1、Hey,you guys ever wonder why they call it Thanksgiving? 你們有想過為什么要叫感恩節(jié)嗎？Okay. Hey,Monica,youre doing Thanksgiving next week,right? 好，摩妮卡 你下星期要煮感恩節(jié)大餐吧？Because Carols taking Ben to her parents place in Florida. 卡蘿要帶班去佛州看她父母Okay,okay. Ill make Thanksgiving dinner. 好好好，我來煮You dont have to beg. 你不必求我I did

2、nt beg. I just asked once. 我沒有求你，我只是問你You could beg,you know. 求一下又不會死Monica said I could make dessert this year. 摩妮卡說我今年可以做甜點-Youre gonna cook something? -Hey,I cook. 你要下廚？我會下廚啊Offering people gum is not cooking. 拿口香糖給別人不叫下廚Are you sure Monica said you could cook this year? 摩妮卡真的是說今年嗎？I remember her

3、 saying in two years. You said in two years,right? 我記得她是說后年 你是說后年吧？No,I promised her. 我已經(jīng)答應她了Are you sure you want to start out with something as big as Thanksgiving dinner?你確定要一出手就做感恩節(jié)甜點？I mean,maybe you wanna try a little Thanksgiving breakfast? 要不要先做感恩節(jié)早餐？Maybe a Thanksgiving snack? 或是感恩節(jié)零食？Come

4、on,you guys, I can do this. 別這樣，我一定行Remember,I made those peanut butter cookies. 我不是做過花生醬餅干？What are you guys so worried about? Cooking is easy. 你們在擔心什么煮菜很簡單You just follow the recipe. 照食譜就對了If it says,boil two cups of salt, you just boil two cups of salt. 如果食譜說“將兩杯鹽煮沸”你就把兩杯鹽煮沸The One Where Ross Got

5、 High 本集播出：“感恩的季節(jié)”rainystar壓制iPod-MP4本集播出：感恩的季節(jié)”O(jiān)kay,great. Bye. 太好了，再見Guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner? 你猜誰要來吃感恩節(jié)晚餐？Sidney Poitier? 薜尼鮑迪？（曾主演 “誰來晚餐”）I miss Rachel. 我懷念瑞秋My parents. 是我爸媽Great, they havent seen the place since I moved in. 太好了，我搬進來之后他們還沒來過If you could not mention that we live

6、together, thatd be great. 對，要是你能不提同居的事 就太好了I was thinking wed eat around 4. 我打算4點左右開動Why cant I tell them we live together? 為什么不能提同居的事？They dont know were dating. Should we eat in the kitchen? 因為他們不知道我們在交往 要在廚房吃嗎？Why havent you told them? 你為什么沒有告訴他們？Well,I was going to. I really was. 我本來要說，真的But the

7、n somewhere, just out of nowhere,I didnt. 但是后來不知怎的就沒說了Why not? Wouldnt they be happy? 你為什么沒說？他們不會開心嗎？So,dinner in the kitchen around 4. Ill see you then. 4點左右廚房開動，到時候見Why wouldnt they be happy? 他們?yōu)槭裁床粫_心？Well,because因為mainly. 主要是they dont like you. 他們不喜歡你-Im sorry. -What? Why? Why? 對不起 什么？為什么？Maybe

8、because you used to be aloof. 也許是因為你以前很冷漠or that youre sarcastic or that you joke around. 很尖酸刻薄，老愛開玩笑or that you throw your clothes on the couch. 或許是因為你脫了衣服都亂丟Is this why they dont like me or you dont like me? 這是他們的還是你的看法I know I should have told them. I shouldnt care what they think. 我知道我應該告訴他們 我不該

9、在意他們Im sorry. 對不起Itll be okay because when they come over, I will be charming. 其實沒關(guān)系，等他們來了我會表現(xiàn)得很迷人I will make them love me, then well tell them. 我會讓他們愛上我然后我們再說Will that work? 你真的覺得可行？I can be pretty charming,babe. I won you over, didnt l? 我也可以很有魅力我不就贏得了你的心？I dont think youll ever get my parents that

