四川省德陽市二重高級中學(xué)高二英語聯(lián)考試卷含解析一、選擇題1.Itcameas__________shocktolearnthatBob，oneofthetopstudentsinourclass,failedin__________exam.A.／；the

B.a；the

C.a；an

D.／；an參考答案：B2.Whatyousayisnotimportant.Itiswhatyoudothatreally________.A.concerns

B.counts

C.affects

D.matches參考答案：B3.Thedriverwasat____losswhen____wordcamethathewasforbiddentodriveforspeeding.

A.a;the

B.a;/

C.the;the

D./;/參考答案：B略4.Thisnon-governmentalorganizationlaunchedtheanimalrightsmovement,appealingtopeopleto

allproductstestedonanimals.A.boycott

B.contradictC.finance

D.sponsor參考答案：A考查動(dòng)詞。A.boycott聯(lián)合抵制；B.contradict反駁；C.finance負(fù)擔(dān)經(jīng)費(fèi)；D.sponsor贊助。這個(gè)非政府組織發(fā)起了動(dòng)物權(quán)利運(yùn)動(dòng)，呼吁人們抵制所有在動(dòng)物身上試驗(yàn)的產(chǎn)品。故選A。5.Don’tgettheplastictubeclosetothefire;it______easily.

A.burned

B.isburned

C.burns

D.isburning參考答案：C6.----Doyouknowourtownatall?----Surely,this______thethirdtimeI________here.A.was;hascome

B.is;come

C.is;hadcome

D.is;havecome參考答案：D7.Elephants,whicharethelargestmammalsontheearth,havealmostnonaturalenemies

humanbeings.

A.ratherthan

B.otherthan

C.morethan

D.lessthan參考答案：A略8.If______,sendbriefletterstotheperson,sinceheisdifficulttogetonwith.A.toberequired

B.requiring

C.beingrequired

D.required

參考答案：D9.Becauseofthesmokefromthesteamengines，earlyundergroundlinesneededlargeholestothesurfaceatregularintervals，sothatpeoplecouldgetfreshairandwouldnotchoke.

A.led

B.leading

C.lead

D.havingled參考答案：B10.Thenoticesaysthatonlywhenyouridentityhasbeenchecked_____.A.willyouallowin

B.willyoubeallowedinC.youwillallowin

D.youwillbeallowedin參考答案：B11.Largequantitiesofsolidfuel______consumedeverydayandtoomuchcarbondioxideissentintotheair,whichinturn_______thegoingupoftemperature.

A.is;resultsin

B.are;resultsin

C.is;leadsto

D.are;resultsfrom參考答案：B12.Idislike________whenJimsaidtheUNwasnotaworthyorganization,________bringingeveryoneclosertogether.A.one;one

B.it;oneC.one;which

D.it;which參考答案：B【詳解】考查代詞。句意：我不喜歡吉姆說聯(lián)合國不是一個(gè)值得敬重的組織，一個(gè)讓每個(gè)人更加親密的組織。第一空用it作形式賓語，真正的賓語為whenJimsaidtheUNwasnotaworthyorganization；第二空用代詞one，代指前面的名詞organization。故選B?！军c(diǎn)睛】當(dāng)hate/enjoy/like/love/prefer/appreciate/dislike等表示情緒的動(dòng)詞后接when或if從句時(shí)，通常要用it作形式賓語。13.Maryfeltherself_______totakeactiontodefendherself.A.forcingB.toforceC.beingforcedD.forced

參考答案：D略14.WhichofthefollowingsentencesisRIGHT?A.Notuntilhissoncamebackdidhegotobed.

B.Notuntilhissoncamebackhewenttobed.C.Notuntildidhissoncomebackhewenttobed.

D.Notuntildidhissoncomebackdidhegotobed.參考答案：A試題分析：句意：直到他兒子回來他才睡覺。notuntil位于句首句子主句倒裝，從句部分不倒裝。故選A.

