1、荊軻刺秦王,表演人員:,何斌-旁白 范峰華-荊軻 湯波-太子丹 趙瑞-愁李莫 陳磊-阿三 商連永-荊軻之妻 （按出場順序排列）,Introduction： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman（劍客）and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Ying

2、Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show, will tell you the truth,Action 1,太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (Its you, Prince Dan! ) Thank u mirror! Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive

3、(吸引人的 ) man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous(妒忌的) guy（家伙） I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister(大臣 )? 阿三 : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful(優(yōu)雅的) 、han

4、dsome、charming(迷人的) 、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng 太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century(世紀) ? Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才?。?Good idea! But who is the right candidate(候選人) ? 阿三：After screening(篩選) I

5、 have two promising(有希望的) persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.,Action 2,Action II 荊軻：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荊軻：OK. Im Jingke, you know, I will let you kn

6、ow I am the king of the killers world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑戰(zhàn)的） me? 荊軻：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，兩刀砍死你啊?！?李莫愁：What happened? Why arent you hurt（使受傷 ）? 荊軻: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a bo

7、x of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna（將要 ） get. I got it, Momma is right.,太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an unusual answer to “How are you”? 荊柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹暈倒 荊柯：Hey, man, Im kidding!

8、太子丹：Oh, Im kidding too! May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著： To be or not to be, thats a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荊柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荊柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荊柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful gi

9、rl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.,荊柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? Whats the TCM? 荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? Whats the TCM? 觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional

10、 Chinese MM . 阿三：oh really ?She is the Chinese girl ! 荊柯： ok! Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹與阿三：Yeah! .,Action 3,ActionIII,荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. 妻子：I l

11、ove you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（肖申克的救贖） 荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會愛著你，選自飄) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you,荊珂（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart!

12、 You must do me this honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號沉船時，Jack對Rose的傾訴）. 妻子:I promise. 荊軻:Never let go. “ 妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go. （荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些泰坦尼克號的臺詞。） 妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，荊珂上船，漸漸遠去 妻子：Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never Never 妻子(掏出手機撥號，阿三接手機)： Thank you very m