1、Excuse me, this is a抱歉，各位，這片場 Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey. 不對(duì)外，我們知道 我們是猴子的朋友Good morning. 早安Look who I brought! 伙計(jì)，你看我?guī)дl來了Your old friend, Harry Elafonte! 是你的老朋友耶，毛毛芳Whoa, dude. Burn! 真慘！I don't get it. 我不懂He seemed so happy to see me yesterday.它昨天好像很高興看至U我Don'

2、t take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all.放在心上，它近來壓力很大你知道，主演一部電影How big of a star is Marcel? 馬賽現(xiàn)在到底有多大牌呀？In human terms? I'd say.用人來比啊，我說像 . Cybill Shepherd. 西碧雪佛So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid? 你們是有份演出的還是你們小題大作而已？Hey, Sal? 沙爾？Jerry wants to kn

3、ow if the monkey's ready. 杰利想知道猴子可以上地鐵那一幕了嗎？Excuse me? 抱歉Jerry is the director? Which one's he? 杰利是導(dǎo)演嗎？他是哪一個(gè)？-The one in the director's chair? -Gotcha. 就是坐在導(dǎo)演椅子那個(gè)我懂了Pheebs, walk with me. 菲比，我們走Why am I walking with you? 我干嘛要跟你走？We're just going over here so that we can get away from.

4、 我們只是要走過來這里遠(yuǎn)離那些 .the horrible flesh-eating virus! 嗜血肉的可怕病毒For the love of God, woman, listen to me! 看在老天的份上，聽我說Is he looking? Is he looking? 他有沒有在看？有沒有在看？Is he looking? Is he looking? The One With the Super Bowl, Part 2Is he looking? Is he looking? 六人行 第 2季第 13集 超級(jí)杯后（第二集）-We've got a problem. -T

5、ell me. 我有個(gè)難題告訴我啊I can't do Chris' makeup. 我沒有辦法幫克麗化妝She refuses to acknowledge her mustache. 她拒絕承認(rèn)她的嘴巴上有胡子-ls it bad? -lt looks like her eyebrow fell down. 很多嗎？像道眉毛掉到嘴上似的Unless we convince her to let me bleach it.除非有人說服她 讓我?guī)退?.Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan. 不然尚克勞范達(dá)美就得去跟大胡子

6、親熱了I'll talk to her. 我去跟她談?wù)処 hate actors. 我討厭演員Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you. 老兄，偽裝得不錯(cuò)我剛才差點(diǎn)沒看到你Excuse me. 抱歉Is your name Chandler? 你叫錢德嗎？Yes, it is. 對(duì)，沒錯(cuò)Chandler Bing. 錢德賓Do you know me or are you just really good at this game? 你認(rèn)識(shí)我？還是你很會(huì)釣?zāi)腥?？I'm Susie Moss.

7、 我是莫蘇西Fourth grade? Glasses?四年級(jí)呀，戴眼鏡I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse? 我常常像拿手提包一樣拿一包動(dòng)物餅干Susie Moss! 莫蘇西Right! Yeah! Wow! 對(duì)呀，是呀Y(jié)ou look.你真是 Great job growing up. 女大十八歲It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it. 很高興看到你不再戴那頂綴滿小鏡子的牛仔帽I graduated fourth gra

8、de and realized I wasn't a pimp. 升上五年級(jí)之后我發(fā)現(xiàn)我不是個(gè)拉皮條的Remember the class play? 記得班上的話劇嗎？You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants? 你掀我的裙子 全禮堂的人都看到我的內(nèi)褲了Yes. Back then, I used humor as a defense mechanism.對(duì)，那個(gè)時(shí)候我用我的幽默感來保護(hù)自己Thank God I don't do that anymore. 謝天謝地，我現(xiàn)在不用那樣了-

9、Oh, my God! -What? What? 天啊 怎么了？It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. 是尚克勞范達(dá)美I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot! 我不知道他在這部電影里面他好帥啊You think? 真的嗎？The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van- Damme? “比利時(shí)大漢”啊 “悍將范達(dá)美 ”Did you see Time Cop? 你看過 “時(shí)空特警”嗎？No. Was he any good in it? 沒有啊，他演得很好嗎？Rachel,

10、 he totally changed time! 瑞秋，他完全改變了時(shí)空So why don't you go talk to him? 那你過去跟他講話嘛Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen? 你過去告訴他，他很可愛最糟能怎樣呢？He could hear me. 他會(huì)聽到的-I'm doing it for you. -Don't you dare! Don't!少來了，好吧，我去幫你講瑞秋，不要 Don't! 不要Tell him I cook! 說我會(huì)