考點(diǎn)：考查倒裝句。15.__________Iamconcerned,wecanwalkortakethebusratherthancallataxi.A.Nowthat

B.Assoonas

C.Solongas

D.Asfaras參考答案：D16.____wasreportedinthenewspaperwasthatNelsonMandela,theformerpresidentofSouthAfrica,wasgivenanationalfuneralonDec.15th.A.What

B.As

C.It

D.Which參考答案：A17.Withanurgentproblem________,themanagerdecidedtohaveameetingatonce.A.solving

B.tosolve

C.solved

D.beingsolved參考答案：B略18.---Doestheideaofgoingtowatchthefootballgametonight______toyou?

---Well,itdependsontheweather.____itnotrainedyesterday,Iwouldhavewatchedit.

A.attract;Have

B.fit;Has

C.appeal;Had

D.match;If

參考答案：C略30.Tom’smotherkepttellinghimthatheshouldworkharder,but______didn’thelp.

A.he

B.it

C.she

D.which參考答案：B略二、完型填空20.Whatisintelligenceanyway?WhenIwasinthearmyI___41___anintelligencetestthatallsoldierstook,and,against___42___of100,scored160.Ihadanauto-repairmanonce,who,ontheseintelligencetests,couldnot___43___havescoredmorethan80.___44___,whenanythingwentwrongwithmycarIhurriedtohimandhealways____45____it.Well,then,supposemyauto-repairman___46___questionsforsomeintelligencetests.ByeveryoneofthemI’dprovemyselfa___47___.InaworldwhereIhavetoworkwithmy___48___.I’ddopoorly.Considermyauto-repairman___49___.Hehadahabitoftelling___50___.Onetimehesaid,“Doc,adeaf-and-dumbman___51___somenails.Havingenteredastore,heputtwofingerstogetheronthecounterandmade___52___movementswiththeotherhand.Theclerkbroughthimahammer.He___53___hisheadandpointedtothetwofingershewashammering.Theclerk___54___himsomenails.Hepickedouttherightsizeandleft.Well,Doc,the___55___manwhocameinwasblind.Hewantedscissors(剪刀).___56___doyousupposeheaskedforthem?”Iliftedmyrighthandandmadescissoringmovementswithmyfirsttwofingers.Heburstoutlaughingandsaid,“Why,youfool,heusedhis___57___andaskedforthem.I’vebeen___58___thatonallmycustomerstoday,butIknew___59___I’dcatchyou.”“Whyisthat?”Iasked.“Becauseyouaresogoddamnededucated,Doc.Iknewyoucouldn’tbevery___60___.”AndIhaveanuneasyfeelinghehadsomethingthere.41.A.received