10、 drunk. 你應該不能把他們灌到那么醉Hey. Oh, good,Ross. Your parents like me, right? 太好了，羅斯你爸媽喜歡我，對吧？Yes, of course they like you. 他們當然喜歡你Monica told me they dont. 摩妮卡說他們不喜歡我Yeah,they dont like you. 對，他們不喜歡你Do you know why? 你知道原因嗎？Maybe its because youre sarcastic or maybe its because you.也許是因為你很尖酸刻薄或石是因為If people

11、 dont know, they shouldnt just guess! 不知道就不要亂猜Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for. 帥啊 又一個不值得感恩的感恩節(jié)Maybe I give thanks for you shutting up,huh? 也許我可以感恩你閉嘴Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my place. 也許我可以感恩你把我的電動送去我的新家Maybe I love you. 也許我愛你Hey,guys. 你們好No,I dont want to

12、 play video games, Joey! 不要，我不想打電動Are you guys going to Chandlers for Thanksgiving? 你們要去錢德家過感恩節(jié)嗎？Yeah,why? 對，怎么了？Me and my friends are doing Thanksgiving uptown. 我和幾個舞者朋友想一起慶祝I thought you might like to come. 我想說你們可能想去For real? 真的去？You should go to Chandlers. None of us can cook. 你們是該去錢德家我們沒有人會做菜Wel

13、l just drink all day. 最后八成都在喝酒We go to yours! 好，我們?nèi)e have to stop across the hall because its my sister. 對，我們得過去露個面畢竟她是我妹妹But,you know,actually, growing up with a sister was nice. 不過有個妹妹是好事because it helped me understand women. 讓我很了解女人心Yeah, you should tell your friends that. 你應該告訴她們Okay. 好How you

14、got three women to marry you, Ill never know. 真不知你怎么能騙到三個老婆Hey,Mon,look. Im melting butter. 摩妮卡，你看，我在融化奶油Thats great,Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.太好了，跟天氣熱的效果一樣Phoebe,check it out! For my dessert. 菲比，你看，感恩節(jié)甜點Im making a traditional English trifle. 我決定做酒果醬松糕Wow. That sounds great

15、! And what are you making,Monica? 聽起來好棒摩妮卡你呢？In case Rachels dessert is so good that I eat all of it. 萬一瑞秋的甜點好吃到被我吃光光and theres none left for anybody else! 別人會沒得吃Nothing. 我不做Nothing? 你不做？No,sweetie. I trust you. 對，我信任你If I mess this up, theres nothing else for dessert? 所以要是我搞砸就沒有甜點了？You wont mess it

16、 up. 你不會搞砸的I love that. You really have faith in me. Thank you. 摩妮卡，我好高興 你真的對我有信心，謝謝Question: How do you know when the butter is done? 技術(shù)問題這些奶油什么時候好？Its done about two minutes before it looks like that. 大約變成這樣2分鐘前-The food smells great, Mon. -And the place looks so nice. 菜聞起來好香這里布置得真漂亮-Hey,happy Tha

17、nksgiving,everybody! -Happy Thanksgiving! 感恩節(jié)快樂-Well,this has been great. -See you. 真是開心再見Whoa,whoa,whoa! 真是開心再見Where you going? 你們要去哪里？We did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having. 我們說過要去參加 喬伊的室友的聚會Oh,Janine, the really hot dancer girl? 火辣舞者吉寧？Some would say shes attractive,yes

18、. 有些人會說她很有魅力Who else is going to be there? 還有誰會去？Her friends. 她的幾個朋友Her dancer friends? 舞者朋友？Yes! All right? 對啦，好不好？All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there. 她的性感舞者朋友都會去and theyll be drinking and dancing and we really want to go! 她們會喝酒跳舞 我們真的很想去Dude,we were good. 都快成功了Youre not going. You sa

19、id youd eat here and youll eat here. 你們哪兒也不準去 你們說要來吃飯就別想跑Yeah,and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls. 扔下我們?nèi)タ葱愿形枵遡s not very Thanksgiving-y. 可不太感恩Oh,but it is. 但是 .Its like the first Thanksgiving when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down. 第一個感恩節(jié)就是這樣 印地安人和清教徒共進晚餐Then the Indians taught the Pilgrims. 然

