1、最新 料推薦72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板： (walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My

2、 son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板： Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didnt steal it? (lady hitshim in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh,so if I cant have it, no one. (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I ho

3、pe he throws all yourretirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the.? This wellis full of money! Dont worry little fellas, Ill save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh,its no use. Me poop decks too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my w

4、ishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板： Noo! (jumps at the coin) Ill save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think youre doing?Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板： And then what?

5、Harold: And.thats it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: Its fun!蟹老板： You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? Thats the greatest gag ever.Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)章魚哥：Spongebob, why arent those patties ready?海綿寶寶 ： You cant rush perfection.章魚哥：Im

6、 not rushing perfection. Im rushing you.海綿寶寶 ： (laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章魚哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least Im not digging ditches.蟹老板： (enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks t

7、he spot of the Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well.海綿寶寶 ： A wishing well, here? Wow!章魚哥：Dont you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?蟹老板： Oh, Squidward, dont you believe in magic?海綿寶寶 ： Yeah, Squidward, dont you believe in magic? (walks off)章魚哥：No, I dont, and neither does Mr Krabs.海綿寶寶 ： Well,

8、 I do. This wells gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) Whats the first thing youre gonna wish for?章魚哥： To be far away from you as possible. Cmon, Spongebob, this holes not gonna dig itself.Im certainly not gonna do it.海綿寶寶 ： Squidward, arent you excited? This is really gonna help p

9、eople.Music: Down The WellTake a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, ( 章魚哥：Hey!)1最新 料推薦You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your lifes come apart at the scenesAnd you

10、ve given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighinNo more pain and no more cryin,When you throw all your dreams down the well海綿寶寶 ： (puts an open sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?章魚哥：That was the worst song

11、 I ever heard. But at least this stupid wells finished.蟹老板： Its beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? Thats the smell of money.海綿寶寶 ： You mean magic, dont ya?章魚哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板： All right, Squidward, you can

12、go back to the register.章魚哥：As long as theres no singing.海綿寶寶 ： And Ive got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板： Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. Its kind of a promotion.Sorta.海綿寶寶 ：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go d

13、own in the well?蟹老板： To collect the money!海綿寶寶 ： How long do I have to stay down here?蟹老板： See ya in 8 hours.海綿寶寶 ：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. Thatd make me ha

14、ppier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海綿寶寶 ： Our very first wish! I cant wait till it comes. (another coin hitsSpongebob in thehead)派大星： I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies

15、, like the vermin they are!海綿寶寶 ： Gosh. (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin momma. (Spongebob gasps.Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海綿寶寶 ： Hey!派大星： Oh my gosh. Who

16、said that?海綿寶寶 ： Patrick!派大星： How do you know my name?海綿寶寶 ： Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星： Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wishSpongebob werehere to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)2最新 料推薦海綿寶寶 ： Patr

17、ick.派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海綿寶寶 ： Patrick, youre suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星：But I got my wish.海綿寶寶 ： Well, weve got 6? hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, youre it.海綿寶寶 ： (pokes Patrick)

18、Tag, youre it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, youre it.海綿寶寶 ： (pokes Patrick) Tag, youre it. (day turns into night)派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, youre it.海綿寶寶 ： (pokes Patrick) Tag, youre it.派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, youre it.海綿寶寶 ： (pokes Patrick) Tag, youre it.蟹老板： Spongebob, what kind of haul did you ge

19、t?海綿寶寶 ： I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a pennyfrom Plankton. (Patrick smiles big) .and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星：And they fell on my head.蟹老板： Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up themoney.

20、(sends the bucket down)海綿寶寶 ：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyones wish come true, yet?蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But Im sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyoneswishes will come true.海綿寶寶 ： Really?蟹老板： Yeah, sure, whatever.海綿寶寶 ： Can we come out now?蟹老板： Good

21、ness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. Illbe back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海綿寶寶 ： Aww, no ones wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hardenough. Maybe I just didnt dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig forsom

22、e magic?派大星：Yeah.Music: Magic Is MissingOh, the magic has gone missinAnd everyones still wishinBut their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.Youll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.Were at the bottom of a wellBut man wont it be swell,When w

23、e make everyone s wishes all come true.海綿寶寶 ： (digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick!Weve struck magic.派大星：Is that good?3最新 料推薦海綿寶寶 ： Next to being a fry cook, its the most important thing Ive ever done.派大星：Its the only thing Ive ever done.章魚哥：Having fun d

24、own there, Spongebob? (laughs)派大星：Hi, Squidward.章魚哥：Patricks down there, too? It just gets better and better.海綿寶寶 ： Do you wanna make a wish?章魚哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海綿寶寶 ： Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.章魚哥：(laughs) Theres no magic, Sp

25、ongebob. Wishing wells are just a scam to fool saps likeyou.海綿寶寶 ：No, its true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星：Party!章魚哥：Let me out of here.海綿寶寶 ： We were just gonna pla

26、y some party games.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, youre it.海綿寶寶 ： (pokes Squidward) Tag, youre it.派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, youre it.章魚哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章魚哥：Theres not way to climb out of here.海綿寶寶 ： Maybe if

27、 you had more upper arm strength.派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.章魚哥：Well, why dont I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here.(laughs)派大星：I dont get it.章魚哥：Could you not stand so close? Youre making me claustrophobic.派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?海綿寶寶 ： It mean

28、s hes afraid of Santa Claus.章魚哥：No, it doesnt.派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海綿寶寶 ： Stop it, Patrick, youre scaring him!派大星：Ho, ho, ho!章魚哥：Its not working, Patrick.派大星：Darn.海綿寶寶 ： Umm, Squidward, youre standing on my foot.章魚哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my

29、ribs.章魚哥：Eww. Patrick!派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海綿寶寶 ： Hey, hey, hey, guys.章魚哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)章魚哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)4最新 料推薦海綿寶寶 ：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shoul

30、dnt fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章魚哥： Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but theres no Santa Claus here.章魚哥：Patrick! (scene cuts to daytime

31、where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板： Good morning, Spongebob! Lets see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, its heavy.Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章魚哥：Free. Im free!蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didnt approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking

32、here in the dead of night for free wishes?章魚哥： The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to very very far away) Ow.海綿寶寶 ： Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星：Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板： So how much money did you make last night?海綿寶寶 ： We didnt get any mon

33、ey. But we found something better. We found the magic蟹老板： The what?海綿寶寶 ： We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板： Listen closely, Spongebob. You dont get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (abig telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs andSpongebob scream) What inthe deep blue is that?Sandy: Theres a full m