六校聯(lián)盟2025年11月期中聯(lián)考高一英語(yǔ)試題考生注意：1.本試卷分選擇題和非選擇題兩部分。滿分150分，考試時(shí)間120分鐘。2.答題前，考生務(wù)必用直徑0.5毫米黑色墨水簽字筆將密封線內(nèi)項(xiàng)目填寫清楚。3.考生作答時(shí)，請(qǐng)將答案答在答題卡上。選擇題每小題選出答案后，用2B鉛筆把答題卡上對(duì)應(yīng)題目的答案標(biāo)號(hào)涂黑；非選擇題請(qǐng)用直徑0.5毫米黑色墨水簽字筆在答題卡上各題的答題區(qū)域內(nèi)作答，超出答題區(qū)域書寫的答案無(wú)效，在試題卷、草稿紙上作答無(wú)效。4.本卷命題范圍：人教版必修第一冊(cè)WelcomeUnit至Unit3。第一部分聽(tīng)力（共兩節(jié)，滿分30分）第一節(jié)（共5小題；每小題1.5分，滿分7.5分）聽(tīng)下面5段對(duì)話。每段對(duì)話后有一個(gè)小題，從題中所給的A、B、C三個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選出最佳選項(xiàng)。聽(tīng)完每段對(duì)話后，你都有10秒鐘的時(shí)間來(lái)回答有關(guān)小題和閱讀下一小題。每段對(duì)話僅讀一遍。例：Howmuchistheshirt?A.￡19.15.B.￡9.18.C.￡9.15.答案是C。1.Whatjuicedoesthemanwant?A.Orange.B.Apple.C.Pear.2.Howdidthewomanbuythetickets?A.Byphone.B.OntheInternet.C.Inperson.3.Whomightcollectthekidstoday?A.Theirmother.B.Theirfather.C.Theirgrandmother.4Whatistherelationshipbetweenthespeakers?A.Businesspartners.B.Co-workers.C.Interviewerandinterviewee.5.Whatarethespeakersmainlytalkingabout?A.Whentohaveadayouttogether.B.Howtoworktothedeadline.C.Whattodotoday.第二節(jié)（共15小題；每小題1.5分，滿分22.5分）聽(tīng)下面5段對(duì)話或獨(dú)白。每段對(duì)話或獨(dú)白后有幾個(gè)小題，從題中所給的A、B、C三個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選出最佳選項(xiàng)。聽(tīng)每段對(duì)話或獨(dú)白前，你將有時(shí)間閱讀各個(gè)小題，每小題5秒鐘；聽(tīng)完后，各小題將給出5秒鐘的作答時(shí)間。每段對(duì)話或獨(dú)白讀兩遍。聽(tīng)第6段材料，回答第6、7題。6.Whatwillthespeakersdotomorrowafternoon?A.Gosailing.B.Gowater-skiing.C.Gowindsurfing.7.Wherewillthespeakersmeet?A.Outsidethecafe.B.Atthefootballfield.C.Atthewatersportscenter.聽(tīng)第7段材料，回答第8、9題。8.WhatisLindaaskedtodofirst?A.MeetMr.Brown.B.Completesomeforms.C.Handintherecommendationletter.9.WhatwillLindadoinRoom201?A.Chargeherphone.B.Haveaninterview.C.Readtheemail.聽(tīng)第8段材料，回答第10至12題。10.Whatwillthekidsdowiththeeggintheworkshop?A.Makeaprotectivecoverforit.B.Placeitsafelyatacertainheight.C.Learnthemethodofbreakingit.11.Whatisthecompetitionabout?A.Designingcars.B.Blowingupballoons.C.Buildingtowers.12.Whatdoesthemanthinkoftheactivities?A.Hard.B.Frightening.C.Interesting.聽(tīng)第9段材料，回答第13至16題。13.Howmanydaysdoesthefestivallast?A.Two.B.Four.C.Six.14.Whatwillhappenaround2:00onthefirstday?A.Thecrowdwillgather.B.Theclosingwillbegin.C.Theperformanceswillfinish.15.Whateventcomesnextafterthespeech?A.Ashortplay.B.Afireworkdisplay.C.Abandperformance.16.Whereisthebestplacetowatchfireworks?A.Thecitytheater.B.Thepark.C.Thebeach.聽(tīng)第10段材料，回答第17至20題。17.Whereisthecoatroom?A.Behindthereception.B.Nexttothebathroom.C.Oppositetheticketoffice.18.WhatisspecialabouttheGreatBath?A.It’sveryimaginative.B.It’sthedeepest.C.It’sthelargest.19.Whatisinthecenterofthesite?A.Thebath.B.Thespring.C.Thetemple.20.Whatdoweknowaboutthetemple?A.Itwaspoorlyprotected.B.Itwasbuiltacenturyago.C.ItistheonlyRomantempleinBritain.第二部分閱讀（共兩節(jié)，滿分50分）第一節(jié)（共15小題：每小題2.5分，滿分37.5分）閱讀下列短文，從每題所給的A、B、C、D四個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選出最佳選項(xiàng)。