B.wrote

C.failed

D.chose42.A.anexam

B.atotal

C.anaverage

D.anumber43.A.always

B.possibly

C.certainly

D.frequently44.A.Then

B.Thus

C.Therefore

D.Yet45.A.drove

B.checked

C.fixed

D.changed46.A.designed

B.answered

C.practised

D.tried47.A.teacher

B.doctor

C.winner

D.fool48.A.brains

B.effort

C.hands

D.attention49.A.too

B.asusual

C.again

D.aswell50.A.lies

B.jokes

C.news

D.tales51.A.bought

B.needed

C.found

D.tested52.A.hammering

B.cutting

C.waving

D.circling53.A.nodded

B.raised

C.shook

D.turned54.A.brought

B.packed

C.sent

D.sold55.A.clever

B.other

C.right

D.next56.A.What

B.Which

C.Who

D.How57.A.imagination

B.voice

C.hand

D.information58.A.trying

B.proving

C.practising

D.examining59.A.atonce

B.rightnow

C.infact

D.forsure60.A.smart

B.clear

C.slow

D.silly參考答案：41.A

42.C

43.B

44.D

45.C

46.A

47.D

48.C

49.C

50.B

51.B

52.A

53.C

54.A

55.D

56.D

57.B

58.A

59.D

60.A本文為記敘文。文章用我與汽車修理工人之間的交流告訴我們智商只是相對而言，并不能說明任何問題。而是要看這個(gè)智力測試的題目是由誰來制定的，也許由不同的人制定智力測試的題目，結(jié)果就會(huì)大相徑庭。就像文中的高智商的醫(yī)生卻被一名普通的汽車修理工所開的一個(gè)小玩笑“耍”了一次?！?1題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。received接受，wrote寫，failed失敗，chose選擇，指我接受了一次智力測試，結(jié)果得了160分。選A【42題詳解】考查名詞辨析。指我參加這次智力測試，平均分是100分，而我卻得到了160的高分。anexam考試，atotal總共，anaverage平均，anumber數(shù)字，選C【43題詳解】考查副詞辨析。always總是，；possibly可能；certainly當(dāng)然；frequently經(jīng)常。根據(jù)所提供的情境“whenanythingwentwrongwithmycarIhurriedtohim”可以判斷出這位汽車修理工不是一名軍人，他沒有參加上文提到的那次智力測驗(yàn)，這是作者的估計(jì)，所以要填possibly。同時(shí)，“couldnot+have+過去分詞”表示“(過去)不可能”，也對正確選擇作了提示。frequently表“頻繁”，“經(jīng)?！?。不合題意。答案為B.【44題詳解】考查副詞辨析。Then然后，Thus因此，Therefore因此；Yet然而，然而。當(dāng)我的車出了問題，我都會(huì)匆忙找他(在修理汽車方面卻很在行)。和上文是轉(zhuǎn)折關(guān)系，選D【45題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。drove開車，checked檢查，fixed修理，changed改變。每當(dāng)作者的汽車出了毛病急急忙忙去找他時(shí)，他都能把汽車修理好。選C【46題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。designed設(shè)計(jì)；answered回答；practised練習(xí)；tried嘗試。如果這個(gè)修理汽車的人來設(shè)計(jì)智力測試試題，我就會(huì)是傻瓜。選A【47題詳解】考查名詞辨析。teacher老師；doctor醫(yī)生；winner獲勝者；fool傻瓜。這個(gè)修理汽車的人來設(shè)計(jì)智力測試試題，我就會(huì)是傻瓜。選D【48題詳解】考查名詞辨析。brains頭腦；effort努力；hands手；attention注意。根據(jù)上下文可知作者是一名智商很高的醫(yī)生，是腦力勞動(dòng)者。敘述的事情說明如果涉及到動(dòng)手方面的事情時(shí)，我就會(huì)表現(xiàn)得很差。選C【49題詳解】考查副詞辨析too也，asusual像平常一樣，again再次；aswell也。上文已經(jīng)提及這個(gè)修理汽車的人，本段再次談到他。故使用again.選C【50題詳解】考查名詞辨析。A.lies撒謊；jokes玩笑；news新聞；tales故事，根據(jù)下文他給我講的故事，說明這是一個(gè)愛講笑話的人。選B【51題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。Need需要；bought

買；tested檢測；found發(fā)現(xiàn)；needed需要。neededsomenails是這位聾啞人進(jìn)入商店的原因。選項(xiàng)A(bought)有很大的迷惑性。一些考生認(rèn)為這位聾啞人到商店的目的是買釘子，所以應(yīng)填bought。但是，boughtsomenails(買了一些釘子)表示結(jié)果，如果他買了釘子，就不會(huì)再進(jìn)入商店了。答案為B【52題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。A.hammering錘；cutting切割；waving揮手；circling繞圈。這位聾啞人到商店買釘子，所以他把兩只手指放在柜臺上作夾釘子的動(dòng)作，另一只手做錘子敲打的動(dòng)作(hammeringmovements)。這個(gè)聾啞人要想售貨員明白他想買釘子的意圖，只有做hammeringmovement較合適。選A【53題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。nodded點(diǎn)頭；raised舉起，提高，籌集，飼養(yǎng)；shook搖晃；turned轉(zhuǎn)身。從下文的pointedtothetwofingershewashammering.可知店主拿的不對，可知是搖頭，所以C【54題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。售貨員給他拿來了釘子。brought帶來；packed收拾行李；sent送，派；sold賣。下文中所提的情境Hepickedouttherightsizeandleft提示，故選A【55題詳解】考查形容詞辨析。clever聰明的；other其他的；right對的；next下一個(gè)。根據(jù)下文所敘，指下一個(gè)人進(jìn)入商店來買東西。用thenext表示先后順序。選D【56題詳解】考查疑問詞辨析。你認(rèn)為他會(huì)如何想店主要剪刀？這是一個(gè)特殊疑問句。doyousuppose是插入語。heaskedforthem是一個(gè)完整的句子，所以不能填What,Who或Which，它們在特殊疑問句中都充當(dāng)主語、賓語或表語。How表示方式，意思是“如何”。答案為D。【57題詳解】.考查名詞辨析。imagination想象力；voice聲音；hand；information信息。這個(gè)人是盲人，但是他會(huì)說話，所有他用他的聲音告訴店主，他要剪子。選B【58題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞辨析。trying嘗試；proving證明；practising練習(xí)；examining檢查。Tryon嘗試，tryingsthonsb意為“用某事測試某人”，在英國口語中也可理解為“用某事戲弄某人”。指他一直用這個(gè)故事來戲弄?jiǎng)e的顧客。選A【59題詳解】考查詞組辨析。forsure毫無疑問；atonce立刻；infact事實(shí)上；rightnow現(xiàn)在。句意：但是我確信我捉弄了你，故選D【60題詳解】考查形容詞辨析。smart聰明，滑頭；clear清楚；silly愚蠢；slow緩慢。從上文的內(nèi)容我們可以看出，作者是一位醫(yī)生，在部隊(duì)里的一次智力測驗(yàn)中得過高分，但是，正因?yàn)槿绱?，他才?huì)按常規(guī)思維，所以汽車修理工說：“因?yàn)槟闶苓^足夠的教育，我知道你不可能?；^?！眊oddamned表示褒義時(shí)，意思是“十分的，完全的”；表示貶義時(shí)，意思是“該死的，討厭的”。選A21.ThesnowtrappedTaylor,buttacosauce(卷餅醬)savedhislife.ItallbeganlastSundaywhenTaylor,alongwithhisdog,wenttogetgasforhis___21___,accordingtotheSheriff’sOffice.Taylortoldthepolicehiscargot___22___inthesnow.Aftersometime,hethen___23___