20、后印地安人告訴清教徒.what it meant to be hot in the New World! 新世界的性感定義是什么Fellas,I really think you should stay here. 我真的覺得你們應該留下來Youre just jealous because you cant go. 你不能去就嫉妒That is so not true. 沒有這回事-Hello,everybody! -Hi! 大家好Hi,Dad. Mom. 爸，媽Look! Look who it is! Its Chandler! 看，是錢德耶Oh,yes,of course. Hello

21、,Chandler. 錢德，你好Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful. 伯父伯母，你們的氣色真好It is great to have you here. Let us take your coats. 歡迎，外套給我們吧Whoa,it snowing out there? 外面在下雪嗎？No. 沒有Monica,all this food looks wonderful. 摩妮卡，菜看起來都好好吃You should do this for a living. 你應該考慮走這一行Okay,I have dandruff. Theres no need

22、 to laugh and point. 就算我有頭皮屑你也不必指著我笑Chandler was laughing at your joke. 爸，錢德是在笑你的笑話My joke wasnt funny. 我的笑話又不好笑Chandler laughs at everything. 錢德什么事都笑Thats one of the great things about him. 那是他的優(yōu)點之一Rach,I just remembered. 瑞秋，我剛剛想到I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night. 我昨晚夢到蓋勒先生Really? 真的嗎？I dre

23、amt that he saved me from a burning building. 對，我夢到他把我從火場救出and he was so brave and so strong. 他好英勇好強壯And its making me look at him totally differently. 我對他完全改觀He used to be just Jack Geller,Monica and Ross dad. 他以前只是杰克蓋勒 摩妮卡和羅斯的爸爸Now hes Jack Geller,dream hunk. 現(xiàn)在他是杰克蓋勒，夢中情人I dont know. To me, hell

24、always be Jack Geller. 不知道耶對我來說他永遠都是杰克蓋勒walks in while youre changing. 在你換衣服時闖進來You know,Dad,Chandler is one of Ross very best friends. 爸 錢德是羅斯最要好的朋友之一Yes,I know. 是，我知道Ross sure is a great guy. 羅斯是個好青年Ive always felt that how a man turns out. 我一直覺得兒子.is a reflection on his father. 是父親的翻版I always tho

25、ught that too. Tell me, what does your father do? 我也有同感請問你爸是做什么的？Hes a headliner of a. 他是 .gay burlesque show. 同志歌舞秀的頭牌Youre killing us. Will you serve the dessert already? 瑞秋你急死人了，快上甜點啦Theres drunken dancers a-waiting! 有酒醉的舞者都在等我們Look at it. Isnt it beautiful? 你們看，很漂亮吧？Yeah. What is it? 是啊，這是什么？Its

26、 a trifle. Its got all these layers. 酒果醬松糕，有很多層First theres a layer of ladyfingers,then jam. 先是一層小松糕，然后是果醬then custard, which I made from scratch. 然后是我自己做的乳蛋糕then raspberries, more ladyfingers. 然后是覆盆子然后又是小松糕then beef sauteed with peas and onions. 然后是豌豆洋蔥炒嫩牛肉then a little bit more custard. 然后又有一點乳蛋糕t

27、hen bananas and then I put whipped cream on top. 然后是香蕉最后再涂上鮮奶油What was the one right before bananas? 香蕉前面是什么？The beef. Yeah,that was weird to me too. 炒牛肉嗎？我也覺得有點奇怪But then I thought, Well,theres minced-meat pie. 不過我想說連甜肉餡餅都有了Thats an English dessert. 那是一種英式甜點These people just put strange things in t

28、heir food. 英國人都放一堆怪東西Can I borrow rum from your place? 對了，可以跟你借蘭姆酒嗎？Yeah,sure. 當然可以While Im gone, dont you sneak a taste. 我不在的時候你們可別偷吃Beef in a dessert? 甜點加牛肉？No,no,no. There is no way. 不可能的I know. And only one layer of jam? 就是啊，而且果醬才一層What is up with that? 有沒有搞錯？Oh,my God. 天哪The pages are stuck tog

29、ether. 這兩頁黏在一起Chandler! 錢德Oh,my God. She made half an English trifle and.天哪，她做了酒果醬松糕加 half a shepherds pie! 肉餡馬鈴薯泥餅Man,now shes gonna start all over. 完了，她得重做了Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World. 我們沒辦法帶那些辣妹 認識新世界了No,no,we will. We just wont tell her she messed up. 不，我們可以不

30、要告訴她就是了Just let her serve the beef-custard thing? 然后讓她上那個牛肉乳蛋糕？Yeah. Itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story. 對，這會是個有趣的回憶Vomiting stories are funny,I guess. 嘔吐的回憶的確很有趣Joey. God,your apartment is,like,100 degrees. 喬伊，天哪，你家熱死了Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? 你會不會想脫到只剩內(nèi)衣？No. 不會Sti

31、ll not hot enough! 還不夠熱Rachel. Okay,look at him. 瑞秋？ 怎樣？Look at those strong hands. 你看他，你看那雙有力的手Oh,what I wouldnt give to be that can of condensed milk.我真想當那瓶 煉孚LChandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is. 媽，錢德說你的毛衣很好看Thank you. I just bought it. 謝謝你，這是新衣服Yes,well,its very beautiful and

32、its cream-colored and tight and.是嗎，很漂亮，米色的，很緊I dont mean tight. Its not tight. Not that I was looking at. 我不是指很緊，不會很緊 我沒有在看Whats the matter with him? 他是怎么搞的？I think hes stoned again. 大概又嗑藥了What? 什么？I need to talk to you. 我有事要告訴你I think I might know why my parents dont like you. 我大概知道我爸媽為什么不喜歡你了Why?

33、是嗎？為什么？Okay,remember we were young. 記不記得我們年輕的時候Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom. 大二的春假，我在房里哈麻and my parents walked in and smelled it. 我爸媽走進來聞到了so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window. 于是我就說你哈了麻 跳窗走了Why did you do that? 什么？你為什么要賴給我？I dont know. Yours

34、was the first name that popped into my head. 我不知道，我第一個想到你I didnt think itd matter. 對不起，我以為不會怎樣How could it not matter? 怎么可能不會怎樣？How was I to know wed be friends after college. 我怎么知道我們會變成死黨and youd be living with my sister? 更別提你會跟我妹同居了What about the friends forever stuff? 那些 “生死之交”的豪語呢？I dont know. I

35、 was all high. 不曉得，我當時正highMom and Dad sent me to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned. 爸媽叫我來看看 你是不是想找羅斯嗑藥Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college,and he blamed it on me! 羅斯大學哈麻被他們逮到他居然賴給我I cant believe you! 羅斯，你怎么這樣We havent told them were together because they hate me, so fix this

36、.他們討厭我，我們才沒公開Okay, okay, Ill tell them it wasnt Chandler who got high. 好啦，我會說哈麻的不是錢德Now, who should I say it was? 那我要說是誰？You! Its not like its a big deal. You dont still do it or anything. 你！這又沒什么 你現(xiàn)在又沒在嗑藥All right. Now,who should I say tricked me into doing it? 好啦好啦那我要說是誰騙我這么做的？Nobody. Youre gonna

37、go out there and tell them exactly what happened.沒有人，你要跟他們說實話-Really? -Yes! 是嗎？ 對Okay. 好吧Wait,is there anything else I should know? 等等，還有別的事嗎？No. Oh,yeah.沒了喔有You microwaved a bunch of my dads records. 你把我爸的一堆唱片拿去微波Why? 為什么？Evidently,you werent very good at handling your high. 顯然你一high 就會很失控Dad, plea

38、se dont pick your teeth out here. 爸，請別在這里剔牙And if youre gonna put your feet up.如果你要翹腳，怎么不坐 Leave him alone! 摩妮卡，不要煩他Will you hurry up? 你快點好嗎？Did you not hear me when I told you that Janines friends are dancers? 你之前沒聽到我說吉寧的朋友都是舞者嗎？And that theyre gonna be drinking a lot? 而且她們會喝很多酒？No,I did. But tell