11、做菜Excuse me. 對(duì)不起This is gonna sound kind of goofy. 這樣會(huì)有點(diǎn)怪怪的 . but my friend over there.我刃B邊見B個(gè)朋友 .who cooks, by the way. 她很會(huì)做菜She thinks you're cute. 她覺得你很可愛You don't think I'm cute? 你不這么覺得嗎？I don't know. 我不知道Do you think you're cute? 你覺得你可愛嗎？We're getting off the track. I wa

12、s supposed to tell you. 我們扯太遠(yuǎn)了我是過來告訴你. my friend thinks you're cute.我朋友她覺得你很可愛What should I tell her? 我該怎么告訴她呢？You can tell her I think her friend is cute. 告訴她 我覺得她的朋友，很可愛-Makeup! -That's me. I gotta go. 化妝 叫我了，我得走了How many times must I touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date?我得碰你老兄

13、的手多少次你才會(huì)開尊口約我出去呢？Well, let's try one more. 我想再試一次There you go. Ernie's, 8:00? 我們?nèi)?“厄尼 ”，八點(diǎn)鐘I'll be there. 我會(huì)到And if things go well, maybe this time.誰知道，一切順利的話 或許這一次 . I'll get to see your underwear.我能看到你的內(nèi)褲No one was around to hear that? 沒人在這里聽這個(gè)？So what'd he say? 他怎么說？What a jer

14、k! 他真渾蛋I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out. 我一直在跟他談你可是他卻一直想要約我Naturally, you know, I said no. 我當(dāng)然是說不行羅Thanks, anyway. 還是謝了He just kept asking.但是他一直約我 .and asking, asking, asking. 約我If you want to go out with him, you can. 如果你想跟他約會(huì)的話就去啊Sounds like a jerk to me, but他聽起來像是個(gè)渾蛋，但 Jean-Cla

15、ude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight! 尚克勞，她說好，今晚見Thank you. 謝謝Then Jean-Claude took me to Crossroads.然后 尚克勞帶我去 十字路口 ”.and we hung out with Drew Barrymore.我們?cè)谀抢锔飪喊爬蚰砘霴h, man. She's so smokin'! 老兄，她好惹火She's got the greatest set of她有對(duì)最炫的 No guys around, huh? 這兒沒男的？-Does anybody nee

16、d anything? -I'll have an espresso. 有誰需要什么嗎？我來杯濃縮咖啡I'll get it. 我還是自己去拿If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself. 叫你去的話說不定最后會(huì)被你喝掉-That is so unfair. -I know. 好不公平啊我知道Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?你跟范達(dá)美那樣對(duì)她之后還要喝她的咖啡嗎？I have to cancel ra

17、cquetball tonight. 喬伊，我要取消今晚的壁球Marcel's trainer will let me have him for a couple of hours. 剛剛是馬賽的訓(xùn)練師他會(huì)把馬賽讓給我?guī)讉€(gè)小時(shí)You're blowing me off for a monkey? 你為了猴子失我的約？We can reschedule for Saturday. 我們可以改星期六打呀Unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons. 對(duì)，除非你搭上一票鴿子Stick a fork in me.用叉子叉我 .I am done!

18、 我熟子Stick a fork what? 用叉子什么？Like when you're cooking a steak. 像你煎牛排那樣啊I don't eat meat. 我不吃肉的How do you know vegetables are done? 那你怎么知道菜熟了呢？Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell. 不知道啊只要吃一口就知道了Okay, then eat me, I'm done! 那吃我吧，我熟了I've met the perfect woman. 我遇見完美的女人了We&

19、#39;re sitting on her couch, fooling around.我們坐在沙發(fā)上 我們?cè)谟H熱 .and then she turns to me andsays:突然她轉(zhuǎn)過來對(duì)我說："Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?" 你有想過在電梯里做嗎？“”What did you say? 那你說什么？I believe my exact words were. 我相信我的回答是 How do you know if you wanna do that? 你怎么知道要不要在電梯里做？You just know.

20、 你就是知道We gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes. 我們得走了三十分鐘后訂了餐廳位置What I had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops. 我的計(jì)劃最多絕對(duì)不會(huì)超過兩，三分鐘的Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go. 兩百秒鐘的激情，我們得走了But.但是. here's an idea.我有個(gè)主意Have you ever worn women's underwear? 你有沒有穿過女人

21、的內(nèi)衣呀？Well, yes, actually.這個(gè)事實(shí)上，有. but they were my Aunt Edna's.是我艾達(dá)姑媽的And there were three of us in there. 一條褲子里擠了三個(gè)人I was thinking it would be kind of sexy. 我在想， 如果你今天 .if you wore mine tonight at dinner.晚飯的時(shí)候穿我的內(nèi)衣 會(huì)蠻性感的You want me to wear your panties? 你要我穿你內(nèi)褲？Could you? 可以嗎？If I was wearing y