andwokeuponMondayfinding___24___moresnow,unabletogetoutofthevehicle(車輛).Hetriedto___25___outonMonday,butthesnowwastoodeepandmadeit___26___togoonfootsoheandhisdog___27___tothevehicle.ByWednesday,a___28___person’sannouncementwasputoutforTaylor,accordingtoareport.Overthenextfewdays___29___hewastrappedinthesnow,Taylortoldthepolicehestayed___30___by“startinghiscarfromtimetotime.He___31___someofthetacosaucehehadasfood”.OnFriday,askatercalled911sayingtheyhad___32___Taylor.Theofficesoonsentaconstructiontruckto___33___outTaylorandhisdog.Theofficerssaidtheywerejust“hungryafterbeingstuckinthe___34___forfivedays”.Taylorwas___35___towhohelpedhimanddeterminedtohelpothersaspossibleashecouldinfuture.21.A.truck B.bus C.car D.boat22.A.broken B.stuck C.lost D.changed23.A.fellasleep B.tookrisks C.triedout D.kepton24.A.also B.almost C.still D.even25.A.put B.call C.break D.walk26.A.difficult B.boring C.important D.possible27.A.returned B.pointed C.tended D.appealed28.A.learning B.working C.missing D.traveling29.A.until B.after C.before D.unless30.A.clean B.hot C.warm D.mild31.A.bought B.ate C.made D.borrowed32.A.seen B.saved C.known D.paid33.A.send B.dig C.pick D.tick34.A.clay B.typhoon C.thunderstorm D.snow35.A.desperate B.awkward C.thankful D.ashamed參考答案：21.C