39、me again because its so romantic. 我是聽到了，不過你再說一次好浪漫喔Youre whipping so slow. Do it faster! 你打得好慢，不能快一點嗎？I dont want to make any mistakes! 喬伊，我不想犯錯If I screw it up, everybodys gonna be like: 甜點只有這一道，要是我搞砸Oh,remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?大家會說“記得那次感恩節(jié)” 瑞秋把酒果醬松糕做壞了 “”Just le

40、t me worry about making it, and you just worry about eating it. 所以做讓我來做你只管擔心吃的部分Oh,I am. 我是很擔心-If you dont tell them, then I will. -Okay. Fine. 羅斯，你再不說，我就要說了好啦Ross, can I talk to you for a second? 羅斯，你可以來一下嗎？Can it wait? I have to tell my parents something. 等一下好嗎？我有事要告訴我爸嗎No,it cant? Okay. 不能等？好吧We

41、have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.我覺得我們應該告訴瑞秋她做錯了What? What is with everybody? 什么？大家是都怎么了？Its Thanksgiving,not. 今天是感恩節(jié)，不是.Truth Day! 告解日Look,when everyone eats that banana-meat thing. 等大家吃到那道香蕉肉甜點theyll all make fun of her. Do you want that? 一定會取笑她，那樣你也好嗎Well just get everyone to act lik

42、e they like it. 好，我們就叫大家假裝喜歡That way,no one makes fun of her. 那樣就不會有人取笑她and we still get to go to sweet-potato pie. 我們也可以去找那些小辣椒Dude,theyre not objects. 別把她們物化Just kidding. Ill talk to them. You distract her. 開玩笑的，我去告訴大家你把瑞秋拖開Hey,Rach,can I talk to you outside for a sec? 瑞秋，可以出去談一下嗎？Okay. 好吧Whats up

43、,Ross? 什么事？So.所以Thanksgiving. 感恩節(jié)The holiday season is upon us. 歲末季節(jié)又來了And. 是啊you look nice today. 還有 你今天很漂亮-Oh,no. No, Ross, dont do this. -What? 不，羅斯，不要這樣什么？I dont think us getting back together is a good idea. 我覺得我們不適合復合I thought this might happen today. 我早就料到會這樣I know the holidays can be rough.

44、我知道逢年過節(jié)特別難熬and its probably hard for you to be alone right now. 而且你一個人八成很辛苦Youre alone. 你也是一個人No,I live with Phoebe. 不，我跟菲比住I mean,youre alone-alone. 你就真的只有一個人And its just not the time for us. Im sorry. 但這個時機真的不對，抱歉Oh,well. Cant blame a guy for trying. 我總得試試看And if anyone needs help pretending to li

45、ke it. 要是有人不知道怎么裝I learned some things in acting class. Try rubbing your stomach. 我在表演課學過 你們可以摸摸肚子Or saying, Mmm. 或是說 嗯”Smiling. 還有微笑Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore. 我再也不花錢讓你去上表演課Rachel,there you are. Lets serve that dessert already!瑞秋，你回來了，快上甜點吧Joey, you have to stop rushing me. Y

46、ou dont get any dessert. 喬伊，別再催我了你知道嗎？罰你不準吃Really? 是喔？No,just kidding. I would never do that to you. 騙你的，我才不會虐待你Okay, everybody, its trifle time. 好，各位，酒果醬松糕時間到So,Rach,this is a traditional English trifle,isnt it? 這是英式酒果醬松糕對吧？-It sure is. -Wow. 一點也沒錯So did you make it with beef or eggplant? 那你是加牛肉還是茄

47、子？-Beef. -I cant have any. I dont eat meat. 牛肉 我不能吃你也知道我不吃肉Monica, I want you to have the first taste. 摩妮卡，我要你第一個品嘗Really? 是嗎？Wait, you only got whipped cream. 等等，你只挖了鮮奶油You gotta take a bite with all the layers. 你得挖到每一層好 你得挖到每一層You dropped a pea. 等等，你掉了一顆豌豆Well? 怎么樣？嗯怎么樣？Its good. 好好吃Really? How go