AAspeopleintendtosupportlocalbusinessesandspendmoretimeoutdoors,pick-your-ownfarmsareexpectedtoexperienceaboomthissummer.Belowarefourofourtopchoices.ParksideFarm,EnfieldAtthispick-your-ownspotonthenorthernedgeofLondon,juicyblackberriesandstrawberriestakecenterstage.Astandoutfeatureisthe“table-top”strawberry-growingsystem,whichallowsplantstobecultivatedatwaistheight—soyounolongerhavetobend(彎腰)downinthedirttopickberries.Parksideisalsooneofthefewfarmsaccessiblewithoutacar,aslongasyoudon’tminda25-minutewalkfromGordonHillstation.HewittsFarm,KentThisfamily-runfarminKentprovidesawiderangeofproducefromspinachtoapplesandblackberriesduringitspick-your-ownseason,whichrunsfromJunetoOctober(includingHalloweenpumpkins).There’salsoashopsellingfarm-grownandlocalproducts,andfreetractorridesforkidsonSundaysinsummer.Craigie’sFarm,ScotlandLocatedjustoutsideEdinburgh,Craigie’sFarmisfullofproducelikecherries,peas,broadbeans,andsurprisingly,sunflowers.Beyondfruitsandvegetables,theon-siteshop,deli,andcafeoffermuchmore—youcanbuyhomemadejams,meat,cheese,andanapplepressformakingyourownjuice.Therearealsoactivitiesforchildren,suchasaNatureDetectiveTrailwheretheycanencountersheepandgoats.BellisBrothersFarm,WrexhamThisfarminNorthWalesbegangrowingstrawberriesin1860andhasbeenoperatingasapick-your-ownfarmsince1967.Althoughmorefruitshavebeenaddedovertime,it’sstillmainlyknownforitsstrawberries.PickerscandownloadBellisfamilystrawberryrecipesfromthefarm’swebsite,includingthoseforjamsandabakedstrawberrycheesecake.1.WhatcanbeknownaboutParksideFarm?A.Itoffersfreetractorrides.B.Youcanpickberrieswithoutbendingdown.C.Youcanenjoysunflowersinthesunshine.D.YouhavetodrivetherefromGordonHillstation.2.Whichplaceisrecommendedifvisitorswanttobuyhomemadejams?A.ParksideFarm. B.HewittsFarm. C.Craigie’sFarm. D.BellisBrothersFarm.3.Inwhichpartofamagazinecanyoumostprobablyfindthistext?A.Travel. B.Economy. C.Science. D.Sports.【答案】1.B2.C3.ABWilliamLindesay,afamousGreatWallexpertandconservationist,andhiswifeWuQihavetraveledtheglobebythebackpaths,providingtheirsonswithauniquegrowingenvironment.Sunhats,backpacksandsneakers(運(yùn)動(dòng)鞋)—thesearetheday-to-daymust-havesforthefamily.Mostoftheirtripsseemfarfromrelaxing—culturalstudyinthehotanddrydesert,a53-kilometerhikingtourofNewZealand,aone-dayclimbtothreeEnglishmountaintopsandasix-daytrainridefromBeijingtoMoscow.Manyassumethefamilymustbewealthyandcanaffordtheirglobaltravel,buttheyarenot.Lindesaysaystheyjustchoosetospendmoneyontravelandeschewpriceyhotelsandrestaurantswherepossible.LindesaymentionsthetriptoMoscowasanexample.Insteadoftakingataxifromtherailwaystationtothehotel,theytookthesubway.“Wecrossedthecityforsavingmoney,communicatedwithlocalpeople,andsawtheyarepeoplejustlikeus,everywhere.Wearrivedatourdestinationfeelingcomfortable,”hesaid.However,theirjourneys,whichcanlastweeksormonths,havesometimesbeeninconsistent(不一致的)withtheirchildren’sschooling.WuremembersonceLindesaylettheireldersonaskforleavesothattheycouldgotoNewYorkfora45-daylecturetour.Therefore,thesonmissedhisfinalexam.Thingslikethatbotherthefamilyallthetime.Lindesayattachesgreatimportancetolearningoutoftheclassroom,sayingthatchildrenmightscorewellonschooltests,buttravelingoutside,indistantlandswithdifferentlanguages,cultures,andpoliticalstructures,istherealtest.