1、第 PAGE5 頁 共 NUMPAGES5 頁關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語短文幽默 英語對話短文兩人幽默隨著經(jīng)濟(jì)全球化開展,英語在全球范圍內(nèi)被廣泛使用,成為國際通用語, 具有國際化。但是隨著英語在世界各地的使用, 不可防止地受到當(dāng)?shù)匚幕挠绊?英語又具有外鄉(xiāng)化。WTT整理了關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語短文，!關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語短文篇一A Girls NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculin

2、e(男性的) .Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I e_plained to Myles, Your name is very special.I named you after my own father because I loved him very much.I know he would be proud of you.Myles thought carefully about this and then said, I know all that, Mom.But I dont understan

3、d why my grandfather had a girls name.女孩的名字女兒出生時，我們給她取名叫邁爾斯，和我深愛的業(yè)已過世的父親同一個名字，不過家人提醒這個名字太男性化了。幾年以后，我覺得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長大，可以懂事了。我對她解釋說：你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個和我爸爸一樣的名字，因為我非常愛他。我相信他會為你而深感自豪的。邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下，然后說道：這些我都懂，媽媽?？墒俏也恢劳夤珵槭裁磿幸粋€女孩子的名字。關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語短文篇二Walking up to a department stores fabric counter, the pretty girl said,

4、 “I would like to buy this material for a new dress.How much does it cost?”“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.“Thats fine,” said the girl.“Ill take ten yards.”With e_pectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it

5、up, then teasingly held it out.The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”一個漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料柜臺，說：“我想要買這種料子來做一條新裙子，多少錢?”“每碼只需要一個吻?！蹦惺圬泦T說著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說，“我要十碼?！睅е诖谋砬?，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過來。女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給

6、我付賬。”關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語短文篇三Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18.So when the army doctor e_amined him, he said that he was 18.But Johns brother had joined the army a few days befor

7、e, and the same doctor had e_amined him too.This doctor remembered the older boys family name, so when he saw Johns papers, he was surprised.“How old are you?” he said.“Eighteen, sir,” said John.“But your brother was eighteen, too,” said the doctor.“Are you twins?”“Oh, no, sir,” said John, and his face went red.“My brother is five months older than I am.”大五個月第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開場了，約翰想?yún)④姡伤挥惺鶜q，當(dāng)時規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進(jìn)展體檢時，他說他已經(jīng)十八歲了?？杉s翰的哥哥剛?cè)胛闆]幾天，而且也