22、our underwear. 若我穿了你內(nèi)褲的話， 那么 .then what would you be wearing? 你要穿什幺？You're swell! 你太棒了I made Marcel's favorite dish, banana cake.我做了馬賽最喜歡吃的菜香蕉蛋糕 .with mealworm. 加了蟲蟲Candle. 蠟燭啊What do you think's gonna happen here tonight? 你以為今天晚上這兒會(huì)發(fā)生什么事??？Hi, are you on your way over 你正要過來 No, I underst

23、and. A monkey's gotta work.不會(huì)我了解 我是說，猴子得工作嘛It's no big deal. 不，小事一樁嘛It's not like I had anything special planned.又不是說 我計(jì)劃了什么特別的Rachel, why don't you start talking first? 瑞秋 那我們就由你先開始說好了I feel that this is totally unjustified. 好吧，我覺得她這樣是完全沒道理的She gave me the green light, I did nothing

24、她說我可以的 我又沒做什么 Do you think I can't see you in the TV set? 你以為 我在電視上看不到你嗎？If there's something you'd like to share 好了，摩妮卡你有什么話要說就說好了You had no right to date him! 你沒有這個(gè)權(quán)利跟他出去-That's the most ridiculous -You sold me out! 你這么說太荒唐了吧你出賣我-I did not! -You absolutely 我才沒有出賣你呢有，你有Would you let

25、 me talk! 你讓我講好不好？Did you just flick me? 你剛剛彈我的頭？Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was 你不讓我說完，我只是想 That hurt! 好痛啊Quit flicking! 別彈了Stop flicking! 你，你別彈了You flicked me first! 是你先彈的，是你先彈的Let's not do this! 別這樣，別這樣嘛Happy thoughts! 想點(diǎn)快樂的事！Now I'm gonna kick some ass! 好吧，老娘要教訓(xùn)人了All right

26、. Now, I will let go if you both stop. 好吧 你們住手的話我就放手You want me to stop seeing him? 你要我不再見他嗎？You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead? 你要我打電話給他告訴他你要替我跟他約會(huì)嗎？Is that what you want? 你想這樣嗎？That's what you want? 你就是想這樣？是的-Fine! -Fine! 很好 很好There we go. 好了If we were in prison, you gu

27、ys would be, like, my bitches. 我們要是在牢里的話 你們就會(huì)是我的女人Thanks for letting me tag along. 謝謝你們今天晚上讓我跟Forget about it. 何需掛齒How you doing there, squirmy? 你覺得怎么樣，扭動(dòng)先生？I'm hanging in. 我窩在里面And a little out. 有一點(diǎn)出來So assistant to the director? 你是導(dǎo)演的助理？That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of respon

28、sibilities 你的工作一定很有意思你一定有很多很酷的責(zé)任I don't do the casting. 我跟選角完全無關(guān)So what are you guys gonna eat? 你們大家想吃什么？How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth. 為什么我滿腦子都想著把那冰塊放進(jìn)嘴里.and licking you all over?然后舔遍你的全身？Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it? 因?yàn)?/p>

29、我上的高中是男校 現(xiàn)在神要補(bǔ)償我？I want you right here. 我現(xiàn)在就要你 . right now. 在這里Right now, right here? 現(xiàn)在？在這里？Don't you think we're in kind of a public place? 你不認(rèn)為這里是公共場所嗎？They do have the shrimp. 這里有活蝦Meet me in the bathroom. 到洗手間等我I'm going to the bathroom now. 現(xiàn)在我要去洗手間了Come on. 來呀All right, mister. 好，

30、先生Let's see those panties. 給我看那條內(nèi)褲Alrighty. 遵命But you know what would be even sexier? 你知道怎么樣會(huì)更性感嗎？What? 怎么樣？If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them. 你沒把你的襯衫塞進(jìn)去的話All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. 好，現(xiàn)在呢 我想看你只穿那件內(nèi)褲Take your clothes off. 把衣服脫下來I hope you re

31、alize this means we'll miss hearing about the specials.好吧，但是你要知道這表示我們會(huì)錯(cuò)過特餐的介紹Come on, hurry!來，快點(diǎn)Do you want this done quick or done right? 你要我快點(diǎn)弄好還是要我做得好？All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind. 好，轉(zhuǎn)過去，我要看你的后面Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video. 有人跟著“鋼鐵玻璃 ”錄影帶運(yùn)動(dòng)So you wa