“Youcanonlygetstreetwiseonthestreet.Youcanonlygetworldly-wisewhenseeingtheworld,”hesays.4.HowcanwedescribetheLindesays’trips?A.Traditional. B.Boring. C.Dangerous. D.Challenging.5.Whatdoestheunderlinedword“eschew”inparagraph3mean?A.Visit. B.Avoid. C.Contact. D.Compare.6.Whatproblemdoesthefamilymeetwhentraveling?A.Theyholddifferenteducationalideas. B.Theyareshortofmoney.C.Theyhaveschedulingproblems. D.Theyarefacedwithlanguagebarriers.7.WhichstatementmayLindesayagreewithaccordingtothetext?A.Manwhotravelsfarknowsmore. B.Wherethere’sawill,there’saway.C.Romewasnotbuiltinaday. D.Actionsspeaklouderthanwords.【答案】4.D5.B6.C7.ACChineseOlympicgoldmedalistQuanHongchanledtheGuangdongwomen’sdivingteamtoachampionshipwinattheNationalGamesonSundaynight.ItwasQuan’sfirstreturntothepoolaftermissingdomestic(國(guó)內(nèi)的)andinternationalcompetitionsfor183daysduetoinjuries,makinghervictoryevenmoreexcitingforfans—manyofwhomhadwaitedanxiouslyforhercomeback.TheOlympianandsocialmediainfluencerearnedwavesofcheersandshoutsfromon-siteaudiencewhensheshowedherspecialwatersplashdisappearanceskillintheswimmingpool.Everydiveshedidwassmoothandprecise(精確的),andherperformanceinthefinalroundearnedthehighestscorefromthejudges.Quan,whowaspairedwithWangWeiying,cameinfirstinwomen’spair10mplatform,beatingherformerteammateChenYuxi,whowaspairedwithZhangMinjie,representingShanghai—thoughthetwostillhuggedandsmiledafterthecompetition,showingtheirfriendship.Theteenagedivingtalentwillalsocompeteinthewomen’spair10mplatform,butshewillnottakepartinthewomen’s10mplatformindividualeventtoavoidworseningherinjuries.Quan,thecounty’syoungestathletetohavewonthreeOlympicgoldmedals,becameafreshmanofGuangzhou-basedJinanUniversityinSeptember.Shenowspendshermorningsonschoolcoursesandafternoonstraining,carefullybalancingherstudieswithtraining.ShewonthegoldmedalattheTokyoOlympicsin2021whenshefirstappearedinabiginternationalcompetitionattheageof14,thenkepthertitleatthe2024ParisOlympicsandwonthewomen’spair10mplatformwithChenYuxi.Eventhough18-year-oldQuanHongchanisnowtallerandhadtakenabreakfromtrainingforhalfayear,shecanstillperformamazingdives.ForGuangdong,HongKongandMacao,thisyear’sNationalGamesareabigsportsevent,andQuan’scomebackvictoryhasnotonlymadeherteamproud,butalsoinspiredmanyyoungsportsloversacrossthecountrytokeepworkinghardfortheirdreams.8.Whywon’tQuanHongchancompeteinthewomen’s10mplatformindividualevent?A.Sheisnotselectedfortheindividualevent.B.Shewantstofocusonheruniversitystudies.CShewantstoavoidmakingherinjuriesworse.D.Sheneedstorestforthenextinternationalcompetition.9.Howisparagraph4organized?A.Bytellingreasons. B.Bygivingexamples.C.Byfollowingtimeorder. D.Bymakingcomparisons.10.Whatcanbeinferredfromthelastparagraph?A.Quan’smaingoalistoinspireyoungathletesacrossthecountry.B.Quan’svictoryismeaningfulbeyondjustwinningagoldmedal.C.TheNationalGamesaremoreinfluentialthantheOlympicGames.D.The2024ParisOlympicswerethemostimportanteventinQuan’scareer.11.Whatcanbeasuitabletitleforthetext?A.ANewStudentatJinanUniversity