1、 英語幽默搞笑笑話帶翻譯范文英語笑話帶翻譯一個律師打開他的寶馬車門，突然一輛汽車駛過來把門撞飛了，警察趕到現(xiàn)場，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛的寶馬。警察同志，看看他們把我的車弄的!律師哀怨地說。你們律師真是物質(zhì)至上，我很不舒服!警察反駁說，你這么關(guān)心你可惡的寶馬，你可能沒有注意到你的左胳膊也沒了。律師終于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，天哪，我的勞力士手表在哪兒A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the

2、police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.Officer, look what theyve done to my Beeeemer!, he whined.You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick! retorted the officer, Youre so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didnt even notice

3、 that your left arm was ripped off!幽默有趣的少兒英語笑話Cat and crabOne day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider

4、 very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider: Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you Yes, I still know you!【譯文】貓和螃蟹一天，一只貓在湖邊玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夾了它一下。那只貓非常生氣，它追著那只螃蟹跑。一會兒，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的蜘蛛正在樹上織網(wǎng)，那只貓很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并對它說：小樣兒，你上了網(wǎng)我就不認識你了!簡單少兒英語小笑話Bring PapaTeacher: For final exam this time,

5、 you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.【譯文】帶爸爸老師:本次考試,你們可以帶課本、筆記本、詞典等,就像你們平常做作業(yè)一樣。弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸帶來了。2 Cat and crabOne day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big