1、關于幽默感的英語句子 1. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard and Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要 _。 2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。 4. Love the neighbor. But dont get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5. Behind every su

2、essful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuessful man, there are two or more. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。 每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個或更多。 6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。 7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they bee otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚

3、的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8. Suess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。 9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。 11. Children in backseats cause aide

4、nts. Aidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩會生出意外，后座上的意外會生出小孩。 12. Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep. 現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以，還是再睡一會吧。 13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每個上午都醒來。 14. Hard work never killed any body.But wh

5、y take the risk？ 努力工作不會導致死亡。 但為什么要冒險呢？ 15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours！ 工作好有意思耶！尤其是看著別人工作。 16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。 17. When twos pany, threes the result！ 兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個人才是！ 18. A dress is like a barbed fence. I

6、t protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19. The more you learn, the more you know;The more you know, the more you forget;The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少， 為什么學來著。 參考于網(wǎng)絡。 The more you learn,

7、 the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn? Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. Behind every suessful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuessful man, there are two. Money is not everything. Theres

8、 Mastercard & Visa. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? Suess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 夠暸嗎？ 老媽叫我翻譯?。ǔ瑥姳Γ?今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什么意思 老媽：這個“i dont know.“是什么意思？ 我說：“我不知道” 老媽：送你上大學上了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！ 我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！ 老媽：還嘴硬！$%！#$&%#$%$%#$%！%！%$#&.（一頓爆揍） 老媽：

9、你在給我說說這個?！癷 know.“是什么意思你該知道吧，給我說說。 我說：是“我知道“ 老媽：知道就快說。 我說：就是“我知道“ 老媽：找茬呀你？剛才收拾你收拾的輕了是不？ 我說：就是我知道呀！ 老媽：知道你還不說！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%$#！%$%#*$#$%（又一頓爆揍） 老媽：你給我小心點，花那么多錢送你上大學，搞的現(xiàn)在什么都不會，會那么一丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問你最后一個，你給我好好解釋一下，說不出來我在收拾你，你給我翻譯一下“i know but i dont want to _ you.“是什么意思？ 我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十

10、多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下你滿意吧 這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，im very annoyance,dont tuouble me .是什么意思?。俊?我：“我很煩，別煩我“ 老媽：“找打，跟你媽這么說話“（于是被扁） 老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“ 我說：“我沒聽清，再說一次“ 老媽又說了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“ “我沒聽清，再說一次“ 結(jié)果被扁 老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎么解釋呢“ 我說：“你說什么“（再次被扁） 老媽再問：“l(fā)ook up in the dic

11、tionary“是何意啊 我說：“ “我還問你做甚“（被扁） 老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“ 我說：“你最好問別人“ “你是我兒子，我問別人干嗎，又找打.“ “??！god save me !“ “上帝救救我吧！” “耍你老媽玩，上帝也救不了你?。ū槐猓?我再問你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“ 我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“ “臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手 我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思” “嗯，這還差不多，一會我給你做好吃的，明天再問你” 1. Money is not everyt

12、hing. Theres Mastercard and Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要 _。 2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水，所以盡量和女友一起洗澡。 4. Love the neighbor. But dont get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 5. Behind every suessful man, there is a woman. And

13、 behind every unsuessful man, there are two or more. 每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。 每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個或更多。 6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。 7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they bee otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。 8. Suess is a rela

14、tive term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。 9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。 11. Children in backseats cause aidents. Aidents in backseats cause c

15、hildren. 后座上的小孩會生出意外，后座上的意外會生出小孩。 12. Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep. 現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來，所以，還是再睡一會吧。 13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每個上午都醒來。 14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？ 努力工作不會導致死亡。 但為什么

16、要冒險呢？ 15. “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours！ 工作好有意思耶！尤其是看著別人工作。 16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。 17. When twos pany, threes the result！ 兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個人才是！ 18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without r

17、estricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 19. The more you learn, the more you know;The more you know, the more you forget;The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘記的越多， 忘記的越多，知道的越少， 為什么學來著。 參考于網(wǎng)絡。 Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll

18、with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof, woof, woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for its life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now, do you understand the value of a secon

19、d language? 一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。 母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。 母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：“現(xiàn)在你知道外語的重要性了吧。” in our daily life, humour is an important part for us。 if you are a humorous person, people will feel that you are an easy-going man, and they will like to chat or make friends with you. st

20、aying with a humorous man make people feel fortable and without pressure. of course there are some people who really dont knwo how to bee humorous. maybe sometimes they want to be facetious,but they cant make it well. if you are a person like thies situation, please dont worry, and making real yours

21、elf is enough. any way, if a person is very humorous, we can find that he has many friends around him. i hope every can make use of your humor to get many good friends.。 One day, a 9 years old boy and his mother came to the hospital, because of the little boy is badly toothache, at a good price nego

22、tiation between both parties before the treatment for $4, when the doctor for the little boy after finish pull teeth for them for $20, when the little boys mother asked why the doctor price and good price before they talk of time, the doctor said: when your sons tooth, he screams away my another fou

23、r patients. A Christmas Carol is a novella by Charles Dickens first published on December 19, 1843 with illustrations by John Leech.The first of the authors five Christmas books, the story was an instant suess, selling over six thousand copies in one week, and the tale has bee one of the most popula

24、r and enduring Christmas stories of all time. Contemporaries noted that the storys popularity played a critical role in redefining the importance of Christmas and the major sentiments associated with the holiday. A Christmas Carol was written during a time of decline in the old Christmas traditions.

25、If Christmas, with its ancient and hospitable customs, its social and charitable observances, were in danger of decay, this is the book that would give them a new lease, said English poet Thomas Hood. The story deals extensively with two of Dickens recurrent themes, social injustice and poverty, the

26、 relationship between the two, and their causes and effects. 大家好，我叫。 欽州，我很高興能在這里與大家認識，我是紡織工業(yè)學校的一名學生，我的專業(yè)是針織，我很榮幸能參加集訓營，我參加集訓營是因為我喜歡英語，我希望在集訓營里學到的用在我以后的工作中，并開始我的職業(yè)生涯。因為我堅信將在很多領域都需要英語。 我的英語很差這就是 _在這里和大家一起學習，我知道我拿下英語將是一個巨大的挑戰(zhàn)，但我堅信，“寶劍鋒從磨出，梅花香自苦寒來”，堅持就是勝利，希望就在今后的學習中請大家多多指教，謝謝！Self-introductionHello everyone! My is。 , from Qinzhou. Im so glad to meet you, and Im curren