B.TheNationalGamesinGuangdongC.QuanHongchan’sWinningComeback D.QuanHongchan’sInjuryTreatment【答案】8.C9.C10.B11.CDWhyaresomepeoplemorewillingtodealwithhardthings?Andisthereawaytomakehardthingseasytodo?Toanswerthis,weneedtolookatdopamine(多巴胺).Dopamineisoftenseenasa“pleasuremolecule(分子)”.Butthat’snotexactlywhatitdoes.Dopaminemakesuswantthings.Andthisdesiregivesusthedrivetotakeaction.Actually,yourbrainsetswhat’simportantmainlybasedonhowmuchdopamineitexpectstoget.Ifanactivitygivesouttoolittledopamine,youwon’tfeelmuchurgetodoit.Butifanactivitygivesoutalotofdopamine,you’llwanttodoitagainandagain.Sowhenisdopaminereleased(釋放)?Anyactivitywhereyouexpectapossiblereward(回報(bào))willreleaseit.Intoday’sdigitalworld,we’reexposingourbrainstounnaturallyhighlevelsofdopamineeveryday,evenifwedon’trealizeit.Someexamplesofbehaviorsthatreleasealotofdopamineare:scrollingthroughsocialmedia,playingvideogames,andsoon.Youmightthink,“Sowhat?It’snothurtingmeatall.”Butthat’swrong.Ourbodieshaveabiologicalsystemcalledhomeostasis(體內(nèi)動(dòng)態(tài)平衡).Whenthere’sanimbalance,ourbodyadjuststoit.Basically,yourbraingetsusedtohighdopaminelevels,andthoselevelsbecomeyournewnormal.Soyoudevelopdopaminetolerance(耐受性).Thiscanbeabigproblembecausethingsthatdon’tgiveyoumuchdopaminewon’tinterestyouanymore.That’swhypeopleusuallypreferplayingvideogamesorsurfingtheInternetoverstudyingorworkingontheirprojects.Butit’spossibletomakehardthingsfeeleasier.Stayawayfromunnaturallyhighdopaminelevels,oratleastbeexposedtothemmuchlessoften.Onlythenwillordinary,dailyactivitiesthatreleaselittledopaminebecomeinterestingagain,andyou’llbeabletodothemforlonger.That’swhyyoumightwanttocutdownonyourphoneandcomputeruse,aswellasotherbehaviorsthatreleasealotofdopamine.Tosomedegree,wealldependondopamine.Andthat’sgoodbecausedopamineencouragesustoreachourgoalsandimproveourselves.Butit’suptoyoutodecidewhereyougetyourdopamine.Willyougetitfromthingsthatdon’thelpyou?Orfromworkingonyourlong-termgoals?Thechoiceisyours.12.Whenisdopaminereleased?AWhenwefeelunmotivatedtostarttasks. B.Whenwetakepleasureinourbehavior.C.Whenpossiblerewardscanbeearned. D.Whendifficultthingscomeintobeing.13.Whatcanwelearnfromthetext?A.Dopaminedoesgreatharmtoourbody. B.It’shardforourbodytostaybalanced.C.Dopaminetolerancekeepsusawayfromgames. D.Videogamesproducemoredopaminethanstudying.14.Whatisthepurposeofthefifthparagraph?A.Tooffersolutionstodopaminetolerance. B.Tointroducethebadeffectsofdopamine.C.Toexplainwhydopamineisharmful. D.Tostresstheimportanceofdopamine.15.Whatistheauthor’sattitudetowarddopamine?A.Doubtful. B.Objective. C.Supportive. D.Disapproving.【答案】12.C13.D14.A15.B第二節(jié)（共5小題：每小題2.5分，滿分12.5分）閱讀下面短文，從短文后的選項(xiàng)中選出可以填入空白處的最佳選項(xiàng)，選項(xiàng)中有兩項(xiàng)為多余選項(xiàng)。