32、nt me to clench anything or.?所以你要我縮緊什么嗎？或者是Susie?蘇西This is for the fourth grade. 這個(gè)就是報(bào)四年級(jí)的仇-What do you mean? -What do I mean? 什么意思??？什么 “什么意思”？What do I mean?! 什么意思？！I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean! 我的意思是內(nèi)褲，先生那就是我的意思What? What do you mean? 什么意思？My skirt.我的裙子.you lifted. IKids laugh

33、ing! 你掀開了，大家笑了I was Susie Underpants till I was 18! 到十八歲大家還叫我內(nèi)褲蘇西That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset? 那是四年級(jí)的事了你怎會(huì)到現(xiàn)在都還在生氣呢？Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. 你二十年后打電話給我告訴我你是不是還在生氣I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!我也要

34、告訴你 你這條內(nèi)褲我是不會(huì)還你的I can't believe this.我真不敢相信Just two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death.兩個(gè)禮拜前 我還在看 絕命殺陣” .and now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.現(xiàn)在我竟然在跟范達(dá)美約會(huì)Can you beat up that guy?你能打扁那個(gè)像伙嗎？-Can you beat up that guy? -Sure.扁這個(gè) 當(dāng)然This is so wild.這太瘋狂了I gotta admit, I was surpri

35、sed that you agreed to go on a blind date. 我得承認(rèn)我有,電奇怪 你會(huì)同意跟我來個(gè)盲目約會(huì)Normally, I would not do it. 通常我是不會(huì)答應(yīng)的What made you make the exception for me?是嗎？ 那你為什么會(huì)為我破例呢？Rachel told me.因?yàn)槿鹎锔嬖V我說.you were dying to have a threesome with me and DrewBarrymore.你想跟我還有茱兒芭莉摩來個(gè)主人行”啊By the way, Drew has some ground rule

36、s and.對(duì)了，茱兒她有一些規(guī)矩的 Say you're sorry!說你對(duì)不起我Say it!說！No! I'm not gonna!不，我才不要跟你說抱歉呢Say it! Say it! Great!快說好極了Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.瑞秋，道歉 不然你的毛衣就遭殃That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater! 那是我最喜歡的毛衣 我第三次約會(huì)的毛衣Say you're sorry.說，你很抱歉You wanna play? Ok

37、ay, let's play.你想玩，是不是？Let's play.好，咱們就來玩What'll you do? 你想怎么樣？Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.把毛衣還給我 不然我就醬腌皮包You don't have the guts. 你才不敢這么做Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute. 是嗎？至少我不會(huì)不敢 告訴男人，我覺得他很可愛Stop! Stop the madness! 好了，住

38、手，你們別瘋了This is crazy! 你們兩個(gè)瘋了Who can remember why you're fighting in the first place? 現(xiàn)在你們誰還記得 你們本來在吵些什么東西嗎？Yes, that's right. 對(duì)，沒錯(cuò)But still.但是Look at your purse! 看看你的皮包Look at your sweater! 看看你的毛衣Look at yourselves! 看看你們兩個(gè)人I'll help you fix your sweater. 我會(huì)幫你補(bǔ)毛衣的I'll help you.我會(huì)幫你一.t

39、hrow out your purse.丟掉皮包I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him. 對(duì)不起，我阻止你再見他I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him. 對(duì)不起 我知道你喜歡他還跟他約會(huì)I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves. 對(duì)不起， 我 借了你的手套Joey? 喬伊？Ma? 媽？What are you doing here? I thought you guys took off. 你在這兒干嘛？我以為你們走了She too

40、k off with my clothes! 她帶著我的衣服走了-Are you naked in there? -Well, not exactly. 你一絲不掛不完全是I'm wearing panties. 我穿著女生內(nèi)褲You always wear panties? 你經(jīng)常穿女生內(nèi)褲嗎？No, no. This is the first time.不這是第一次Talk about your bad luck! 你還真夠倒霉The first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes. 第一次試女生

41、內(nèi)褲 然后衣服就被別人給帶走了I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them. 不是我要穿的是蘇西叫我穿的Let me see! 讓我看看不要No! I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever! 我才不讓你或任何人看呢All right, all right! 好吧Someone's flossing! 有人在用“牙線 ”Joey, some people don't like that. 喬伊，有些人不喜歡那樣的Chandler's wearing p

42、anties. 錢德穿女生內(nèi)褲What? 什么？-Let me see! -You don't have to see!讓我看 不 一 你不要看Hi, tushy! 小屁屁One of you give me your underpants. 你們誰把你們的內(nèi)褲借我穿I'm not wearing any. 幫不上忙，我不穿內(nèi)褲的How can you not be wearing any? 你怎么會(huì)沒穿內(nèi)褲呢？I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong. 穿粉紅丁字褲的人倒訓(xùn)起人來了Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpants. 聽我說，羅斯，我出五十塊錢買你的內(nèi)褲，好嗎？Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpant