1、,It Must Be Crowded,A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when its a crescent moon.”,一定很擁擠,一位告訴學生：“月亮非常大，上面能住幾百人?！?一個男孩笑著說：“當月亮變成月牙的時候，住在上面的人該多擁擠?。　?That Is Not My Dog!,A woman walks into a

2、 pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”,那不是我

3、的狗,一個婦人走進一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎？” 店主說：“不，我的狗不咬人。” 于是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她?！鞍眩　眿D人說，“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人?！?店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗?！?聰明的野兔,野兔比利很餓，他找到了一只蘿卜。當他撿起蘿卜的時候，狐貍先生正在他的生后，想吃了他。 “我也餓了。你是我的晚餐，我要吃了你?！焙傉f。 比利很吃驚，但是他并不害怕。他說：“跟我來，我有更好的食物給你?！?他們來來一口井邊。,“朝這下面看，”比利說， “水里有東西?！薄笆鞘裁囱?？”狐貍先生好奇地問：“那是一只有大又費肥的母親。我們下去把她捉上來?！北壤f著，乘一只水桶下去了。 “你能把雞放進桶里里。”狐貍問他：“不行，這只雞太大了，”比利說，“下來吧。我們可以一起把它捉上去?？斓舻搅硪恢凰袄锇??！?狐貍照做了。當他下去的時候，比利就上來了。“再見?！北壤麖木锍鰜頃r說。而狐貍卻出不來了。,Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,Sir.,Where is the egg?,