Participating(參加)inhighschoolextra-curricularactivitiesisimportantforpersonalgrowth.Theycanteachyoualot,introduceyoutogoodfriends,andgiveyouideasaboutwhattodoinfuture._____16_____Themostimportantthingtoconsiderbeforetakingpartinanextra-curricularactivityis:_____17_____Ifyou’regoingtospendhourseveryweekdoingsomething,youneedtoenjoyit.Onceyou’vemadealistofinterests,it’stimetosearchforopportunities.Usually,yourteachersandparentsknowmoreaboutwhatisgoingoninyourcommunitythanyoudo._____18_____Andneverunderestimate(低估)thepowerofasimpleonlinesearch!Nowyouknowhowtofindextra-curricularactivities.Thereisonemoreproblemmosthighschoolstudentshave:howtofindthetime.Youneedtogotoschool,doyourhomework,andmaybeevenworkapart-timejob._____19_____However,timeisnotsomethingtoodifficulttoget.Youhavetomakethetimetodoextra-curricularactivitiesifyoureallywanttogetinvolved(參與).Youcansitdownandmakeyourschedulehourbyhourandtakeanhonestlookatwhatyoudowithyourfreetime_____20_____WhetheryougiveuponeSaturdayeverymonthtovolunteeroronehoureveryweektoattendclubmeetings,youaremakingthetimetomakeadifferenceandprepareforyourfuture.A.Whatdoyouliketodo?B.Theywon’tmindhelpingyououtalittlebit.C.Youmaynotlikesomeextra-curricularactivities.D.You’llfindaworldofopportunitieswaitingforyou.E.Youmightbesurprisedbyhowmuchfreetimeyou“find”.F.Youfeelthere’snotenoughtimetoparticipateinextra-curricularactivities.G.Soifyou’reahighschoolstudentwonderingwheretogetstarted,looknofurther.【答案】16.G17.A18.B19.F20.E第三部分語(yǔ)言運(yùn)用（共兩節(jié)，滿分30分）第一節(jié)（共15小題；每小題1分，滿分15分）閱讀下面短文，從每題所給的A、B、C、D四個(gè)選項(xiàng)中選出最佳選項(xiàng)。Beforeourround-the-worldtrip,wealwaysthoughtthatinPeruvisitingMachuPicchuwouldbeourmostamazingexperience.AlthoughMachuPicchuistrulyimpossibletoputintowords,it____21____outthatatotallyunplannedadventureleftuswithanevendeeper____22____.Whenwewerestayingwithacouchsurfer(提供住處的當(dāng)?shù)厝?inCusco,we____23____himwhetheritwouldbe____24____tovisitarealQuechuavillage.Hesaidwecould____25____,butwewouldhavetofinditoutourselvesbecausetheseQuechua____26____livequitefarintheAndes.____27____,there’snopublictransporttogetthere.Intheend,wegotverylucky.While____28____fortransport,wefoundoutthatthelocaldoctorandothersocialworkersweregoingto____29____someofthesetribes(部落)andtheyletusjointhem.Wewere____30____happybecausewehadthechancetostayinaQuechuacommunity.We____31____abouttheirtraditions,sawthecolourfulclothestheyworeeverydayand____32____theirdailyactivitiesforsometime.Weoftenhadtouse____33____tocommunicate,sincemostofthesepeopledon’tspeakSpanish,onlyQuechua.Thisisoneofourmostinterestingtravel____34____andarealheart-warmingexperiencethatwewillnever____35____.21.A.figured B.went C.turned D.pointed22.A.impression B.arrangement C.schedule D.message23.A.promised B.informed C.interviewed D.asked24.A.graceful B.possible C.right D.helpful25.A.try B.stop C.recommend D.wait26.A.buildings B.communities C.customers D.tourists27.A.Forexample B.Sureenough C.Worsestill D.Strangetosay28.A.applying B.thanking C.changing D.looking29.A.leave B.manage C.save D.visit30.A.really B.mainly C.reasonably D.relatively31.A.argued B.worried C.learned D.requested32.A.madeuseof B.tookpartin C.paidattentionto D.gotusedto33.A.gestures B.words C.topics D.mails34.A.plans B.brochures C.tips D.stories35.A.remind B.remember C.forget D.like【答案】21.C22.A23.D24.B25.A26.B27.C28.D29.D30.A31.C32.B33.A34.D35.C第二節(jié)（共10小題：每小題1.5分，滿分15分）閱讀下面短文，在空白處填入1個(gè)適當(dāng)?shù)膯卧~或括號(hào)內(nèi)單詞的正確形式。