1、Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理課上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefingerf:,fi ”,老師用手指在地圖上指著某一個地方，說： “約翰，這是什么呀？” 約翰站起身來，說：“是你的食指。”,English joke,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理課上） 老師用手指在地圖上指著

2、某一個地方，說： “約翰，這是什么呀？” 約翰站起身來，說：“是你的食指?！?A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger”,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理課上） Teacher: Explainiksplein , please, the effectifekt of cold and heat and give examples Pupil

3、（學(xué)生）:Cold contractskntrkts , heat expandsikspndz Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,老師：請解釋一下冷和熱的作用，并舉例說明。 學(xué)生：熱脹冷縮。這就是夏天日子長冬天日子短的原因。,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理課上） 老師：請解釋一下冷和熱的作用，并舉例說明。 學(xué)生：熱脹冷縮。這就是夏天日子長冬天日子短的原因。,Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and

4、heat and give examples Pupil（學(xué)生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,老師：尼克，請你告訴我：哪一個月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考慮了一

5、會兒，說）：每個月都有二十八天。,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days 老師：尼克，請你告訴我：哪一個月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考慮了一會兒，說）：每個月都有二十八天。,Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,English joke,【4】The pen Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: Why dont you want

6、to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes,比爾：瑪麗，你的鋼筆請給我用一用。 瑪麗：為什么你不想用你自己的鋼筆寫呢？ 比爾：因?yàn)樗?jīng)常產(chǎn)生許多錯誤。,English joke,【4】The pen 比爾：瑪麗，你的鋼筆請給我用一用。 瑪麗：為什么你不想用你自己的鋼筆寫呢？ 比爾：因?yàn)樗?jīng)常產(chǎn)生許多錯誤。,Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill

7、: Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年齡） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,老師：安妮，你幾歲？ 安妮：十五歲。 老師：你去年才七歲，現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該是八歲啊！ 安妮

8、：對啦，去年七歲加今年八歲等于十五歲。,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年齡） 老師：安妮，你幾歲？ 安妮：十五歲。 老師：你去年才七歲，現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該是八歲?。?安妮：對啦，去年七歲加今年八歲等于十五歲。,Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,Eng

9、lish joke,6Ann on Tom said: You are pigs. Tom said: I am a pig strange! from Ann called Tom pig strange, and finally one day, Tom could not help but face the front of everyone shouted Ann : I am not a strange pig! ,6Ann對Tom說：“你是豬?！盩om說：“我是豬才怪！”從此Ann就叫Tom豬才怪，終于有一天，Tom忍不住當(dāng)著眾人的面對Ann吼道：“我不是豬才怪！”,7A: “Th

10、is matter I just tell you one person, you must the secretsi:krit for me. B: “Trusttrst , not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you.,7甲：”這件事我只告訴你一人，請你千萬為我保密。 乙：”放心，不但我要為你保密，我還要告訴大家都來為你保密?！?8Stupid Question Dan was the doormand:mn of a club in a big city. Everyday, tho

11、usands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, Whats the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more. Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so. “Now people arent going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?”,8愚蠢的問題,丹在一個大城市的某