73街跟…Oh,home.73rdand...不我們得好好慶祝一下Oh,no,no,no.Wehavetocelebratethis.我想告訴他Oh,canItellhim?Iwannatellhim.?不我不想…-她寫了一本書-Oh,no,Idon'tthink...-Shewroteabook!不會吧？恭喜你Oh,nokiddingcongratulations.Gonnabeinthebookstores?書快要上市了？■對-andeverything?-Yep,yep.真不錯真的是那樣的話That'sgreat.Hey,well,ifthat'sthecasethentonight...熱狗算我請客thehotdogsareonme.不你不必…Oh,no,youdon'thavetopayfor...我堅持No.Dogsareonme.Iinsist.?謝謝你-謝謝-Thankyou.-Thanks.祝你有個愉快的周末Sure,haveaniceweekend.-Thankyou.我只想到誰需要柏格呢？AllIcouldthinkwas,whoneedsa"Berger"你可以用七毛五分錢甚至免費買♥♥到好吃的熱狗whenyoucangetafabuloushotdogforseventy-fivecents,orfree?謝謝Thanks.但或許有些事的發(fā)生是想告訴你那個人真的存在Thenagain,maybethereissomethingtoknowingthey'reoutthere.Sheinvitedhimtobeherplusoneatthebookparty她知道她可以拋開拖油瓶sincesheknewshe'dbeconvenientlyminusone.梅格答應當保姆Magdahadalreadyagreedtobabysit.同時夏洛特在跟她的完美男人交往賈斯汀安德森三世Meanwhile,CharlottewasJustinAndersonthethird.謝謝你請我吃午餐Well,thanksforanotherlovelylunch,又陪我走回家andforwalkingmehome.這是我的榮幸Mypleasure.賈斯汀出現(xiàn)得正是時候Justinwasjustintime,夏洛特終于準備好becauseCharlottewasfinallyready接受一段新關系foranewrelationship.午安柯利爾太太Goodafternoon,Mrs.Collier.是的確是Yes,itcertainlywas.她真的很友善Andshe'soneofthefriendlyones.我該回去上班了Ithinkrdbettergetbacktowork.好吧Okay.-再見一再見-Bye.-Bye.我也跟我的出版商展開了一段新關系Iwasinanewrelationship,too,withmypublisher.好的再見Mm-hmm,okay,bye-bye.我很期待這個派對Iamsofreakingexcitedaboutthisparty!說真的凱莉我們很受注目Seriously,Carrie,wearesogolden.大家都想來參加新書發(fā)表派對Peopleactuallywanttocometothisbookparty.康泰納仕旗下所有人都想來AllofCondeNastiscoming,包括GQ有些編輯是異性戀includingGQ,whichhasactualstraightmen.你們一定很佩服我我想說的就是這些Someonebetterkissmeatthisthing.That'sallIgottasay.重點不是賣♥♥書So,it'snotaboutsellingbooks.而是幫自己找男朋友It'saboutfindingyouaboyfriend.柯特妮…Hey,Courtney...Oh!抱歉我不知道你辦公室里有人Ididn'tknowyouhadsomebodyinhere.Tmsorry.杰克你在做什么？Oh.Jack,whatareyoudoinghere?我來借用影印機UsingtheXeroxmachine.第二本書寫完了？Youfinishyoursecondbook?不是我的自殺字條No,mysuicidenote.你要“快來約我”卡片嗎？Wouldyoulikea"SavetheDate"card?謝謝你Please.你們認識？Youknoweachother?不-No.-No.凱莉布雷蕭Oh,CarrieBradshaw.她的新書這星期上市Herbookofessayscomesoutthisweek.真的太棒了Oh,veryexciting.杰克柏格我們?nèi)ツ瓿霭孢^他的第一本書JackBerger.Wepublishedhisfirstbooklastyear.你姓柏格？AndyournameisBerger?她從來沒聽說過我Neverheardofme.我覺得你們的宣傳部有問題Whatdoesthatsayaboutyourpublicitydepartment?我不是你的主力讀者Notyourprimarymarket.沒錯因為她不是你們的一分子Right,becauseshe'snotinmyimmediatefamily.杰克出版了針對男人設計的漫畫小說Jackwroteahilariouscomicnovelthatspeakstomen就像你的女性專欄一樣thesamewayyourcolumnspeakstowomen.只不過男人不會買♥♥漫畫小說Yeah,exceptmendon'tbuyhilariouscomicnovels.那是一大缺點Thatstheflawintheplan.?你的書呢？?賣♥♥掉了一半-What'syourbook?-"Half-off."現(xiàn)在是這么說的賣♥♥掉了一半That'swhatit'scallednow.Itsjusthalf-off.有時候在第六大道的卡片攤上可以用七毛五分錢買♥♥到Sometimesit's75centsonacardtableonSixthAvenue.-就放在線香旁邊-沒錯-Nexttotheincense.-Exactly.你們應該談一談Youknow,youtwoshouldtalk,因為他是過來人他很了解這些because,youknow,heknowsthewholedeal,派對簽名會以及巡回演說的事theparty,thesignings,thereading,thetour.幾分鐘后Minuteslater,杰克柏格跟我一起坐著吃速食JackBergerandIsloweddownforalittlefastfood.我不是想喂它們我只想打它們I'mnotsomuchfeedingthemasI'mhittingthem.看得出來Yes,Iseethat.男人是在壓抑憤怒“Didthemanhavealittlerepressedanger?或是他不喜歡鴿子呢？女人一直都很好奇Ordidhejustdislikepigeons?"Thewomanwondered.女人一直都受困于〃壓抑”這個字眼Thewomanistrippingovertheterm"repressed."我一點都不難過I'mnotreallybitter.我只是在試穿它I'mjusttryingitonforsize.我想它很適合Ithinkitfits.真的嗎？胯下有點緊Yeah.It'salittletightinthecrotch.你跟我說‘胯下”嗎？我們才剛剛認識You'resaying"crotch"tome?Wejustmet.袖子太長了嗎？Longinthesleeve?-看起來不會-看吧一定是胯下的問題-Notasfunny.-Seethat,Ithadtobe"crotch.”草莓奶昔好喝嗎？How*sthatstrawberryshake?非常好喝謝謝你It'sverytasty,thankyou.我不敢相信你點了草莓奶昔Ican'tbelievethatyouorderedstrawberry.過了十一歲后誰會喝草莓奶昔？Whoordersstrawberryaftertheageof11?你該多多學習了解女人Youhavesomuchtolearnaboutwomen.有些讀者是那么說的Yeah,thatswhatafewreviewerssaid.接下來呢？你還能陪我多久？Allright,what'snext?HowlongdoIhaveyoufor?我不知道你今天還要做別的事嗎？Well,Idon'tknow.Whatelseisonyouragenda?我要去拿送洗的衣服Igottapickupsomedrycleaning.你覺得跟我一起去會有點奇怪嗎？Woulditbeweirdforyoutocomewithmetopickupsomedrycleaning?你要我去幫你拿衣服才叫做怪怪的No.Itwouldbeweirdforyoutosendme.街角有家餐廳不錯適合全家人去It'saniceplace.Itsrightaroundthecorner.Familyjoint.他們還有算盤Theyhaveanactualabacus.我們的第一次會面非常美好Wewerehavingoneofthosegreatfirstdates真正的約會是不會發(fā)生這種事的you