48、od? 真的嗎？多好吃？Its so good that I feel selfish. 好吃到 .about being the only one whos eating it. 我一個人吃會過意不去I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. 我們應該讓每個人都享用Especially Ross. 尤其是羅斯This is so good that Im gonna go enjoy it on the balcony. 真是太好吃了，我要去陽臺吃So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enj

49、oy my dessert. 好邊看風景邊享用Ive gotta call my friend. 我要去房里打電話and tell her how good this is from Monicas room. 告訴我的朋友瑪麗有多好吃Ill help dial. 我?guī)湍銚芴朓m gonna go into the bathroom. 我要去浴室so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it. 好邊吃邊照鏡子What was that all about? Does it not taste good? 這是怎么回事？不好吃嗎？-Let me try

50、 it. -No,no! 我吃吃看什么？不行All gone! 都沒了So good. 好好吃Maybe Chandler has some left. 也許錢德還有剩It tastes like feet. 味道好像洗腳水I like it! 我喜歡Are you kidding? 不是吧？Whats not to like? Custard, good. 有什么不好？乳蛋糕？贊Jam,good. Meat,good. 果醬？贊，牛肉？贊So a bird just grabbed it. 一只鳥就這樣一把搶過去and then tried to fly away with it. 想帶著它

51、飛走 and then just dropped it on the street? 結(jié)果就掉到馬路上了？If its any consolation, before the bird dropped it. 對，不過值得安慰的是掉下去之前.he seemed to enjoy it. 它好像吃得很開心Rachel,come here. 瑞秋，來一下I was taking my Thanksgiving nap and I had another dream. 我剛剛小睡一覺，又夢到杰克-Do I want to hear this? -I dont know,lets see. 菲比，我會

52、想聽嗎？我不知道，你聽聽看I dreamt we were getting married. 我夢到我們正要結(jié)婚and he left because he had to go fight a fire. 結(jié)果他離開去救火So I went to a nightclub and I saw him making out with a girl. 所以我去一家夜總會 卻看到他跟一個女的在親熱Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you! 天哪，他在夢里背叛你But then Jacques Cousteau came.對，但這時賈克庫斯托出現(xiàn)and he kicked

53、his ass for betraying me. 幫我教訓了他一頓So cool! 好酷喔Then he took me diving and introduced me to his sea horse. 然后他帶我去潛水 跟我介紹他養(yǎng)的海馬who was coming on to me. Please, that is not gonna happen. 它一直對我獻殷勤但是怎么可能Boy,Im glad I wore the big belt today. 幸好我今天系了大皮帶Five minutes ago,a line like that would have floored me

54、. 5 分鐘前 那種話會讓我神魂顛倒But now,nothing. Well,not nothing. I am still a woman.現(xiàn)在去口毫無作用 一點點啦，我畢竟是女人Ross? Lets go. 羅斯，來吧Oh,yeah. About telling Mom and Dad. 關(guān)于告訴他們這件事I was thinking about maybe writing a letter. 我考慮用寫信的Thats it. Youve had your chance. 夠了，我給過你機會What? 什么？Mom,Dad. Ross smoked pot in college. 媽，爸

55、，羅斯大學哈過麻What? 什么？You are such a tattletale! 你這個抓耙仔Mom,Dad. 媽 爸you remember that time you walked in my room. 記得你們在我房里and smelled marijuana? 聞到大麻的事嗎？Yes. 記得I told you it was Chandler. 我說是錢德who was smoking the pot but. 在哈麻 其實一it was me. Im sorry. 是我，對不起It was you? 是你？And Dad, Chandler didnt melt your r

56、ecords. 爸，錢德沒把你的唱片燒壞Ross did. 是羅斯干的-Is that true? -And Dad. 是真的嗎？還有you know that mailman that you got fired? 你害他被革職的郵差He didnt steal your Playboys. Ross did. 他沒有偷你的花花公子是羅斯偷的Well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing. Monica did!前廊的秋千椅不是風雨弄壞的是摩妮卡坐壞的Ross hasnt worked at the museum for a year! 羅斯已經(jīng)離開博物館1年了Monica and Chandler are living together! 摩妮卡和錢德在同居R