22.B

23.A

24.D

25.D

26.A

27.A

28.C

29.B

30.C

31.B

32.A

33.B

34.D

35.C這是一篇記敘文。文章講述了一人一狗開車去加油卻身陷大雪之中，積雪深厚無法動(dòng)彈，無奈只能靠現(xiàn)有的條件保證生存，直到5天之后被人發(fā)現(xiàn)才終于獲救?！?1題詳解】考查名詞詞義辨析。句意：一切都始于上周日，Taylor帶著他的狗去車取汽油。A.truck卡車；B.bus公交車；C.car汽車；D.boat船。下文中多次出現(xiàn)hiscar，所以事件是關(guān)于他的汽車。故選C項(xiàng)?！?2題詳解】考查形容詞詞義辨析。句意：Taylor告訴警方他的車?yán)г谘├锪?。A.broken破碎的；B.stuck卡住的；C.lost丟失的；D.changed改變的。下文中有“hewastrappedinthesnow”對應(yīng)，可知是指車陷在了雪里，getstuck意為“卡住”。故選B項(xiàng)?！?3題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞短語辨析。句意：過了一段時(shí)間，他睡著了然后在周一醒過來，發(fā)現(xiàn)雪更大了。A.fellasleep睡著；B.tookrisks冒險(xiǎn)；C.triedout嘗試；D.kepton堅(jiān)持。與下文的wokeup對應(yīng)可知，是指他睡著了。故選A項(xiàng)?！?4題詳解】考查副詞詞義辨析。句意：過了一段時(shí)間，他睡著了然后在周一醒過來，發(fā)現(xiàn)雪更大了。A.also也；B.almost幾乎；C.still仍然；D.even甚至。下文指出他已經(jīng)不能從車?yán)锍鰜砹耍梢酝茢嘌┫碌酶罅耍胑ven表示句意的遞進(jìn)。故選D項(xiàng)。【25題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞短語辨析。句意：他在周一盡力想走出來，但雪太深了很難步行。A.put(out)撲滅，伸出；B.call(out)叫喊；C.break(out)爆發(fā)；D.walk(out)走出。下文表明雪太深了，可見是很難走出去的。故選D項(xiàng)。【26題詳解】考查形容詞詞義辨析。句意：他在周一盡力想走出來，但雪太深了很難步行。A.difficult困難的；B.boring無聊的；C.important重要的；D.possible可能的。既然是雪太深了，想要在上面步行應(yīng)該是比較艱難的。故選A項(xiàng)?！?7題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞詞義辨析。句意：所以他和他的狗回到了車上。A.returned返回；B.pointed指向；C.tended趨向于；D.appealed吸引。承接前文情節(jié)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雪中走路很困難，Taylor應(yīng)該會(huì)選擇回到車上再想辦法。故選A項(xiàng)。【28題詳解】考查形容詞辨析。句意：根據(jù)報(bào)告，到周三一份尋找Taylor的啟事就被貼了出來。A.learning學(xué)習(xí)的；B.working工作的；C.missing失蹤的；D.traveling旅行的。結(jié)合語境可知，Taylor從周日出去，到周三已經(jīng)幾天沒有回去了，自然會(huì)被人認(rèn)為是失蹤了。故選C項(xiàng)?！?9題詳解】考查連詞。句意：在Taylor被困到雪中后接下來的幾天里。A.until直到；B.after之后；C.before之前；D.unless除非。從下文中描述的“求生過程”來看，這些事都發(fā)生在Taylor被困在雪中之后。故選B項(xiàng)?！?0題詳解】考查形容詞詞義辨析。句意：他告訴警方說他通過一遍遍的給車打火來保持溫暖。A.clean干凈的；B.hot熱的；C.warm溫暖的；D.mild溫和的。結(jié)合語境可知，Taylor困在嚴(yán)寒大雪中是一定要保障溫度和食物的。故選C項(xiàng)?！?1題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞詞義辨析。句意：他把帶的卷餅醬當(dāng)作食物來吃。A.bought購買；B.ate吃掉；C.made制作；D.borrowed借用。既然是asfood“作為食物”，顯然是吃掉了。故選B項(xiàng)?！?2題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞詞義辨析。句意：周五，一個(gè)滑雪者撥打了911說他們發(fā)現(xiàn)了Taylor。A.seen看見；B.saved拯救；C.known知道；D.paid付錢?；┱邎?bào)告警方就是因?yàn)檎业?、看到了Taylor。故選A項(xiàng)?！?3題詳解】考查動(dòng)詞詞義辨析。句意：警方立刻派一輛工程車去把Taylor和他的狗挖出來。A.send(out)發(fā)送；B.dig(out)挖出來；C.pick(out)挑出；D.tick(out)打勾。聯(lián)系前文車輛困在雪里的事實(shí)，這里應(yīng)該指要把車從雪里挖出來。故選B項(xiàng)?！?4題詳解】考查名詞詞義辨析。句意：警官說他們只是“在雪里困了5天后很餓”。A.clay黏土；B.typhoon臺風(fēng)。C.thunderstorm雷雨；D.snow雪。顯然這里指在大雪中困了五天。故選D項(xiàng)。【35題詳解】考查形容詞詞義辨析。句意：Taylor對幫助他的人很感激。A.desperate絕望的；B.awkward尷尬的；C.thankful感激的；D.ashamed羞愧的。于情于理Taylor都應(yīng)該對于幫助他的人表示感謝，畢竟這是救了他的命。故選C項(xiàng)。三、閱讀理解22.閱讀下列短文，從每題所給的四個(gè)選項(xiàng)（A、B、C和D）中，選出最佳選項(xiàng)。Mini

