破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季Evening,破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季晚上好Max,wegotbigtroublefromlittle麥克斯小中國惹大麻煩了Hi,你好There'snothingbigaboutHelookslikeIwonhiminabearclawMax,whatistheworstsentenceyoueverwantto麥克斯你最不想從阿憨的嘴里comeoutofHan'sIgotyoupregnant?Comeon,badbad.拜托更慘絕人寰一點Igotyoupregnant是"我要裝卡拉0K"No!No!不憨Thoseguysbetterbeupbecausewe'reofficiallyputtingasscrackontheIamaddingaTVtobringinmoreWecanhavethemenights,UltimateFighting我們可以舉辦主題之夜如終極格斗之夜RealDesperateHousewivesofBravoCitynights,karaokenight.Youcan'tgethipsterson那是在火上澆油助紂為虐Replacetheword"like"withtheword句子換成嬉皮士"希特勒"andyougotthethreeworstthingsinMax,Ihearwhatyousay,麥克斯我懂你的意思SingleWherearemysingleOkay.NextpersonisgoingtosingTeenageDreambyKaty好下一位將演唱凱蒂·whoisprettynowbutusedtohaveveryhorribleThisisthethirdTeenageDreamin45短短的45分鐘里我都聽了三遍《少女夢》了Whydon'tIjustclosemynutsinthecashier'sdrawer?Comeonupnow,girlnamed上場吧IgotLook,Idon'tknowyou,butIlikeAndIrespectbothhairchoices.Ihatekaraoke.Ican'taffordtohaveanymorehateinmy我腦袋里憎恨已經(jīng)滿檔MyhateisatSitthisoneoutI'llcompyourcobbler.你不獻(xiàn)唱我就送你個水果派Whatdidyoudo?IsavedEarl'sPickup!Hotfood.Pickup.上菜美味出爐快上菜CalmyourbellsdownOleg.別對我猛按鈴?qiáng)W列格Notmystations.WoulditmakeyoujealousifIshewasbackherewithme?"激情"Jealous?No.Becausewe'rebusyanditwouldtakemeallthat店里超忙我還要花時間解開togettheducttapeoffhermouthandWhatareyoudoin'inhere,snow你在里面干嘛呢白雪公主Ifyou'relookin'foroneofyourhe'soutthere,holdingthemic.Look,mybiteisoff.瞧我的咬合錯位了SeeIdidthebitetest.ThenumbersevenincisoriscrossingovernumberHoldupYouknowthenamesofyourteeth?慢著你還知道自己牙齒的編號名嗎Do