第第頁趣味英語手抄報(bào)簡單又漂亮趣味英語小故事

Thewidowtakesalookatherdeardepartedonerightbeforethefuneraland,toherhorror,findsthathe'sinhisbrownsuit.She'dspecificallysaidtotheundertakerthatshewantedhimburiedinhisbluesuit;she'dbroughtitespeciallyforthatoccasion,andshewasangythatthemorticianlefthiminthesamebrownsuithe'dbeenwearingwhenthelightningbolthithim.

Shedemandedthatthecorpsebechangedintothebluesuitshe'dbroughtespeciallyforthatpurpose.Theundertakersaid,"Butmadam!It'sonlyaminuteortwountilthefuneralisscheduledtobegin!Wecan'tpossiblytakehimoutandgethimchangedinthatamountoftime."

Theladysaid,"Who'spayingforthis?"

Seeingthelogictothisargument,averyreluctantmorticianwheeledthecoffinout,butthenwheeleditrightbackinamomentlater.Miraculously,thecorpsewasinabluesuit.

Aftertheceremony,awell-satisfiedwidowcomplimentedtheundertakeronthesmoothandspeedyservice.Sheespeciallywantedtoknowhowhe'dbeenabletogetherhusbandintoabluesuitsofast.

Thefuneraldirectorsaid,"Oh,itwaseasy.Ithappensthattherewasanotherbodyinthebackandhewasalreadydressedinabluesuit.Allwehadtodowasswitchheads!"

如此迅速

葬禮前，寡婦看了一眼她親愛的丈夫。她驚恐地發(fā)現(xiàn)，丈夫穿著他棕色的西裝。她事先特地要求穿壽衣的人給他穿上藍(lán)色的西裝。那是她特意為他做的。但令她驚奇的是，穿壽衣的人仍然給他穿著他被雷電擊中時(shí)穿的棕色西裝。

她要求將遺體換成她特地準(zhǔn)備的藍(lán)色西裝。穿壽衣的人說："可是女士，只有一二分鐘的時(shí)間，葬禮就要開始了。我償不可能在這一二分鐘的時(shí)間內(nèi)將他弄出來換衣服。"

這位女士說，"你們還想不想要錢？"

明白了這女士的意思，穿壽衣的人很勉強(qiáng)地轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)輪子將棺材升了起來。很快，棺材就滑了回來。真神奇，遺體已經(jīng)換成了蘭色的西裝。

遺體告別儀式后，那位稱心如意的寡婦稱贊穿壽衣的人快速而圓滿地完成了任務(wù)。她特別想知道，他怎么這么快就將她丈夫換成了蘭色西裝。

負(fù)責(zé)葬禮的人說，“噢，那很容易。碰巧在后面有個(gè)遺體穿著蘭色西裝。我們只是換了一下頭而已?！?/p>