1、三打白骨精話劇劇本t:唐僧(a) s:孫悟空 (b)e:豬八戒(c) j:沙僧(d)b:白骨精(e)b1:b變成村姑 b2:b變成太婆 b3:b變化成老頭t: emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿彌陀佛，我們這是到哪了？ s: bajie,map! 八戒，地圖！e: (摸出，遞給s)s: look,boss (湊近t)（t、s一齊轉(zhuǎn)向e） 師傅，請(qǐng)看。t: bajie!how many times i have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你講了多少次了，不要

2、帶這種美女的圖片！e: oh, boss!forgive me。(伸手拿回) 哦，師傅！原諒我吧。t: (縮手)ill keep it for you until we reach the west為師先替你保管，到西天了再給你。e: but但是t: emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! map? 阿彌陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地圖？e: (遞)here.em we have arrived in white tiger mountain!ah i cant walk on any more!(坐)my stomach doesnt allow so

3、. 給，嗯我們已經(jīng)到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不動(dòng)了！再說(shuō)，我這肚子也餓了。s: fat pig! 肥豬!e: monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,i will ,i will. 死猴子，有本事再說(shuō)一遍，再說(shuō)s: you will what(兇相)? 再說(shuō)你怎么樣？s: no problem!(安裝)（b已躲在一旁偷看） 沒(méi)問(wèn)題！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）j: this is.?s: electric net! i made this. no monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏

4、魔圈！只要待在里面，就沒(méi)有妖怪能接近！ t: emok，we will stay in it! 嗯好的，我們會(huì)呆在里面的！s: bye!(飛走) 俺老孫去也。t: lets play cards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)斗地主 我們斗地主吧！b: hm!hm!electric net?you are too childish.(變成b1) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小兒科了吧。b1: (接近三人，望著)can i join you? 我也可以玩嗎？ j: im sorry,lady. we are playing fighting against landowner and three people are

5、 enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我們?cè)诙返刂?，三個(gè)人夠了。b1: (在一旁觀看)oh,chance! bomb! 噢，機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)了！炸彈！t: bomb?(打出)b1: double king! 王炸！t: oh.i win! em,lady,you are a boss-hand. come in and teach me! 喔我贏了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。進(jìn)來(lái)教我！s: (回來(lái)，看見(jiàn)b1)oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！b1: （倒)ah 慘叫聲t: (氣憤)wukong! look what have done! she is my teacher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的

6、師傅!s: she is a monster! 她是妖怪！t: nonsense!(深呼吸)s: oh,please dont 噢，師傅，別t:its too late!(唱)once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜) 太晚了！ once more(緊箍咒)s: please,please,oh,no(痛苦抱頭)t: (嗆住，咳)wukong,im disappointed with you! 悟空，為師早就跟你講了！（不要亂殺生）b: (真身出現(xiàn))hm!sun wukong, ill teach you a lesson!(變成太婆) 哼!孫悟空，讓我教

7、訓(xùn)一下你！b2:hello,have you seen my daughter? （長(zhǎng)老）請(qǐng)問(wèn)，你們見(jiàn)過(guò)我女兒沒(méi)？t: daughter?.(連忙擋住尸體)no,sorry!s: （咬牙切齒）you monster, ill beat you into hell! 好你個(gè)妖怪，我打死你！e&j: are you ok, boss?(扶t) 師傅，你還好吧？ 這個(gè)地方八戒要表現(xiàn)出墻頭草的樣子。t：dont say this.（這時(shí)放only you，當(dāng)做緊箍咒）only you （不要再說(shuō)了。念緊箍咒。）白骨精現(xiàn)身。b：wahahaha，sun wukong，i will teach you a

8、 lesson. 哇哈哈哈，孫悟空，我馬上就給你個(gè)教訓(xùn)。白骨精變身老婦出場(chǎng)。b2：daughter. daughter. where is my daughter? hello, have you seen my daughter? 女兒啊，女兒啊，女兒你在哪里?。俊緦?duì)唐僧】你好，請(qǐng)問(wèn)你看到我女兒了嗎？ t : your daughter故意作出擋住村姑尸體的樣子 你女兒 悟空剛從緊箍咒的痛苦中清醒過(guò)來(lái)，看到老婦。 s:you are the monster, i will beat you. 我打死你這個(gè)死妖精。 聽(tīng)到這句話，唐僧去擋老婦，孫悟空把唐僧推到在地后，將老婦打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

9、j: master ，are you ok? how many? 師父，怎么樣，你還好嗎？【伸出兩根手指】這是幾 t：two，game over sun wukong. 兩個(gè)啦，孫悟空，你死定啦。 見(jiàn)唐僧已經(jīng)對(duì)悟空產(chǎn)生不滿，這時(shí)白骨精抓住時(shí)機(jī)，變成老頭出來(lái)。老頭出場(chǎng)后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女兒，狂奔過(guò)去。 b3：oh，my wife ，my daughter , who did it？ （噢，我的女兒啊，我的老伴啊，這是誰(shuí)干的？） 悟空轉(zhuǎn)身，見(jiàn)又一個(gè)妖怪來(lái)了，果斷舉起金箍棒就要打。 s：you are going to die, monster. 見(jiàn)閻王去吧，死妖精。 t：oh wukong，

10、you have killed three lives. （悟空，你竟然殺了三個(gè)人。 s : they are not human being ，they are monsters. （他們不是人，他們是妖精.） t: （想阻止，未及）you,you.(險(xiǎn)些暈，e,j扶住 )you have killed three lives! 你，你你已經(jīng)傷了三條人命了！s: no,they are not human beings!they are created by monster! 不，他們不是人！都是妖怪變的！t: monster?you are a real monster!never let

11、 me see you,go! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再讓我看見(jiàn)你！s: (悲，離去)（音樂(lè)，營(yíng)造 “假”悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了j: boss, brother monkey is. 師傅，猴哥這是t: dont mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！b: (出現(xiàn)) ha,ha,ha!(三尸體b1,b2,b3在b招手后“飄”走)t: （驚）you are.b: how foolish you are ,mr tang!(e,j去阻斗，被擊退) 唐僧，你好愚蠢！b: (抓住t)ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. 我要吃你的肉，

12、哈哈哈哈s: (悄悄走到b后，打b,b暈)a thousand years later.t: wukong? 悟空e: oh,brother monkey!（猴哥）j: our hero is back! 我們的英雄回來(lái)了！t: i,i cant understand.what happened? 發(fā)生什么事了？s: boss,your iq needs increasing! this monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 師傅，你應(yīng)該提高一下智商了！這個(gè)妖怪為了騙你變化成三個(gè)模樣！t: how,how did you find out? 你怎么發(fā)現(xiàn)的？