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WhenSalingerlearnedthatacarparkwastobebuiltontheland,themiddle-agedwriterwasshockedandquicklyboughttheneighboringareatoprotectit…Thetownspeopleneverforgottherescueandcametohelptheirmostfamousneighbor.

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Salinger：ALifebyKennethSlawenski（RandomHouse,$27）Mystery（疑案小說）

“You’reasmartboy.Benny’sdeathwasnoaccident,andyou’retheonlyonewhosawithappen.Doyouthinkthemurderershouldgetawaywithit?”Theboywasstaringstubbornly(固執(zhí)地；倔強(qiáng)地)athislapagain.

AthoughtsuddenlyoccurredtoAnnika,“Didyou…Yourecognizedthemaninthecar,didn’tyou?”

Theboyhesitated,twistinghisfingers,“Maybe,”hesaidquietly.

RedWolf

byLizaMarklund（AtriaBooks,$25.99）ShortStories

Shewantstosaytohimwhatshehaslearned,noneofitinclass:Somewomenarebornstupid,andsomewomenaretoosmartfortheirowngood.Somewomenareborntogive,andsomewomenonlyknowhowtotake.Somewomenlearnwhotheywanttobefromtheirmothers,somewhotheydon’twanttobe.Somemotherssuffersotheirdaughterswon’t.Somemotherslovesotheirdaughterswon’t.

YouAreFreebyDanzySenna（RiverheadBooks,$15）Humor

Doyourkidsliketohavefun?CometoFunTimes!Doyouliketowatchyourkidshavingfun?BringthemtoFunTimes!FunTimes!’s“amusementcycling”isthemostfunyoucanhave,legally,intheUnitedStatesrightnow.WhyspendthousandsofdollarsflyingtoDisneyWorldwhenyoucanspendlessthanhalfofthatwithinaday’sdriveofmostcities?

Happy:AndOtherBadThoughtsbyLarryDoyle（Ecco,$14.99）60.IfthereaderswanttoknowaboutthelifeofSalinger,theyshouldbuythebookpublishedby

.A.

Ecco

B.RandomHouse

C.RiverheadBooks

D.AtriaBooks61.ThebookHappy:AndOtherBadThoughtsisintendedfor

.A.youngchildren

B.DisneyWorldworkers

C.middleschoolteachers

D.parentswithyoungchildren62.Whichbookdescribeswomenwithcharactersoftheirown?A.YouAreFree

B.J.D.Salinger:ALifeC.Happy:AndOtherBadThoughts

D.RedWolf63.AfterfinishingthebookRedWolf,thereaderswouldlearnthat

.A.themurderergotawaywiththecrimeB.BennydiedofanaccidentC.theboyhelpedarrestthemurdererD.Annikacarriedoutthecrime參考答案：BDAC23.

BradclosedthedoorslowlyasSuelefthometovisithermother.Expectingawholedaytorelax,hewasthinkingwhethertoreadthenewspaperorwatchhisfavouriteTVtalkshowonhisfirstdayoffinmonths.“Thiswillbelikeawalkinthepark,”he’dtoldhiswife.“I’lllookafterthekids,andyoucangovisityourmom.”

Thingsstartedwell,butjustaftereighto’clock,histhreelittle“goodkids”—Mike,Randy,andAlex—camedownthestairsintheirnightclothesandshouted“breakfast,daddy.”Whenfoodhadnotappearedwithinthirtyseconds,RandybeganusinghisspoononAlex’sheadasifitwereadrum.Alexstartedtoshoutloudlyintimetothebeat(節(jié)拍).Mikechanted“Where’smytoast,where’smytoast,”inthebackground.Bradrealizedhisnewspaperwouldhavetowaitforafewseconds.

Lifebecameworseaft