Nothingisworsethan____36____(lie)awakehourafterhour,nightafternight,whenallyoureallywanttodoissleep.“Insomnia”istheword____37____(use)todescribethehabitofsleeplessness.Forsomeunluckypeople,sleepingdifficultiesmaycontinuenotjustfordays,____38____forweeks,orevenyears.Beingovertiredcanhaveaverybadeffectoneverypartofourlives.Wemaygetangry____39____(easy).Wemayoftencatchcoldsorsuffermoreserioussickness.Ourworkorstudygetsaffected.Ourjudgment(判斷力)____40____(suffer)—manyterribleaccidents____41____(cause)bydriversfallingasleepatthewheel.Mostofusneedabouteighthours’sleepanight,whichcanmakeadifference____42____us.Ifyouhaveafewnightsinarowofsleepinglessthaneighthours,youshouldtrytomakeupforthisbysleeping____43____(much)whenyougetthechance.A1959AmericanCancerstudyofonemillionAmericansshowedthatpeople____44____sleepabouteighthoursanightarelikely____45____(live)longerthanthosewhosleeplessthansevenhours.Otherstudiesagreewiththesefindings.【答案】36.lying37.used38.but39.easily40.suffers41.arecaused42.to43.more44.who##that45.tolive第四部分寫作（共兩節(jié)，滿分40分）第一節(jié)（滿分15分）46.假定你是李華，你校英國(guó)交換生Albert對(duì)即將舉辦的中國(guó)詩(shī)詞大賽（ChinesePoetryCompetition）很感興趣，特意來(lái)信向你咨詢?nèi)绾螠?zhǔn)備。請(qǐng)你回信，內(nèi)容包括：1.表明樂(lè)意提供幫助的態(tài)度；2.提供建議（如積累經(jīng)典詩(shī)詞、了解比賽環(huán)節(jié)和同學(xué)練習(xí)等）；3.表達(dá)祝愿。注意：1.寫作詞數(shù)應(yīng)為80個(gè)左右。2.請(qǐng)按如下格式在答題卡的相應(yīng)位置作答。DearAlbert,____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Yours,LiHua【答案】DearAlbert,Howisitgoing?HearingthatyouareinterestedintheChinesePoetryCompetition,Iammorethandelightedtoofferyousomesuggestions.Firstly,IstronglyrecommendyoumemorizeclassicChinesepoems—thisbuildsyourbasicknowledgeandletsyoufeeltheirbeauty.Additionally,itwillbewiseofyoutolearnaboutthecompetitionsectionsinadvance,whichhelpsyougetwell-prepared.Moreover,practicingwithclassmateswillgreatlyimproveyourquick-responseskills.Ibelieveyoureffortswillmakeyoushineinthecompetition!Wishyouawonderfulperformanceandgoodluck.Yours,LiHua第二節(jié)（滿分25分）47.閱讀下面材料，根據(jù)其內(nèi)容和所給段落開(kāi)頭語(yǔ)續(xù)寫兩段，使之構(gòu)成一篇完整的短文。Mymomonlyhadoneeye.Ididn’tknowwhyandshenevertoldmewhathadhappenedtoher.Ihatedher.Shewassuchanembarrassment.Sheranasmallshopatafleamarket(跳蚤市場(chǎng))andcollectedoldclothesandsomeotherthingstosellforthemoneyweneeded.Onceduringelementaryschool,itwasafieldday,andmymomcame.Iwassoembarrassedandwonderedhowshecoulddothistome.Ithrewherahatefullookandranout.Thenextdayatschool,myschoolmatesaskedme,“Yourmomonlyhasoneeye?!”andtheylaughedatme.Iwassoangrywithmymomandwishedthatshewouldjustdisappearfrommyworld.SoIsaidtomymom,“Ifyou’reonlygoingtomakemeajoke,whydon’tyoujuststayfarawayfromme?”Mymomdidno